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 作者  bandoll (員外)                                           看板  FITNESS 
 標題  Fw: [童年] 劍心再也不能用飛天御劍流了                                  
 時間  Thu Feb 21 20:33:45 2013                                               
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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板 #1H3s-4M9 ]

作者: AngeLucifer (ウソのうまい男) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 劍心再也不能用飛天御劍流了
時間: Mon Feb  4 16:21:19 2013

神劍闖江湖, 大約在我國小到國中時完結了,

故事的最後, 身為(退役)傳說中暗殺者的主角 劍心,

被醫生宣佈


「即使再怎麼小心，你還是會在四、五年之內，惡化到完全無法使用飛天御劍流…」

這對我幼小的心靈產生了莫大的衝擊.

怎麼會? 一路大殺四方的主角怎麼到了最後一集突然就被廢武功了?

怎麼到最後一集突然得了「不能用飛天御劍流病」呢?QQ

沒事還補了一句「因為比古先生(主角的師父)有像鎧甲般的肌肉所以沒事」


喂~~~!! 哪一國的病會視肌肉生長狀況萌發啊?

雖然這部漫畫一直出現讓牛頓都會氣到從墳裡跳出來的天兵設定,

但這麼恐怖的病我壓根都沒聽過啊!!



= 時光飛逝 =




直到今天, 26歲的才深刻的體悟到















那叫退化性關節炎












主角整天飛來飛去上竄下跳衝刺急停還多練一個單腳轉身的拔刀奧義,

現在想起來半月板應該老早就找個好人家投胎去了吧?

也怪醫生講得太隱誨了, 聽起來就像得了甚麼絕症一樣,

在那句話前面加個"你得了退化性關節炎"不就好了嗎?

不過哪一個漫畫的主角會得退化性關節炎啊?

訽田銀時頂多也只是糖尿病高危險群啊, 幕末真是太可怕了.


==

PS. 內側大腿肌如果足夠發達, 運動時膝蓋比較不會產生位移,

    所以比古師父靠肌肉活下來理論上是對的

PS2.飛來飛去上竄下跳衝刺急停還多練一個單腳轉身,

    跟我當年練FOOTBALL時的菜單一樣, 無怪乎才26歲的我就趕上劍心28歲的進度...

