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 作者  petersonXD (petersonXD)                                看板  Gossiping 
 標題  [問卦] 去星巴克買飲料要說自己姓什麼?                                   
 時間  Tue Jun 11 21:33:08 2013                                               
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一定有人會說要說自己姓帥(我有同學是真的)
這樣店員就會說帥先生~你的抹茶奶霜星冰樂好囉~

我都說我姓司徒，因為我覺得這個姓很帥
有時候會換張簡(因為我同學也有人姓)

但是最近想換個更酷的姓
有沒有去買星巴克的酷姓氏的八卦呢？

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推 DALUGI:交                                                       06/11 21:33
→ diefishfish:愛                                                  06/11 21:33
→ sammy615302:愛新覺羅                                            06/11 21:33
那我乾脆說烏拉那拉好了
推 abc06:幹                                                        06/11 21:33
→ takmingnoob:我都說我性肉棒                                      06/11 21:33
推 Hans14:好好                                                     06/11 21:33
→ takmingnoob:肉棒先生 你ㄉ奶泡好了哦~                            06/11 21:33
推 gaygay:我                                                       06/11 21:34
推 gm2867:愛                                                       06/11 21:34
推 POLIZEL:蕉                                                      06/11 21:34
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:35)
→ homerunball:豆豆                                                06/11 21:34
推 goldman0204:交                                                  06/11 21:34
推 Lavchi:店員：請問肉棒兩個字麼寫呢？　我：（掏）                 06/11 21:34
→ rufjvm12345:金城                                                06/11 21:34
→ ym00268:姬岢、沖凍                                              06/11 21:34
→ fun5566:猛馬 --> 選字後 -->                                     06/11 21:34
推 flamedevil:漩渦                                                 06/11 21:35
推 cul287:仁                                                       06/11 21:35
推 gdsword:要姓大 他就會說...大小姐.妳的咖啡好了喔                 06/11 21:35
對 可惜我是男的
所以我下次要偽娘去買說姓大(?)
噓 a2032016:這個廢文怎麼沒人噓                                     06/11 21:36
→ drigo:姓 愛你                                                   06/11 21:36
→ qooqoogb:蘇察   然後懂的人會幫你接 哈爾燦                       06/11 21:36
推 flamedevil:愛新覺羅                                             06/11 21:37
推 howwong:           。溥聰                                       06/11 21:37
推 williamfish:姓警察                                              06/11 21:37
推 abram:很有創意啊 這文                                           06/11 21:37
推 uncannyayu:全聯                                                 06/11 21:38
推 ktt7756881:完顏                                                 06/11 21:38
→ williamfish:健美                                                06/11 21:38
哈哈哈
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:39)
→ azrael1011:身上最多金的，會有很多視線看你緩緩走過               06/11 21:38
推 oligoisgood:司馬                                                06/11 21:38
推 shane20000:慕容                                                 06/11 21:39
推 IPAD5:馬：我姓馬　店員：水母先生你的咖啡好了哦                  06/11 21:39
推 XieXie9527:你可以姓無能                                         06/11 21:39
噓 Allen0315:你可以跟她講英文名字 她就只會叫英文名字而已           06/11 21:39
我是呆灣郎，不取洋鬼名(結果我的帳號...)
推 shinkon:皇甫                                                    06/11 21:39
推 cacasi:宅                                                       06/11 21:39
推 BeerIsGood:姓基     基奴李維                                    06/11 21:40
噓 ilove1530:-----------------------性交阿-----------------------  06/11 21:40
→ XieXie9527:哎喲∼英文名字好潮喔，跟星巴克果然很搭               06/11 21:41
推 vincentsoon:我姓費吳，廢物先生，請先付款                        06/11 21:41
推 mushroomface:尉遲                                               06/11 21:42
推 timlin5566:我都說我性饑渴                                       06/11 21:43
推 lin31179:葉赫那拉                                               06/11 21:43
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:44)
推 MaYingDog:我姓交                                                06/11 21:43
推 olalo:你wiki百家姓隨你挑啦...一堆很怪少見的                     06/11 21:43
推 akway:焦                                                        06/11 21:43
推 terry66:無能                                                    06/11 21:44
推 alex0837:姓：煞氣ㄟ                                             06/11 21:44
推 allure1:我很好奇  現在有些人不容易分辨性別  店員怎麼招呼?       06/11 21:44
所以如果說姓大可能會被叫大人妖
推 nocturneC:Bond, James Bond                                      06/11 21:45
推 kibou:我姓費雯                                                  06/11 21:45
→ allure1:先生  貴姓?  客:張小姐                                  06/11 21:45
推 andrewyachu:伊爾根覺羅                                          06/11 21:45
推 cacasi:我是輕功水...   輕先生你好~                              06/11 21:45
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:46)
推 catshouse:紐怙錄                                                06/11 21:45
→ allure1:我以前遇到特殊客人  都只能說"您好"                      06/11 21:45
推 Rigogo:我朋友姓武，跟他說武功的武，結果杯子上寫 蜈              06/11 21:46
推 VTsuyoshi:沃                                                    06/11 21:46
推 aceliang:我性甘醇                                               06/11 21:46
推 cul287:Teemo                 結賬時發現 海豹部隊拿衝鋒槍殺過來  06/11 21:46
推 akway:小姐 貴姓? 客:陳先生                                      06/11 21:47
結果店員說陳先生小姐
我突然想到很多人不知道阿笠博士就是一個名字
所以套上博士稱呼他就要叫
阿笠博士博士
噓 linph:把Virginia聽成Vagina也是一絕                              06/11 21:47
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:49)
推 powerlex:姓蒙奇 店員:蒙先生拿鐵一杯                             06/11 21:47
推 XieXie9527:我同事講電話：我姓楚，宋楚瑜的楚   對方：宋先生你好  06/11 21:48
推 allure1:陳雲林 : 您好                                           06/11 21:48
推 alex0837:What's you name? 黃 秋 念  what's your name? 黃 秋 念  06/11 21:50
推 blest115:文 耶律 武 木 沐 仇 裘 姬 軒轅 汲 邴 糜 車 井 景 伊    06/11 21:51
推 abxtpml56:有梗討論文給推                                        06/11 21:51
推 tidworker:敝姓耳，耳東陳。                                      06/11 21:52
我突然想到
我媽現在是戶政的
他說有人姓萬改名叫萬歲爺不久後又改回來
我媽說沒那個屁眼就不要吃瀉藥

