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 作者  wendy1228 (芷晴)                                     看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [大哭] 麥片怎麼開啦                                                    
 時間  Sun Feb 24 23:02:56 2013                                               
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今天不想出門買晚餐

剛好有從家裡帶全新的麥片罐來宿舍

所以晚餐決定吃麥片


它長這個樣子
http://ppt.cc/tpbZ

上面有寫開罐說明

1.先以湯匙柄將鋁箔刺破一小洞


於是我就一直拿湯匙柄戳它
http://ppt.cc/37Hg

但不管我怎麼戳 怎麼刺

它好像不會破耶?

而且這好像是鋁片 怎麼會是鋁箔啊?

我還拿了美工刀 水果刀割 (圖上有痕跡)

它還是依然故我 無堅不摧

我還很生氣的在中間戳了它兩大下!!(非常大聲，幸好室友都不在)


網路上應該有教人家怎麼開吧??

於是我放下手中屠刀

打上關鍵字：怎麼開奶粉罐



天啊!!竟然沒有人發問耶

大家都打的開嗎?

用湯匙就可以把它戳破?!!

就只有我戳不破嗎?


我放棄了

打電話問馬麻好了(雖然感覺有點蠢)


馬麻：你要把它撬開啊!!!

我：撬開?!


頓時間我好像懂了...

http://ppt.cc/cq_q



原來它長這樣啊...



為什麼第一個步驟不說要先把它撬開呢!!

圖和文字根本不搭啊~~~



幸好我最後還是有吃到麥片啦


大家都知道是這樣開嗎??





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推 Tsatcat:個人覺得是常識...                                       02/24 23:07
推 putumaxally:    是常識                                          02/24 23:14
→ chengweirh:算常識吧.....                                        02/24 23:20
推 syingmiss:常識無誤............................................  02/24 23:38
推 twicekuai:害我笑的太大聲被罵了QQ                                02/24 23:43
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推 kcl0801:是常識....                                              02/24 23:47
→ assassinrex:製作說明的人沒想到還會有原po這種...                 02/24 23:51
推 B4after:這篇讓我開了眼界..........                              02/25 00:00
→ Roxi0203:這是常識阿…………………………………………………       02/25 00:02
推 yuan860721:笨寶?!                                               02/25 00:05
→ lineage1231:這.........                                         02/25 00:11
推 ssshcoco:有笨有推 XD                                            02/25 00:12
推 bryansun:退貨吧..                                               02/25 00:21
推 rt7hwq8f:.........這不是常識嗎 茶葉罐的蓋子也是這樣阿...        02/25 00:22
推 nana5205:有笨有推∼                                             02/25 00:23
→ shuilu:這是常識..........                                       02/25 00:29
推 MadeInChina:..................................................  02/25 00:30
推 fenghoho:麥片公司:抱歉 下次我們會隨罐附上製作說明的人幫您開罐   02/25 00:30
推 maple205:滿誇張的.... 符合本版宗旨 給推                         02/25 00:31
推 kusoyaya:.....................................................  02/25 00:32
推 SiriusLupin:原來已經是這種世代了嗎囧…                          02/25 00:34
推 perseus0724:沒救了，建議砍掉重練比較快............              02/25 00:39
推 voyeur:很誇張 趕快找個男朋友照顧妳吧 我毛遂自薦                 02/25 00:44
推 popopupu:.....光用看的就知道怎麼用了吧= =                       02/25 00:46
推 maryvisac:.................................ˊ_>ˋ               02/25 00:46
推 adolphjong:這個故事再度告訴我們 防呆不防蠢...                   02/25 00:49
推 a00880022:小時候沒看過媽媽泡奶粉嗎XDD                           02/25 00:49
推 wendychan:妳已達到神的境界XD                                    02/25 00:52
推 lalalada:.....你徹底的贏了 以後說明會變成四點了~"~              02/25 00:52
推 likeselina:常識吧!笨到一定要跳出來給推~                         02/25 00:52
推 maydagreen:..............孩子這裡是你的家                       02/25 00:57
推 silverowl:但就算是常識，廠商的說明也怪怪的吧？就不是戳破啊...   02/25 01:04
真的!!