    再見了半月板, 希望你投胎到一個好人家QQ

PS3.太貴了. 沒有買

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※ 編輯: AngeLucifer     來自: 1.165.119.40         (02/04 16:23)
推 hope399331:推神劍闖江湖 悱春劍心                                02/04 16:24
推 k9866:推ps3                                                     02/04 16:34
推 CP64:推現實( ′_>`)                                             02/04 16:35
推 uytqazescf:那時候有說是他身材矮小不適合練 另外也應該說比古那件  02/04 16:38
→ uytqazescf:代代相傳的衣服 一來是劍心拒絕不要穿的 二來是劍心太   02/04 16:39
→ uytqazescf:早就下山 不然他應該可以先繼承比古清十郎的名字再慢慢  02/04 16:40
→ AngeLucifer:練肌肉                                              02/04 16:40
→ uytqazescf:把肌肉練起來                                         02/04 16:40
推 howvolley:推退化性關節炎！！！（誤                              02/04 16:43
推 fablecooler:ps3...XD                                            02/04 16:57
推 October29:推半月板跟關節炎                                      02/04 17:09
推 mydeargf:囧                                                     02/04 17:27
推 noy010203:好啦，原PO拍拍。好好跟半月板說再見。                  02/04 17:36
推 Tenging:先練肌肉                                                02/04 17:40
推 ann7773631:推PS3 XDDDDD                                         02/04 17:42
推 ffwind:PS3.太貴了. 沒有買 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   02/04 17:50
推 baba1020:笑翻 捉到笑點拉xdddd 退化性關節炎 啥鬼                 02/04 17:51
推 zack7301428:那個年代不太可能說出那麼學術的話語吧                02/04 18:09
推 bigappleman:樓上不要年代歧視喔ˋˊ                              02/04 18:17
推 david18:原po保重                                                02/04 18:26
推 a1zz3:XD                                                        02/04 18:44
推 overhead:ps3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   02/04 18:56
推 arrakis:退化性關節炎XD                                          02/04 18:57
推 jill67452000:原PO拍拍                                           02/04 19:04
推 mrcat:記者:你怎麼不願意飛？ 劍心:我就腳麻是要怎麼飛! 記者:....  02/04 19:05
推 apycalo:哈哈樓上超好笑                                          02/04 19:15
推 Lidiana:樓樓上讓我笑翻了                                        02/04 19:18
→ Archi821:腳麻的已經飛了                                         02/04 19:22
推 ps3sogood:找我?????????                                         02/04 19:37
推 kiki41052:半月板www                                             02/04 19:58
推 aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？(但好像怪怪的..                   02/04 20:03
→ mpcb:吳導: 這腳手如果靈活，拔刀術的就快活                       02/04 20:04
推 aprilweather:你解決了我的疑惑啊！(我一直以為他會過勞死...)      02/04 20:06
→ Tenging:看成月半板XDDD                                          02/04 20:21
推 connieyu:ps3戳到我笑點了XDDDD                                   02/04 20:28
推 peilin8272:原來如此...QQ  原po拍拍....                          02/04 20:31
推 gfneo:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                              02/04 20:41
推 nydiatptt:原來是這樣...當時很錯愕欸...退化性關節炎好懂多了      02/04 20:51
推 anitaway:你覺得這麼帥氣的漫畫講出得了退化性關節炎還帥嗎?        02/04 20:57
→ anitaway:會瞬間變成搞笑漫畫的!!!!                               02/04 20:57
推 Dante:PS3 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                02/04 20:57
推 kingaden:april << 半月板是軟骨                                  02/04 21:19
推 Mood310400:推 aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？(但好像怪怪的.. XD  02/04 21:25
推 kenshin078:哈哈 有種蛋蛋的哀傷                                  02/04 21:28
推 Mejamelody:XDDDDDDDD                                            02/04 21:37
推 bamboo1314:ps3  XDDDDD                                          02/04 21:48
推 Usamiakihiko:什麼是半月板？看不懂ps3...可以解釋嗎ORZ            02/04 22:18
推 carmelono15:半月板就是膝蓋之間的軟骨 運動員會磨損得比較快       02/04 22:26
推 linotwo:ps3 就是... PS3                                         02/04 22:41
推 azuregni:原PO拍拍 這篇有種哀傷的幽默~                           02/04 22:44
推 Addidas:不錯啊 這篇                                             02/04 22:50
→ tryit0902:想知道原PO FOOTBALL的菜單XD                           02/04 22:54
推 Usamiakihiko:那PS3請問世什麼？                                  02/04 23:00
推 angeline0321:1推                                                02/04 23:03
推 Tenging:因為我們有XD360                                         02/04 23:06
→ rjar:抱歉 PS3 我沒笑                                            02/04 23:14
推 REDBLUEr:BruceWayne：                                           02/04 23:54
推 IcJack:XD，通遍都有趣                                           02/05 00:56
推 criminal:PS3 xD                                                 02/05 02:03
推 hsiang1990:推一下XDD                                            02/05 02:13
推 sharkimage:PS3好妙 完全戳中笑點                                 02/05 03:44
推 kueiblood:我一直以為他得絕症了+1 原來是退化性關節炎啊!!         02/05 08:48
推 ss163500:淚推                                                   02/05 09:21
推 sunnymeow:讚                                                    02/05 09:58
推 yunhu:多錢的疑惑終解，專業推！！！                              02/05 09:58
推 freedom51710:不不，是因為他的膝蓋中了一箭(誤                    02/05 10:05
推 ozclement:看笨版長知識!!!                                       02/05 10:15
推 richday:XDDDDDDDDD                                              02/05 10:21
→ Tenging:突破多年看不懂的點了                                    02/05 10:36
推 lkklttu:  aprilweather:半月板...是胖嗎？                        02/05 11:11
推 omyg0d2007:PS3讓我愣了一下..                                    02/05 11:29
推 zasx1452:最後一句我笑了 XD                                      02/05 12:42
推 bluebarley:這篇有種奇特的喜感XDDDD  半月板RIP                   02/05 13:34
推 b0807love:退化性關節炎！所以原PO才26歲就...!? (笑翻)            02/05 14:18
推 b0807love:原來半月板是一個器官阿...我剛剛還在找在PTT的哪裡....  02/05 14:20
→ insky60102:想到半月板就想到roy阿Q-Q                             02/05 14:22
推 kid8500:淚推劍心跟ROY                                           02/05 14:58
推 ru486:PS3XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               02/05 15:09
推 khch:劍心迷只有推了XDDDD                                        02/05 15:23
推 rain1061:淚推半月板..                                           02/05 15:30
推 JazzChen:推退化性關節炎                                         02/05 15:48
推 earl001:專業推~~                                                02/05 16:35
推 yumanatu:我怎麼覺得比較像髕骨軟化症                             02/05 16:50
推 sing129:可以轉漫吐嗎XDDDDDD                                     02/05 17:15
推 maotz:原來是退化性關節炎啊原po解了我多年來的疑惑                02/05 18:17
推 gungunit:半月板是膝蓋間的軟骨                                   02/05 18:21
推 magicsiren:XDDDDDDDDDD                                          02/05 18:25
推 MadCaro:有沒有神人可以畫一下兄貴劍心?                           02/05 18:49
→ MadCaro:神劍闖江湖之另一種結局這樣... XD                        02/05 18:50
推 TsutsuKan:神劍闖江湖跟銀魂都超愛的!!  是說ps3也太酷XDD          02/05 21:04
推 lovemoonman:瞬間看城飛天御姊流                                  02/05 21:40
推 zookada:PS3 <=搓到我笑點了 XXDDD                                02/05 22:07
推 yeask:劍心迷淚推....後來畫風變好簡略啊...........               02/06 01:18
推 princessmake:XD                                                 02/06 10:10
推 Legolasgreen:我沒有看結局嗚嗚嗚                                 02/06 11:27
推 hesa888:看笨版長知識，不過看到留言後會嘴角失守XD                02/06 14:31
推 ljhvincent:你突破忙點了華生~~                                   02/06 17:43
推 duncan6502:看笨版長知識                                         02/06 19:45
推 ku121ma:原來是退化性關節炎啊......                              02/06 20:49
推 kenshin333:其實故事中多少有提到使用飛天御劍流對人體負擔很大     02/07 09:15
→ kenshin333:身材矮小又沒啥肌肉的劍心劍士生涯提早報銷也是很合情   02/07 09:16
→ kenshin333:理的XD                                               02/07 09:17
推 iamvvv:原po...QQ 簽名檔是雷槍!!                                 02/07 20:55
推 RainInNight: 淚推笨版長知識(?)                                  02/08 00:05
推 ligopa:唉....其實是梅毒......請看一下心酸篇(?)                  02/08 01:29