還有人叫XX誠
結果他要叫XX誠台灣阿誠(為什麼輸入法會自動更正...)
改名那天還自己叫記者來採訪他...
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:55)
推 cul287:店員：先生貴姓? 答：臣亮言：先帝創業未半，而中道崩殂；   06/11 21:53
其實姓臣的真的可以這樣改
不過身份證打不下，可能要手寫奈米字
推 williamoleeo:你好我性席∼                                       06/11 21:55
※ 編輯: petersonXD      來自: 114.198.182.93       (06/11 21:57)
推 imret:裝日本人 我叫Hatsune Miku                                 06/11 21:56
→ Vassili242:你是司徒浩南嗎                                       06/11 22:00
推 freewill9999:魯                                                 06/11 22:00
→ moonjimmy:     蛇                                               06/11 22:01
推 h100142003:我同學姓簡  去星巴克都說台語                         06/11 22:01
推 RyuzakiYuuji:姓:汪汪  這樣店員會不會叫兩聲聽聽阿 XD             06/11 22:02
推 imhideji:性好漁色                                               06/11 22:02
推 manboisold:推烏拉納拉 店員聽到馬上臉歪掉XDD                     06/11 22:10
推 perching0120:孛兒隻斤                                           06/11 22:19
推 egg781:講藍尼斯特你會拿到一杯免費的拿鐵                         06/11 22:23
噓 Hahrhahahahr:這文是不是幾個月前po過                             06/11 22:29
推 hothotdog:這篇可以轉joke耶                                      06/11 22:31
推 OnlyHaruka:敝姓馬爾泰                                           06/11 22:31
推 lacos0212:吳郭魚台灣鯛                                          06/11 22:34
噓 hau790623:                                                      06/11 22:38
推 billybbb:我姓焦                                                 06/11 22:45
推 GOFORYOU:姓 開司阿!  給開司一杯熱拿鐵~~~~                       06/11 22:53
推 b642897:操                                                      06/11 23:03
推 sd55524:我姓威猛  威猛先生您的拿鐵好了喔                        06/11 23:03
推 killmilk28:James ,James Bond                                    06/11 23:20
推 AR:蘭尼斯特                                                     06/11 23:46
→ bisconect:威猛先生XDDDDDDDDDD                                   06/11 23:50
推 gatimercy:姓本善                                                06/11 23:52
推 ayu7768:姓武的我有笑XDDD                                        06/12 00:21
推 letyoufree:真的有人叫萬歲爺，我有遇過，當下看到差點跪下         06/12 00:31

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