→ rex4253:你小學畢業了嗎...                                       02/25 01:04
推 daae:有一種真的是要戳破的                                       02/25 01:08
推 miao2400:我國中時做過跟原PO一模一樣的事ˊ_＞ˋ                  02/25 01:10
推 gn0481914:如果這裡不是笨板的話.........                         02/25 01:12
→ gn0481914:我大概就走錯版了.......                               02/25 01:12
推 alanineaton:果然笨 給個推                                       02/25 01:22
→ s8650429:這...已經不是笨不笨的問題了吧.... 做人真的要多做事@@!  02/25 01:28
→ ptrpan:通常書念很多的人。有時生活常識會不足∼表示原po書念很好   02/25 01:31
推 mirrorswings:原po跟這篇一樣 http://0rz.tw/u04Ge                 02/25 01:31
推 lost9:有事嗎?                                                   02/25 01:35
推 tom14798:我覺得原PO一定是笨版常客…                             02/25 01:41
推 soulboy:優點:已經會使用google                                   02/25 01:42
推 TIMPIGTIM:看到M大的圖 我笑得更開心了XDDDD                       02/25 01:43
推 Judicator:XDDDDDDDDD                                            02/25 01:49
推 dick90012000:這是...常識吧                                      02/25 01:50
推 pchome282000:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                   02/25 01:51
推 ixiixi:本版 #1BW_Q5nX 至少你沒有... http://ppt.cc/l4gb          02/25 01:53
推 lightpisces:你至少做對了一件事 就是你來對板了喔對了 順帶一提    02/25 02:03
→ lightpisces:原PO是不是沒有使用過開罐器之類的東西??              02/25 02:03
其實  我本來要用那種開罐器開的...幸好我在宿舍不在家

推 nybac:..............                                            02/25 02:08
推 a932l41l4:你真的很笨                                            02/25 02:23
→ dxzil:..........無言了......                                    02/25 02:26
推 siou:無言了..........                                           02/25 02:29
推 mtmood:個人覺得是常識+1                                         02/25 02:44
推 ucome:很笨很推 哈哈哈                                           02/25 03:02
噓 may78529:根本不是笨 是ㄔㄨㄣˇ.......                           02/25 03:03
推 s4140666:為什麼說明會要你戳個小洞                               02/25 03:11
噓 junkjizz5566:這常識吧 無言 有白活的感覺                         02/25 03:22
推 kersihi:妳來對版了………                                        02/25 03:23
推 goyablue:.....無言了.....                                       02/25 03:26
推 rabbit0531:哈哈哈這太傻了                                       02/25 03:45
推 r40638:有笨給推                                                 02/25 04:04
→ efiniti:是生活白痴嗎?                                           02/25 06:51
推 workaphile:我有木鋸可以借你 用完再還我就好                      02/25 07:20
推 bigeyes0416:說明戳個小洞是指打開後還會有一層鋁箔膜吧!!          02/25 07:23
推 billybbb:這是會令人生氣的笨  囧                                 02/25 07:40
→ lbj478:……………                                               02/25 07:51
推 midnightsnow:....................我無言了.............          02/25 07:57
推 shou0823:XXXD                                                   02/25 08:37
推 aaa00252:高手                                                   02/25 08:41
推 g1232622:.............                                          02/25 08:43
推 crazy2002:笨寶+1 哈哈哈哈                                       02/25 08:43
推 ninichu:哈哈哈哈哈哈XD                                          02/25 08:43
→ tsukasa22:你媽一定把你保護的很好吧...................           02/25 08:50
推 pppwalker:你贏了                                                02/25 08:51
推 kueiblood:= =                                                   02/25 08:55
推 instar:笨版是為你而設的阿 歡迎回來                              02/25 08:56
推 cba60112:有笨到…                                               02/25 09:09
推 linyap:你小的時候都沒泡過奶粉嘛??? 這個三歲小孩都知道耶         02/25 09:13
→ edleren:.........不好意思，這已經超越我能理解的範圍了           02/25 09:14
推 Huberta:XDDDDDD                                                 02/25 09:22
→ olivia1124:常識+1  妳媽好厲害~竟然可以發現你的窘境!             02/25 09:37
推 s121214000:記得之前板上有位神人跟原PO有一樣的疑惑...不同的是    02/25 09:38
→ s121214000:那位神人真的把"鋁蓋"割出洞了XDD                      02/25 09:39
推 pluto9951020:......                                             02/25 09:43
推 DOOT:.......................                                    02/25 09:47
推 tamasabian:恭喜你升級了                                         02/25 09:47
推 lightful:你讓我想到大學室友學弟，他把衣服泡在水裡後問我怎麼洗   02/25 09:53
推 BriAnHong:原po的圖呢！！！                                      02/25 09:56
→ BriAnHong:趕快找個男友比較實際啦                                02/25 09:56
推 gbaokuo:歡迎回家...........................                     02/25 09:59
噓 v7q4:可見原po只是個媽寶 連這種生活常識都不知道                  02/25 09:59
推 MOONDAY79:現在媽寶也太多了吧，沒有媽媽甚麼都不知道              02/25 09:59
會問媽媽純粹是因為我們家之前有買過  但我沒在吃...

