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 作者  CDing (CD中)                                           看板  Gossiping 
 標題  Re: [問卦] 有沒有蟯蟲貼紙的八卦?                                       
 時間  Tue Mar 19 21:47:46 2013                                               
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※ 引述《GayBar (肛交是高尚的社交行為)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《GG30cm (三十公分)》之銘言：
: : 印象中小學的時候有發過蟯蟲貼紙
: : 就是一大早拿那個貼紙在肛門抓一下
: : 然後學校會收回去檢查
: : 不知道現在還有沒有??
: : 有沒有蟯蟲貼紙的八卦?  http://ppt.cc/dCxq
: 記得小學的時候老師剛發完貼紙，就有人撕下來
: 把他貼在眼睛上，比出鹹蛋超人的姿勢
: 後來那位同學在走廊上貼著貼紙擺pose到下課
: 也有人忘記帶蟯蟲貼紙，用交封箱膠帶回來........

蟯蟲試紙 好久的東西了

這讓我想起一段故事......


記得是小學三年級剛開學的時候

那時剛放完暑假 有一系列的健康檢查(驗尿 視力等等的)

其中一項就是蟯蟲試紙

老師說明用法之後 發給每個人一張貼紙+一個小紙袋


那時我的好朋友-大食客 拿到貼紙之後把它剪一半

貼在右邊眼鏡鏡片上

「你的戰力只有兩百！」


幹是史考特耶!!!!!!!!!!超酷!!!!!!!

可是我那時還沒戴眼鏡(小六才開始戴)

就搶旁邊女同學的眼鏡來玩.....

然後跟他一起四處分析其他小朋友的戰力


一傳十 十傳百

「史考特」就這樣蔓延開來

校園中幾乎每個人都戴著史考特在分析戰力、喊龜~派~氣~功~波~

就連沒戴眼鏡的為了趕流行 也硬是把蟯蟲試紙貼到眼睛上面.....



然後大食客被抓到是第一位這樣玩的 他被導師禁足了整整一個月.....


我跟其他有參與的同學只被罰中午半蹲 科科

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→ KCKCLIN:......................XD                                03/19 21:48
推 estupid:看到戰鬥力就噴了                                        03/19 21:48
推 yspen:導師怎麼禁足??                                            03/19 21:48
推 bee12:超酷 我都沒想到要這樣玩!!!                                03/19 21:48
→ ppppeople:史考特                                                03/19 21:48
推 srwu:有玩過 XDDDD                                               03/19 21:49
推 kane3345678:導師要怎麼禁足?                                     03/19 21:49
→ andy3580:不能下課吧                                             03/19 21:49
正解
→ ppppeople:不准他回家 不就禁倒足了嗎                             03/19 21:49
推 forRITZ:靠杯  我怎麼沒想到                                      03/19 21:50
→ kane3345678:原來如此啊  就是被老師帶回家的意思                  03/19 21:50
推 pacmaner:我的戰鬥力只得八千 他起碼有一萬以上                    03/19 21:50
推 e1q3z9c7:像稿紙                                                 03/19 21:50
推 icehunter:這個有梗喔!!                                          03/19 21:50
推 LiarBu:幹...我以前都不知道可以這樣玩                            03/19 21:50
推 Posaune:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     03/19 21:51
推 jk155242:我快笑死了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  03/19 21:52
推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......                       03/19 21:52
推 wlsun:你贏了.......XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             03/19 21:52
推 rave760422:http://i.imgur.com/JBH0Clh.jpg

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推 jrm093:我們那時候還常常粘到蟯蟲卵呢!嘖嘖嘖                      03/19 21:52
推 jackerxx:樓上是不是甜甜的感覺                                   03/19 21:52
推 Crocodile119:樓上真男人                                         03/19 21:52
推 sp4orz520:樓上重口味                                            03/19 21:52
推 yspen:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......              03/19 21:52
→ jackerxx:謝謝誇獎                                               03/19 21:52
推 tonykingtwo:XDDDD                                               03/19 21:53
推 hu6111:算你厲害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                03/19 21:53
推 larcqoo:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......            03/19 21:54
→ storyf66014: v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙...             03/19 21:54
推 amgdaaaa:噁心                                                   03/19 21:54
推 okla3125:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......           03/19 21:54
推 ppoo75:國小同學以為是包大便的 隔天帶一包來學校我還以為是他早餐  03/19 21:55
→ fart5566:XDDD                                                   03/19 21:55
推 brian1219:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        03/19 21:55
推 abxtpml56:變態                                                  03/19 21:55
推 catshouse:檢察大便的有另外說阿~一個盒子裝                       03/19 21:56
推 Cger:有創意  如果二十年前看到這篇...XD                          03/19 21:56
推 Safin:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......              03/19 21:57
推 tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               03/19 21:59
推 a2156700:就算變態也可以舔別的 怎麼會舔這個                      03/19 21:59
推 chimeptt:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙...... XDDD靠北  03/19 22:00
推 vancanucks:...太噁了                                            03/19 22:00
推 v7q4:就黏黏的，貼紙上那種膠的味道 此外沒什麼奇怪的味道          03/19 22:00
推 muchi5566:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......          03/19 22:01
推 cymine:joke                                                     03/19 22:01
推 okla3125:這推文會爆~                                            03/19 22:01
→ estupid:推 a2156700:就算變態也可以舔別的 怎麼會舔這個           03/19 22:02
推 conbanwa:XDDDDDDDDD                                             03/19 22:05
推 rinsoukan:幹 太噁心了....                                       03/19 22:05
推 a75267462007:讚!!                                               03/19 22:06
推 shwei2012:推 v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......          03/19 22:06
→ agong:笑到翻....                                                03/19 22:06
推 jin0:鹹鹹的 效果快 恢復體力也快!                                03/19 22:07
推 awaken:舔過後有大吃一斤嗎？                                     03/19 22:09
→ awaken:等等，樓樓上怎麼知道是鹹的啊？                           03/19 22:10
推 weboau:幹好噁XDDDD  那妳有得蟯蟲嗎                              03/19 22:16
推 hsulinchih:有創意XDDDDDDDDDD                                    03/19 22:16
推 headcase:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  史考特超靠腰的啦        03/19 22:16
推 retunforever:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      03/19 22:18
推 pterence123:太好笑了                                            03/19 22:25
推 light20735:XD超好笑的                                           03/19 22:26
推 shengkao:乾，我小時候怎麼沒想到這招XDDD                         03/19 22:33
※ 編輯: CDing           來自: 36.232.213.170       (03/19 22:36)
推 mangobrother:XDDD                                               03/19 22:41
推 flygey:xdddd                                                    03/19 22:46
推 sky81130:v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......              03/19 22:46
推 hens:原PO二十年前怎麼不早說  這招一定學起來阿!!XDD              03/19 22:48
推 miloisgood:v7q4你的貼紙簿能借我翻一下嗎...                      03/19 22:57
噓 mild7no1:DXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXx                   03/19 23:03
推 nojoewu:XDDDDDD                                                 03/19 23:04
推 jerry2312:xd                                                    03/19 23:18
推 silentgiant:還有這招XD                                          03/19 23:29
推 flygey:Xdddd                                                    03/19 23:43
推 flygey:v7q4:小時候偷舔過喜歡女生的蟯蟲貼紙......                03/19 23:45
推 lkshfish:可以轉就可嗎XD                                         03/19 23:45
推 rock0077:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      03/19 23:55

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