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 作者  dvleo (leo每次落刀都為了紀念妳)                        看板  Gossiping 
 標題  Re: [爆卦] 髮型師 dvleo                                                
 時間  Sat Feb 22 01:57:53 2020                                               
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這篇我真的不知道說什麼了

妳自己line訊息有沒有留著


https://i.imgur.com/V2B4q6w.jpg



https://i.imgur.com/lkU3GMu.jpg



https://i.imgur.com/Tqihfjc.jpg







妳那些分手潑硫酸的我就不po了

從頭到尾我都沒騙過妳

妳自己要來我家找我做

要交往的也是妳

而要分手的也是

20年同學聚會我也帶妳去了

出去吃飯有的沒的我都全出了

妳喜歡早上做

我也是每天早起到捷運等妳

妳不喜歡國民黨

我也早告訴妳我退黨了

妳不喜歡我家的狗貝拉

我也都把牠踢下床

妳不喜歡吃蔥

我慢慢的幫妳挑開

妳六點不吃澱粉類

我也全吃了

我做足台男該做的

真不知道我到底哪讓妳這麼憤怒

妳有新對象 非常好

但對他別跟對我一樣

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噓 whiteadam: ??                                    220.135.52.193 02/22 01:58
→ applejuicy: ??                                 36.229.232.177 02/22 01:58
→ REDROSES: 卡                                    180.217.161.242 02/22 01:58
→ ZO20: 好                                         111.71.212.158 02/22 01:58
推 ar33ar33: 戰起來                                   219.70.40.31 02/22 01:59
噓 dos01: 卡個位                                    210.209.232.42 02/22 01:59
噓 c871111116: 分手擂台!                           175.182.178.102 02/22 01:59
→ nut7470: 哪部                                    123.205.106.75 02/22 01:59
推 GhostFather: 這對話內容還真“特別”             180.217.211.251 02/22 01:59
推 findwind0826: 先卡 有趴踢預感                   123.195.192.165 02/22 01:59
推 uligaga: 卡 開戰                                  27.247.230.53 02/22 01:59
噓 oiixooi: ????                                 220.141.7.185 02/22 01:59
推 berryc: ID正確                                   114.32.129.217 02/22 02:00
推 chucky: 好!!                                    1.200.215.187 02/22 02:00
推 GhostFather: 卡位還噓= =不是要高調ㄇ            180.217.211.251 02/22 02:00
噓 jared221https://i.imgur.com/ETVGsmG.jpg

         219.85.178.70 02/22 02:00
推 maooo: 卡                                         123.193.8.168 02/22 02:00
推 GhostFather: 還有潑硫酸??                     180.217.211.251 02/22 02:01
推 JudgmentLin: 晚點有幸運輪大抽獎嗎?               39.12.165.124 02/22 02:01
推 heat0204: 剛好周末可追 讚                        180.204.98.193 02/22 02:01
推 mglynite: 真精彩                                223.138.129.193 02/22 02:01
推 GhostFather: 推                                 180.217.211.251 02/22 02:01
推 leterg: 先觀察                                  180.217.218.210 02/22 02:01
推 mafeyabob: 八卦回S惹                            36.229.253.243 02/22 02:01
推 GhostFather: 卡位                               180.217.211.251 02/22 02:02
→ jared221: 笑死!!該回應的部份不敢出來講!           219.85.178.70 02/22 02:02
噓 semind: 誰在意你們交往的小事?放棄急救真假才是  111.241.137.208 02/22 02:02
推 Mews: 分手擂台最讚惹 耶耶耶                      182.233.205.79 02/22 02:02
推 ggg1356114: 卡                                    110.28.35.111 02/22 02:02
推 bbc0217: 吵 都給我吵起來!!                     111.252.66.232 02/22 02:02
→ semind: 重點                                    111.241.137.208 02/22 02:02
噓 hdotistyle: 龍貓弟可愛]                          110.50.165.93 02/22 02:02
噓 Bainite: 乾我屁事ㄛ                             114.136.252.146 02/22 02:02
噓 ChineseTeam: 好厲害呢你們                        114.137.63.224 02/22 02:02
噓 nihow78: 交往內容誰想看 就問你是不是幫簽高手       180.204.4.68 02/22 02:02
噓 b06606005: 所以兩個放棄急救呢]                  180.217.95.213 02/22 02:03
→ aeyu0718: 我什麼時候說過潑硫酸銅鑼事情.........   101.15.216.12 02/22 02:03
→ aeyu0718: 謝謝你幫我挑蔥齁                        101.15.216.12 02/22 02:03
推 stuxxv: 還有硫酸阿 這麼猛                         36.237.19.225 02/22 02:03
噓 i689tw: 所以你媽死了嗎                          114.137.240.211 02/22 02:03
→ aeyu0718: 我沒有喜歡早上做啊............          101.15.216.12 02/22 02:04
推 planethell: 現在沒有雞排攤了欸                   180.217.122.51 02/22 02:04
推 SpecX: 加油                                      27.246.103.253 02/22 02:04
推 zhtw: 分手擂臺打起來  GO                        111.242.178.251 02/22 02:04
推 GhostFather: i689你這樣容易被告耶??           180.217.211.251 02/22 02:04
推 kenlin0105: 推                                   49.216.102.101 02/22 02:04
→ aeyu0718: 其實我早上要約會的所以回最後一次:      101.15.216.12 02/22 02:04
噓 EXEXbein: ??? ??? 真的不知道該說什麼XDDD           1.173.28.219 02/22 02:04
推 sr0: 老闆 不夠辣 可不可以在多來點                  36.227.15.63 02/22 02:05
推 shi21: 所以你到底是不是幫簽高手?                   36.227.35.47 02/22 02:05
→ nut7470: 雞排要不要切                            123.205.106.75 02/22 02:05
→ EXEXbein: 睡惹睡惹                                 1.173.28.219 02/22 02:05
推 JudgmentLin: 大家都進來                           39.12.165.124 02/22 02:05
噓 dos01: 對阿 重點是到底簽下去了沒? 簽幾分?        210.209.232.42 02/22 02:05
推 david0426: 硫酸是真假 有沒有證據 測風向開始     118.232.152.107 02/22 02:05
噓 madeathmao: 所以我說放棄急救的事呢               220.129.25.119 02/22 02:06
→ dvleohttps://i.imgur.com/4nYE3HB.jpg