推 aqurn:(認真) 裡面的蓋子上說的鋁箔是撬開那個蓋子之後的內包裝..   02/25 09:59
推 denny0810:是常識阿XDD                                           02/25 10:02
推 samcool:看到上面那個小凹洞  我快笑死了XD                        02/25 10:07
→ samcool:鋁蓋上面                                                02/25 10:07
推 puutong:............  這個版像是為你而設的                      02/25 10:12
推 hairqq:笨力無限阿……                                           02/25 10:16
推 shiunwei:超笨,,,,,,                                             02/25 10:24
推 miky:太強了....笨版王者.....                                    02/25 10:28
推 gulesmoon:還好啦，至少你會google                                02/25 10:40
推 stoorz:妳沒有自己泡過牛奶阿華田嗎囧 這不是都一樣的原理orz       02/25 10:48
推 spurt0126:有笨給個推                                            02/25 10:55
推 EucalyDog:你太強了!!!                                           02/25 11:00
推 vinita:XDDDDDDDDDd我覺得好好笑                                  02/25 11:03
推 bladesaurus:某噓是藉著貶低別人來覺得自己其實算聰明嗎，顆顆      02/25 11:07
推 wanderlife:笑到不行 原po應該印象深刻 不會再笨一次吧... XDD      02/25 11:10
→ inking:噓什麼噓，不想看笨文幹嘛來笨版                           02/25 11:11
推 himehime:超笨的！歡迎回家OAO                                    02/25 11:14
推 twelvechen:這根本是白癡境界了吧....                             02/25 11:19
推 tokise:嗯 笨板無誤                                              02/25 11:26
噓 showlay:智障嗎?                                                 02/25 11:36
推 pa7711201:防呆不防蠢....                                        02/25 11:44
推 allen963:沒吃過麥片好歹看過麥片走路                             02/25 11:46
推 citzily4560:樓主!歡迎回家^^~!                                   02/25 11:47
推 m7735may:你蠢到爆了XDDDDD                                       02/25 11:48
推 rainchen:有毅力給推                                             02/25 11:48
→ citzily4560:這讓我想到以前同學洗完衣服，蓋子一開泡泡爆出來...   02/25 11:48
幸好我都用手洗

推 r0930:我覺得這不是笨......                                      02/25 11:48
推 haotingting:天龍極致!!!                                         02/25 11:51
我是正港高雄人啦!!我只是高中去台北念書!!

