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 作者  b9002052 (b9002052)                                          看板  LoL 
 標題  [閒聊] 桶神之妹子三部曲                                                
 時間  Wed Apr 24 01:20:31 2013                                               
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今天有一個妹子三部曲很好笑.XDD

PART1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvOCPBo9eTE
桶神: 如 ~ 如

如:喂~~

通神:喂  請說

如:酒桶  桶神  你好帥喔

桶神:我是我是

如:桶神  你好帥喔

桶神:不客氣拉  雖然你講的也是實話

如:桶神 你是不是長的很像酒桶所以才叫桶神

桶神:掛電話

沉默20秒後  好  我們遊戲開始了  那個  CALL IN 我們不接了


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PART2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhOkbN0hyGA#t=0m50s

桶神:如~  如你好

如:桶神  ~

桶神:為什麼你聲音這麼小

如:喂 有聲音嗎

桶神:有呀

如:桶神 ㄟ你桶神  你可以加我好友嗎  可以嗎

桶神:可以呀

如:女王神樂  我的ID是女王神樂

桶神:為什麼我覺得我好像聽過你的聲音

如:ㄟ 我可以問你一個問題嗎

桶神:等一下 為什麼我覺得我好像聽過你的聲音

如:我是中壢人  ㄟ 我可以問你一個問題嗎?

桶神:好 你問

如:你不開視訊是不是因為你沒穿內褲

桶神秒掛


PART3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDiVrIRpNDI
桶神:是不是這個  好像是

如: 喂~~

桶神:安安 是不是加好友那個

如:桶神  對 你先加我好友

桶神:阿 好像是 對 因為我剛剛漏掉  那個當掉 好啦 我們先加好友

如:女~王~神~樂

桶神:ㄟ  這個 ..等一下

如:女王神樂你剛剛說要加我

桶神:我怎麼..你不是把那個名額給那個誰了嗎? 你不是把那個名額給一個人了嗎?

如:沒有哇 沒有呀

桶神:你想裝死呀  你明明就有給

如:我沒有給  你是剛剛  你記錯人了吧

桶神:好啦 這樣都沒釣道你  好啦 那我加你拉  好啦 那你有打嗎? 打在那個聯絡的聊天
訊息那理

如:有  我有  你快加我  不能說謊喔  啊 那我可以問你問題嗎?

桶神:好  請問( 這時候游標已經放在關閉上)

如:那你為什麼不開視訊

桶神在如還來不及說出桶神不開視訊的原因的時候  就把電話掛了XDD


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