             1.200.196.42 02/22 02:06
噓 meokay: ㄏㄏ                                    223.138.127.137 02/22 02:06
→ aeyu0718: 我承認我們交往,我承認交往時你對我很    101.15.216.12 02/22 02:06
噓 tearness: 重點是你同樣手法騙了幾個妹 說啊?     111.248.144.220 02/22 02:06
推 okitawawa: 卡一下                                 124.12.52.215 02/22 02:06
推 letbeit: 笑死 先卡 這才是八卦版                 111.249.138.160 02/22 02:06
推 GhostFather: 高調                               180.217.211.251 02/22 02:07
→ dos01: 為什麼這張截這麼短? 上面呢?               210.209.232.42 02/22 02:07
→ n74042300: 為什麼這張截這麼短? 上面呢?          180.217.245.116 02/22 02:07
噓 meokay: 你484急了0.0?                          223.138.127.137 02/22 02:07
噓 starfishfish: 都沒有時間日期                     223.141.38.227 02/22 02:07
推 kosha: 讚讚讚吵起來吵起來∼∼∼∼                  101.9.204.41 02/22 02:07
噓 sowgotoHELL: 好餓 https://youtu.be/4umpW85PfTo
  114.137.190.162 02/22 02:08
噓 david0426: 所以就是沒潑啊== 我還以為女方有潑    118.232.152.107 02/22 02:08
推 DONmilK: 太神啦                                    66.170.99.95 02/22 02:08
推 lineage610: 我也喜歡早上尻                         49.216.40.31 02/22 02:08
→ starfishfish: 內容感覺是女方比較站得住腳         223.141.38.227 02/22 02:08
推 SigmundFreud: 看對話我只覺得女方沒好到哪          110.26.162.36 02/22 02:09
推 Richun: 真八卦回來啦 戰起來                      140.112.247.47 02/22 02:09
推 harvey0487: 卡位!!!                           223.137.246.67 02/22 02:09
噓 johncika11: 所以你媽還好嗎?                      180.217.179.15 02/22 02:09
推 high1234: ptt分手擂台第一季                     111.250.152.137 02/22 02:09
推 sr0: 不到最後還很難說喔                            36.227.15.63 02/22 02:09
噓 leechiungyi: 那個,你,到底跟幾個客人上過床啊?   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:09
噓 zhalao: 所以你媽呢?                            223.139.235.212 02/22 02:09
噓 starfishfish: 有經驗大概可以從對話看出大概情節   223.141.38.225 02/22 02:09
→ leechiungyi: 都用同情心這招嗎?單純疑問可以解惑   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:10
→ leechiungyi: 咪                                   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:10
→ k3nt: 女方說詞有啥不妥?                         223.136.124.228 02/22 02:10
→ leechiungyi: ?_? 同情心這招484那麼厲害啊~~~~    110.26.228.38 02/22 02:10
→ leechiungyi: ?                                   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:10
噓 tenoopy: 前女友都沒家人出面簽放棄急救嗎          110.26.190.103 02/22 02:10
推 aeyu0718:  https://i.imgur.com/9PhNEq0.jpg