→ deltawai:悲哀                                                   02/25 11:52
→ MimI2008:無言....                                               02/25 11:55
推 vincenzo:這篇讓我開了眼界+1.....                                02/25 12:00
推 koalacherry:呃... 真的是笨板PO笨事  好笨好笨 (逃)               02/25 12:03
→ helen7510:這是常識吧＠＠                                        02/25 12:05
推 yoyo585002:XDDDDDDD大笑                                         02/25 12:06
推 mark31326:天然呆XD                                              02/25 12:09
推 iamhenyu:這..........                                           02/25 12:10
推 shohokuno10:天龍推                                              02/25 12:12
噓 babaluu:...........                                             02/25 12:13
推 chasher:原PO聰明 幼稚園就會上B發文 真神童!                      02/25 12:17
推 superlubu:天然呆 XD 不過公平一點, 指示印在那邊是有點誤導 XD     02/25 12:17
→ superlubu:應該印在裡面的鋁箔上才對                              02/25 12:18
沒錯!!你懂的!

推 fakeayumi:哇...居然有人不會開這個...                            02/25 12:21
推 WilliamWill:我小時候直接用開鑵器硬幹 轉到一半 他的上蓋就跳開了  02/25 12:22
噓 pb789:一直都是這樣好嗎                                          02/25 12:26
→ wtt0331:好想噓媽寶...不過這的確滿符合本版的= =                  02/25 12:27
推 jeff712820:這板是為你開的…                                     02/25 12:32
推 davelee119:撬開那蓋子之後裡面還有一層鋁箔..說明說的是那層       02/25 12:39
推 YahooJH:閣下不愧是呆中之霸...                                   02/25 12:40
→ iceiceme:...有點誇張                                            02/25 12:41
推 gm20090121tx:爆                                                 02/25 12:47
推 mydin:笨板無誤!                                                 02/25 12:50
推 c24323630:還好你沒上來發問麥片怎麼開 哈哈哈                     02/25 12:50
推 jin1004:春虫虫爆了!! 看看蓋子上的痕跡 哈哈                      02/25 12:54
推 no1smkimo:是常識阿...                                           02/25 13:05
推 bmirror:之前也有一篇類似的欸XDD 只能說人都有恍神的時候~(拍拍    02/25 13:05
推 ioutiot4d:你還好嗎?????????                                     02/25 13:11
推 firstname:太誇張.....= = 覺得已經超越笨的境界了....             02/25 13:13
→ firstname:你是不是從來不曾自己動手泡一些罐裝的飲品 都是媽媽泡   02/25 13:13
→ firstname:好給你的啊= = 不然一堆牛奶 麥片鐵罐裝的都是這種的啊   02/25 13:14
→ firstname:有泡過一次就應該知道了吧....太扯了啦!!!!              02/25 13:15
我很久沒喝這種飲品了，真的忘記怎麼開...

→ l87278101:哈哈太好笑了XDDD  原PO好天~~                          02/25 13:27
推 montan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD歡迎來到笨版                         02/25 13:35
推 westlife123:的確是常識 不過說明誤導原PO做出奇怪的動作很好笑XDD  02/25 13:41
推 Showon:有笨~有推                                                02/25 13:52
推 gn00063172:歡迎回家∼                                           02/25 13:54
噓 Horcruxes:純噓媽寶                                              02/25 13:59
推 memoryfarm:我補個推讓它爆吧~~~好傻阿                            02/25 14:03
推 sillywhoever:This is definitely where you belong! XDDD          02/25 14:04
推 faustking: 加油好嗎?@@                                          02/25 14:23
→ lazycat924:媽寶?                                                02/25 14:24
→ zpad:http://plait.myweb.hinet.net/service.htm                   02/25 14:27
→ zpad:哭哭~XDDD                                                  02/25 14:28
→ dilemmaegg:...................                                  02/25 14:31
推 docoke:我怎麼好像也不知道...                                    02/25 14:36
→ kop5236:我看到你的蓋子上有一個凹痕 可憐的湯匙+蓋子              02/25 14:37
我也覺得他們很可憐，幸好他們現在都很健康^^

