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 作者  johnny0904 (大豬小豬肉一盤)                            看板  Gossiping 
 標題  [爆卦] 寧江出現弊案                                                    
 時間  Wed Dec  5 17:13:57 2012                                               
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不久以前,寧江一帶,有個公共建設工程需要找建材的承包商合作。

由於政商連成一氣,許多名目無中生有,不然就是報高做低,貪污了許多公帑。

不管是建材、裝飾或是工業用品,牽扯的弊案幾乎無遠弗屆。



例如該區的民眾原本希望用陶瓷裝飾橋上的欄杆,但官員們只是做做樣子買了幾塊陶土,

沒用多少就趕緊倒在寧江第十個河灣上的「癸灣台」,改用其他便宜的材質代替。

就連民眾捐贈保護飾品的包膜,俗稱「壺膜」,

即使在眾目睽睽下一個個點交,這些壺膜還是在官僚沒效率的體制下棄置太久導致發霉。



而當中最有名的例子,莫過於一個負責公設樑柱材料的寧江行政委員。

他和建材廠商訂購便宜但品質不好的鐵柱做為材料,多餘的預算中飽私囊。

為了掩人耳目,這名委員要求廠商會面時都要戴著同款帽子,裡頭塞著寫字的紙條,

在會談後互換帽子,做為秘密傳遞的橋樑。



然而,這名委員千算萬算,倒也沒算到這批梁柱在一次大雨後竟全數鏽蝕,

露出鮮紅的鏽班。

民眾見狀勃然大怒,紛紛圍至他家,要求負責。

這名委員一邊暗中生氣廠商沒在帽裡的紙條說明這些鐵柱容易產生紅繡,一邊計劃跑路。

最後他被民怨逼到走投無路,只好在某個夜裡潛至寧江,打算乘船逃亡。

誰知道消息走漏,一群民眾氣得追至寧江,將他團團圍住。

這名委員眼看自己就要完蛋,長嘆一聲,

然後把船槳用力一劈,發出巨大清脆的聲響。



下一秒,他被憤怒的民眾淹沒。



這段貪官野史後被百姓們所記下,寫成了一首打油詩,

用來警惕後人,不要忘記民間監督的力量:



陶塊趕倒癸灣台,點交壺膜在體霉。

帽裡沒說柱繡紅,寧委槳劈聲大清。



可是,由於害怕政治迫害,百姓們只得把它到過來寫,流傳後世:



清大聲劈槳委寧,紅繡柱說沒裡帽。

霉體亂膜壺交點,抬灣鬼倒趕塊陶。



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推 slcgboy:太厲害了XDD                                             12/05 17:38
推 cychine:幾 霸 昏 啦                                             12/05 17:38
推 ikai99:神作!                                                   12/05 17:38
推 richstar:繼邦伯徵文後再現奇文!!!!                               12/05 17:39
推 Zphoenix:這個真的神!! 因為昨天的XX之亂才能一開始就看到關鍵字    12/05 17:39
推 chunkuihuang:真是太強了                                         12/05 17:40
推 zaknafein:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        12/05 17:40
推 delmardidi:神........                                           12/05 17:40
推 ji394su33000:繼鬼島歌王後又出現了鬼島詩人  真是奇杷             12/05 17:40
推 Keo:卵 霸 昏 !                                                 12/05 17:40
推 mocblp:這才叫文青啊XDDDDDD                                      12/05 17:41
推 antisophia:強                                                   12/05 17:41
推 onionsteven:喂~ 週阿倫嗎? 這裡有個方文海 快來領走               12/05 17:41
推 final00095:超強                                                 12/05 17:41
推 white777:人才!!                                                 12/05 17:41
推 Aguilera:原PO是個人才!幾霸婚!                                   12/05 17:41
推 KamijoToma:神作                                                 12/05 17:42
推 fd:這不給推對不起自己                                           12/05 17:42
推 oneG:太強了吧~                                                  12/05 17:42
推 lovetina:超強的!!!                                              12/05 17:42
推 Jin134:這一定得推啊XDDDD                                        12/05 17:42
推 j20006640:太強了吧!!!!                                          12/05 17:42


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