        101.15.216.12 02/22 02:11
推 uligaga: 先高調再噓啦 我想看戲                    27.247.230.53 02/22 02:11
噓 frankinc: 你到底有沒有簽前女友的放棄急救同意書   128.146.189.98 02/22 02:11
→ leechiungyi: 不要告姆咪我,姆咪只4好奇,同情心    110.26.228.38 02/22 02:11
噓 meokay: ㄏㄏ 等著看你好戲xDD                    223.138.127.137 02/22 02:11
→ aeyu0718: 就這樣了,其他交給司法                  101.15.216.12 02/22 02:11
→ leechiungyi: 這招是不是很好用,我以後去酒吧也要   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:11
→ leechiungyi: 說姆咪小時候養的蠶寶寶死掉難過到現   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:12
噓 nihow78: 那截圖哪裡有說有潑你硫酸? 造謠?         180.204.4.68 02/22 02:12
→ leechiungyi: 在                                   110.26.228.38 02/22 02:12
→ aeyu0718: 只提醒您,不要po出我個人資訊,感謝。    101.15.216.12 02/22 02:12
噓 ihcc: 哪來的硫酸?po個沒頭沒尾的想幹嘛?         27.242.169.146 02/22 02:13
噓 n0su06: 所以說 你騎過幾個客人啊?484短髮控才會      42.77.39.42 02/22 02:13
→ n0su06: 幫她們剪短                                  42.77.39.42 02/22 02:13
噓 sfalco: 喔喔                                     110.50.177.191 02/22 02:13
推 nojydia: 幫你高調哈哈哈 最愛看人出糗             150.116.170.81 02/22 02:14
噓 c871111116: 截對話不截自己的87%有鬼= =          175.182.178.102 02/22 02:14
推 pacitic:                                         180.217.86.100 02/22 02:14
噓 ruinfish: 哎唷不就騙跑 還想帶風向硫酸恐怖情人?  27.242.195.195 02/22 02:14
推 a0913: 女生說不會潑你酸 請你也別潑她 有錯??????  220.135.58.109 02/22 02:15
噓 meokay: 人呢? 快出來啊啊啊啊 ㄏㄏ 想看好戲呢   223.138.127.137 02/22 02:15
噓 RLAPH: 不是啊 這只是一般分手對話啊 大家是想知道    39.12.167.72 02/22 02:15
噓 mtf0310: 嘔嘔嘔嘔                                 49.159.144.41 02/22 02:15
→ RLAPH: 你有沒有幫簽啊                              39.12.167.72 02/22 02:15
噓 Seaware: 分手就乾脆點,別在糾結一些543           114.47.105.104 02/22 02:15
推 cvit: 所以放棄治療究竟?                           223.138.3.184 02/22 02:15
噓 nihow78: 帶風向?全部po啊 哪裡有說分手要潑         180.204.4.68 02/22 02:16
噓 comms0525: 這次作文給幾分? 我給59                223.136.1.181 02/22 02:16
→ nihow78: 反正你到底是不是幫簽高手啊?              180.204.4.68 02/22 02:17
噓 i689tw: 當這裡是低能卡唷?                       114.137.240.211 02/22 02:18
噓 sunskist0831: 你們的對話沒興趣啦 只想知道幫簽    114.45.119.230 02/22 02:18
噓 tenoopy: 想帶風向 一直挖坑一直跳 XD              110.26.190.103 02/22 02:18
→ hank7218: 截圖截這樣,不給過                         39.10.94.3 02/22 02:18
噓 jared221: 還在那想轉移重點!!有夠噁心的!!嘔嘔嘔!   219.85.178.70 02/22 02:19
噓 WeiU: ㄏㄏㄏ                                      119.14.205.88 02/22 02:19
噓 sunsun5566: 不是說不po潑硫酸,又截圖對話幹麻?     111.71.26.36 02/22 02:20
→ sunsun5566: 情侶吵架談分手的對話根本不重要!還     111.71.26.36 02/22 02:20
→ sunsun5566: 只截一點是要帶風向喔                   111.71.26.36 02/22 02:21
推 cynthiajul: 可以,這很台男。                       1.160.125.15 02/22 02:21
噓 a0913: 女:大家都成年人我不會潑酸你也別潑我       220.135.58.109 02/22 02:21
→ a0913: 這樣叫女生想威脅 神邏輯                   220.135.58.109 02/22 02:22
→ c871111116: "我做足台男該做的"  這是自表ㄇ LUL  175.182.178.102 02/22 02:22