推 janjuliekane:少數真正笨文                                       02/25 14:43
推 gp042:這是常識吧XDDD   難道你從沒開過奶粉罐嗎?                  02/25 14:50
推 kameil120:唉，笨版的酸民也越來越多了，淨土快要被攻陷            02/25 14:51
推 f11110926:夠笨給推                                              02/25 14:52
推 leo0821:笨到極致了= =                                           02/25 14:54
推 s80623:我看第一張圖就知道了耶...XDDD                            02/25 14:57
推 hareluyac:啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈              02/25 14:58
→ ng860310:這已經不是笨了吧...你其實是火星人對不對?               02/25 15:00
→ ng860310:這篇根本可以M了                                        02/25 15:01
推 ax227762:..................................                     02/25 15:04
推 j8866yanzi:突然覺得桂格大燕麥片可以當笨版神器了                 02/25 15:37
推 hsien1105:我也覺得這不是笨...原po你累了嗎 ?                     02/25 16:00
推 Harute:第一次推這麼笨的文...........................            02/25 16:06
推 springedge:生活常識....                                         02/25 16:22
推 SULAjardin:這篇在笨版, 短期內應該是找不到敵手了...              02/25 16:26
推 plage:話說 我兒子的奶粉罐上面是塑膠蓋 打開再是鋁泊片哦~         02/25 16:31
推 didilala:你贏了                                                 02/25 16:32
→ plage:也許原po真的從來沒有看過這種的@@                          02/25 16:32
推 my7752:...笨到被推爆...                                         02/25 16:35
推 ooooo92012:我也被奶粉罐騙過！！！就傻傻的照著指示做了XD         02/25 16:36
→ ooooo92012:（是你照片取角太明顯拉,由上方特寫鋁蓋大家就會認同的  02/25 16:38
→ ooooo92012:才不是媽寶！才不是才不是！                           02/25 16:41
謝謝你出面證明~~

推 cdeedc:這真的...非常符合笨版的宗旨阿........                    02/25 16:46
推 QXQmm:麥片的悲劇好多...桂格考慮重新畫過上面圖示沒               02/25 16:48
推 mekida:笨得可愛....                                             02/25 16:55
推 ariasonata:好可愛XD                                             02/25 16:59
推 Shadowlife:湯匙的用處不是本來就是用橇的嗎...                    02/25 17:05
推 hiphopper18:你來對地方了                                        02/25 17:21
推 kid8500:沒常識跟笨好像不太一樣...                               02/25 17:23
推 purplecherry:.............................                      02/25 17:31
推 jackyu7963:哈哈~這是沒睡醒吧                                    02/25 17:43
推 armanisir:這是你該來的地方                                      02/25 17:45
推 tpkgo:天然呆                                                    02/25 17:52
推 abidemow:上面的示意圖 畫的不太好耶(認真) 旦原po還是笨           02/25 17:56
推 tyr2004:笨版鄉民無誤XDD                                         02/25 17:59
推 clowve:……這個真的完全符合板旨                                 02/25 18:04
推 yurum3bj3:有笑有推XD                                            02/25 18:14
→ Noren:120是哪間大學?                                            02/25 18:18
不~~