梅毒不會視肌肉生長狀況發病吧XD

話說我爸看心酸篇時說那比較像麻瘋
※ 編輯: AngeLucifer     來自: 123.240.120.174      (02/08 01:34)
推 godamnshock:好懷念那部卡通喔                                    02/08 01:43
推 chan03212:我記得PS3梗以前就有出現過了耶 不過忘了什麼時候        02/10 03:05
推 Cathexis1989:從fb版來朝聖的劍心迷推 XD                          02/20 22:32

※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
※ 轉錄者: bandoll (59.104.117.31), 時間: 02/21/2013 20:33:46
→ bandoll:你看看，重訓是多麼重要，師父叫你重訓你偏不聽！！        02/21 20:34
推 bestrick:劍心 :漫畫迷不喜歡看肌肉男(淚                          02/21 20:43
推 fukyou:尼麻的                                                   02/21 20:45
→ fukyou:火燒京都!!                                               02/21 20:45
推 Amabikari:PS3 XDDDDDDDDDD                                       02/21 21:44
推 liberating:劍心真的太瘦弱了                                     02/21 21:47
推 Aries0326:PS3  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            02/21 21:57
推 kinnsan:PS3有笑點 XDDD                                          02/21 22:51
推 wwlan:好笑                                                      02/22 06:13
推 linyap:PS3也沒那麼那麼貴 PS4都要出了~ 劍心這樣還不算有重訓= =   02/22 11:04
推 kunniq:想當年我可是為劍心心痛了好久!                            02/22 13:26
推 alex53001:拍拍啦...推PS3                                        02/22 14:18
推 aacjt:拍拍原PO~~~好促咪阿~~~                                    02/22 15:36
→ bandoll:別忘記比古要給劍心穿的那件衣服啊                        02/22 16:42
推 sheepy0319:以後不能闖江湖只好闖紅燈了(欸)                       02/23 00:55

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