噓 ar33ar33: 硫酸在哪...                              219.70.40.31 02/22 02:23
→ cynthiajul: 連在仇女版都被噓可憐吶XDDD             1.160.125.15 02/22 02:24
→ a30607212053: 貝拉:幹                          180.217.142.154 02/22 02:24
噓 E7B0A1: 誰分手這麼久還留著訊息 擺明是為了這天       42.73.26.84 02/22 02:24
→ E7B0A1: 啊                                          42.73.26.84 02/22 02:24
噓 madeathmao: 想轉移焦點?                         220.129.25.119 02/22 02:25
噓 comms0525: 好好喔,至少贏了在座99%的魔法師        223.136.1.181 02/22 02:25
噓 Arisa1105: ?                                      117.19.191.61 02/22 02:26
推 mangomuachee: 我跟上列車了嗎 我也好餓            101.15.145.180 02/22 02:27
噓 tsukiyomi157: 這也能妄想到女的要潑你硫酸?      223.139.196.171 02/22 02:27
噓 dos01: 肥龍王!                                   210.209.232.42 02/22 02:27
噓 E7B0A1: 怎麼有點吵不起來啊 想睡了                   42.73.26.84 02/22 02:28
→ kumori: 為甚麼這種文都要挑凌晨2:30發…           223.141.59.49 02/22 02:28
→ i689tw: 這麼久沒回 是在想新故事了嗎?           114.137.240.211 02/22 02:29
推 dan5120: 1定很帥 有回擊推一下                      42.77.81.229 02/22 02:30
噓 semind: 靠∼吵了半天貼一張圖,以為是放棄急救書  111.241.137.208 02/22 02:30
→ semind: 結果po潑硫酸的對話                      111.241.137.208 02/22 02:30
噓 E7B0A1: 照片翻一下前幾篇的文仔細看下線索就有囉      42.73.26.84 02/22 02:32
噓 Bainite: 打砲還要用騙的 幫QQ                    114.136.252.146 02/22 02:32
→ demacia123: 卡個 姆咪                            182.235.171.70 02/22 02:32
→ kumori: 為什麼能講到硫酸 前面你講了甚麼觸發硫     223.141.59.49 02/22 02:33
噓 tearness: 吵到157睡覺了喔 你自己小心點          111.248.144.220 02/22 02:33
噓 heat0204: 貼圖只能證明你的解讀很有問題           180.204.98.193 02/22 02:33
→ kumori: 酸這關鍵字貼出來ㄚ                        223.141.59.49 02/22 02:33
推 NSRC: 開戰時刻 Begins 先拔草看風向       114.38.141.142 02/22 02:34
→ kumori: 八掛original                              223.141.59.49 02/22 02:37
噓 lnicole2224: ?個版?                            223.137.108.42 02/22 02:41
推 vrb: 卡                                           223.139.86.37 02/22 02:43
推 kfclikeshit: 真羨慕有幹不完的妹                  49.216.100.229 02/22 02:47
噓 garyjcw: 哦                                       114.24.83.195 02/22 02:48
噓 garyjcw: 原來還加入過kmt阿啊                      114.24.83.195 02/22 02:49
噓 garyjcw: 那就更不意外了                           114.24.83.195 02/22 02:49
噓 garyjcw: 強辯只會顯得你可憐                       114.24.83.195 02/22 02:50
噓 uyrmb47: 和你說謊有啥關係 樓上扯kmt也是呵呵        1.171.67.121 02/22 02:52
噓 chentosi1217: 你到底真簽還假簽?                 172.58.219.171 02/22 02:52
推 je789520: Ca                                     111.248.95.236 02/22 02:54
噓 Lynn1122: 對方根本沒要潑你硫酸                   223.141.13.166 02/22 02:55
噓 greencanon: 所以那個放棄急救同意書呢?            101.8.195.120 02/22 02:58
噓 tc0417: 喔 是哦 關我屁事 所以放棄急救同意書呢?    223.139.9.34 02/22 02:58
推 rainsmile: 不是說不要把訊息po在任何地方?          101.12.57.32 02/22 03:04
噓 eighth: 有人懂那個對話為什麼可以解讀成對方想潑   223.137.147.89 02/22 03:06
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