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 作者  ogcxd (桃園金城武)                                     看板  Gossiping 
 標題  [問卦] 有沒有一個人過生日的八卦?                                       
 時間  Mon Jul  8 23:24:37 2013                                               
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哥認識一位今天過25歲生日的朋友

他說他的臉書有440個好友，可是從凌晨一直到剛才

只有28個上去祝他生日快樂，用LINE傳給他的只有2個

用簡訊和電話的則是一個都沒有



我已經覺得很慘了，他卻說還有更糟的

 「我生日沒人請客就算了，竟然還要請全家人吃飯。」


哥聽到這，實在是想罵他為什麼做人這麼失敗

不過哥看他淚眼婆娑地訴說著無奈，不忍落井下石

 「生日是你的父母賦予你的重大節日，
   為了報答他們的養育之恩，請一下有什麼關係呢？」


聽完之後，他似懂非懂地點了頭，說道

　「唉，曾幾何時，連批踢踢都會寄生日賀卡來，
　　現在連批踢踢都離我而去了」

哥聽到這，不禁悲從中來



猶記得大學時，哥這位朋友人緣也還不差

也有一位交往多年的女友

偶爾也會當免費工具人幫人修電腦，贏得不少尊敬



但沒想到才短短畢業三年

女友沒了，人緣糟了，薪水薄了

唯一令人欣慰的是親情厚了



不過究竟是什麼樣的原因讓他變得這麼失敗呢

我想他心中早已有答案了吧，只是不願意承認罷了










喔對了

我這位朋友也有上批踢踢

帳號好像是叫啥 ogcxd 的



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