推 XiaoV:笨版最極致XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                02/25 18:29
推 oldgu:......完全被原PO打敗了  太笨了XD                          02/25 18:30
→ iamchief:應該要上板標的啊XDDDD 好笨啊                           02/25 18:36
推 sakuraplay:真的沒救了...500收                                   02/25 18:39
推 zeon:百年難得一見的奇耙                                         02/25 18:50
→ cloudsub:....                                                   02/25 18:51
推 alan722:小朋友都知道....                                        02/25 19:01
推 mystyle8838:歡迎回到笨版                                        02/25 19:14
推 ufr:笨                                                    (指)  02/25 19:16
推 organ63521:怎麼打不開都是140....                                02/25 19:19
推 v00001:不簡單= =                                                02/25 19:24
推 isaza:謝謝原PO讓我笑得很開心XDDDDDDDDDDDD                       02/25 19:25
推 orz9573:去罰跪                                                  02/25 19:25
推 iceafu:...........................你可以領笨版特級VIP           02/25 19:29
噓 agi1357:能活到這麼大也是滿強的                                  02/25 19:32
→ uzumaki:不是有說明圖嗎？                                        02/25 19:36
推 JOJOttt:噓的人到底是怎樣啊...這裡就笨板啊                       02/25 19:39
推 Wastic:有笑有推XDDD                                             02/25 19:48
推 misspoison:邊笑邊推XD                                           02/25 19:56
推 chncheng:你是公主齁                                             02/25 19:56
推 try0928:圖超清楚的阿 小朋友可能會贏你喔                         02/25 20:05
推 moreway:做過一樣的事情....                                      02/25 20:07
推 blackstorm:優質笨文~                                            02/25 20:21
推 benage:小時候泡過奶粉應該都知道吧@@                             02/25 20:54
推 sandy830717:我快笑死了.....                                     02/25 21:09
→ happyzora:蠢到不想給你推囧rz                                    02/25 21:18
推 MIN1001:我懂你的不解,我大概六歲左右時也對這件事很疑惑           02/25 21:27
謝謝你懂我~~  什麼?!六歲?!

推 dxiie:恩...我想說原po妳並不孤單 我跟你犯了一模一樣的錯 我媽在   02/25 21:31
→ dxiie:旁邊看不下去才搶過去幫我撬開...                           02/25 21:31
推 poiubilly:還好我小時候吃餅乾有經驗 不然我可能去工具箱找砂輪機   02/25 21:31
推 sinny:很笨推                                                    02/25 21:37
噓 shadeel:沒餓死真不簡單                                          02/25 21:56
推 forrest12:今天的笨板   沒   有    極      限       啊　  !!!    02/25 22:07
→ elittle:我幼稚園就知道了  以前的餅乾盒子不都這樣的?囧Y          02/25 22:17
推 liacht:你好笨XDDDDDD 你到底幾歲？幼稚園大班？笨的太可愛了XDDDD  02/25 22:39
你好~我今年19...歲

推 Philly:你小時候應該沒有看過人家泡奶粉...= =                     02/25 22:41
推 cccooler:太扯了!!你沒吃過麥片也看過麥片走路吧                   02/25 22:57
推 showming75:我也這樣做過= =  對象換成奶粉不是麥片 ..             02/25 23:07
※ 編輯: wendy1228       來自: 140.120.237.45       (02/25 23:45)
推 chiang4862:有笨給推                                             02/25 23:28
推 purrple:太誇張了XDDDDDDDDD                                      02/25 23:40
推 sillywhoever:@cccooler 我還真沒看過麥片走路！XDD                02/25 23:42
推 mango3888:推 mirrorswings:原po跟這篇一樣 http://0rz.tw/u04Ge    02/25 23:45
→ mango3888:推!XD                                                 02/25 23:45
推 onefly:笨板復活了~~~                                            02/25 23:55
推 Dawyuan:原PO聰明人，懂得看使用說明，笨的是廠商和自以為常識的人  02/25 23:57
→ lingling0000:看到上面有被刺過痕跡  給推~                        02/26 00:47
推 kexi0711:你能活到19歲沒餓死真是奇蹟                             02/26 00:58

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