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 作者  kingsbitch (國王的賤人)                                看板  Gossiping 
 標題  [問卦] 有沒有用哪句話搭訕最瞎的八卦？                                  
 時間  Fri Sep 27 22:41:01 2013                                               
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1.妳掉下來的時候一定很痛吧？從天上掉下來的時候呀!

  妳一定是從天上掉下來的吧？不然不可能跟仙女一樣漂亮。


2.不好意思，我手機沒電了，可以跟妳借個手機用用嗎？

  (打通後自己手機響)一定是妳的魔法讓我的手機再度充滿能量。


3.我好像見過妳，就在我昨天晚上的夢裡。


4.因為我大冒險輸了，要跟一百個陌生人要電話，妳正好是

  我今天遇到的第一百個人，快電告訴我電話我就能得救了，

  如果可以，我請妳吃晚餐以示報答。


5.其他


有沒有哪一句搭訕話術最瞎的八卦？



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