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 作者  jklifespan (enginedidi)                              看板  StupidClown 
 標題  [無言] 麻雀這樣做..對嗎                                                
 時間  Thu May 23 17:31:28 2013                                               
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前天下午大雨來到，每個在路上毫無防備的路人開始逃竄

其中也包含我和我同學




下課後沒帶雨傘雨衣就是很悲劇

你只能選擇淋雨衝回家

反正回家洗個澡就好













悲劇就這樣開始了..................




















強者我同學自己衝到最前面開始吶喊


阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~





整個讓我傻眼，有必要這樣嗎










正當我猶豫沒幾秒的慢慢跟在後面



當時大雨磅礡，眼前視線不明顯


只看見前方的他突然停下身來，手遮住嘴巴







當我上前察看他情形



他說
























幹!有麻雀飛到我嘴巴裏面啦    (嘴巴裏面還真的有幾根毛)




























哈哈哈哈哈，幹



























我自己居然笑到下巴脫臼...(我國中曾有一次吃蘋果吃太大口造成下巴骨頭位置偏掉)

























然後你就會看雨中兩個人遮著嘴巴












一個被麻雀口爆..........




另一個





下巴合不起來.............






















PS.那隻麻雀當時進去嘴巴那一煞那(麻雀沒有完全衝進嘴巴內)，立馬被我同學吐出來

然後小麻雀就這樣闖入異世界之後裝沒事的飛走了...

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推 puddinggggg:吃麻雀真的很酷XD                                    05/23 17:40
推 rabbit50331:我看完也合不起來                                    05/23 17:41
推 avalanche200:.....XD                                            05/23 17:51
推 dcfc:笑死了XDD                                                  05/23 18:06
推 JOJOttt:笑了XD                                                  05/23 18:08
推 andy810515:幹超好笑喇ㄏㄏ                                       05/23 18:12
推 cebolla:好好笑                                                  05/23 18:16
推 i88069:有笑有推XDD                                              05/23 18:30
推 jihil:哈哈哈哈哈,幹  我也合不起來了啦!!!                        05/23 18:36
推 w660:超好笑!!!!!!                                               05/23 18:40
推 blue33210:哈哈哈                                                05/23 18:41
推 icou:簽名檔ＸＤＤＤＤ                                           05/23 18:46
推 infinitaaas:聽過麻雀撞玻璃而已(笑倒)                            05/23 18:52
推 thehumanism:哈哈哈好有畫面~~~                                   05/23 18:56
推 tcfsh310854:推簽名檔                                            05/23 18:58
推 becky01734:笑死我了！！！！XDDD                                 05/23 18:58
推 parable351:太好笑了吧!!! 停不了 哈哈哈                          05/23 19:12
推 HermesKing:簽名檔 XDDDDDDDDDD                                   05/23 19:18
推 Hans14:XDDD 一連串的巧合                                        05/23 19:29
推 silaqui:XDDDD                                                   05/23 19:30
推 winnie0712:太好笑了xD還留了幾根毛                               05/23 19:31
推 swoodstock:XDDDDDDD                                             05/23 19:38
→ mei1989:他想要躲雨吧                                            05/23 19:39
推 rfdgrfdg:XDDD                                                   05/23 19:57
推 carl98:我也合不起來了啦哈哈哈                                   05/23 19:58
推 EgHank:口感如何???                                              05/23 20:03
推 joy71:XDDDDD                                                    05/23 20:03
推 tvtiset:麻雀表示: 借我躲個雨咩O_Q                               05/23 20:04
推 s25g5d4:我覺得你笑到下巴脫臼比較可憐XDD                         05/23 20:05
→ hellomen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        05/23 20:06
→ Sarahsweet:哈哈你好衰                                           05/23 20:10
推 sarahsiao:笑到下巴脫臼根本神人啊哈哈哈哈                        05/23 20:12
→ yuan860721:為了吃麻雀所以才讓下巴脫臼的吧XD                     05/23 20:22
推 pibipibipi:太好笑了!!                                           05/23 20:27
推 SomeShang:麻雀跑進嘴巴好好笑                                    05/23 20:27
推 a4891257:笑到脫臼還好吧 我還打哈欠到下巴脫臼                    05/23 20:27
推 masalala:哈哈哈哈哈太好笑了XD                                   05/23 20:31
推 allen123564:哈哈哈哈 好好笑                                     05/23 20:33
推 michiro:超好笑的...                                             05/23 20:41
推 mnpybysp:小心禽流感....                                         05/23 20:44
推 rtcookie:我也笑到嘴巴合不起來了哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                   05/23 20:46
推 siou:麻雀飛到嘴巴已經很好笑了,又看到脫臼整個笑到停不下來XDDDDD  05/23 20:50
推 iammoon:XDDDDDD 害我邊笑邊擔心下巴會不會一起脫臼XDDD            05/23 20:51
推 slightbluesk:之前有看過有板友騎車張嘴，麻雀衝進嘴巴             05/23 20:53
推 AdamsPaul:有笑有推                                              05/23 20:54
推 agunnm:   XDDD                                                  05/23 20:56
推 lilianchou:是張多大才能讓麻雀飛進去!!!???                       05/23 20:58
推 hbfu:所以，好吃嗎？                                             05/23 20:59
推 orangeo0o:H7N9XDDD                                              05/23 21:12
推 WaLiLe5566:麻雀衰小..                                           05/23 21:15
推 apnidgy:我嘴巴也合不起來了XDDD                                  05/23 21:17
推 f82545672:麻雀 double kill   XDD                                05/23 21:19
推 dt84812dt:H7N9xDDDDDDDD                                         05/23 21:19
推 maochou:下巴脫臼整個笑到停不下來+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD             05/23 21:25
推 chiefman:                                                       05/23 21:28
推 e8672596:XDDDDD                                                 05/23 21:34
推 gethigh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                05/23 21:36
推 linstyle:☉﹏☉.  xDDDDDDDDD                                    05/23 21:41
推 yingshadow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               05/23 21:42
推 a313237:對不起我笑了XDD                                         05/23 21:47
推 apim:笑到合不攏嘴??                                             05/23 21:51
推 vwiwnkn4:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 xDDD                                    05/23 21:53
推 uini:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/23 21:54
推 lanew914817:超有畫面xddddddddddd                                05/23 21:58
→ justo180:怎麼知道是麻雀，不是沾了羽的超級大蟑螂？               05/23 22:02
推 perching0120:麻甲                                               05/23 22:10
推 lightpisces:XDDDDDDD原PO比較笨 真正讓我噴笑的是原PO             05/23 22:18
推 stuck5:可以借轉鳥版嗎XD                                         05/23 22:25
推 nccy:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，怎麼可能有這種事，太好笑了                 05/23 22:29
推 alittlemilk:原來"笑到落下垓"是真的                              05/23 22:29
推 bigeye131:X非常！有畫面！配合最近的雨天                         05/23 22:32
推 jennydyj:太有畫面了XDDDDDDDDDDD                                 05/23 22:36
推 ag007470:脫臼也太好笑                                           05/23 22:37
推 kkkk418r:下巴脫臼讓我的嘴巴合不起來ヽ(‵Д?)⺾                  05/23 22:38
推 EucalyDog:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  05/23 22:38
推 arkliwa:麻雀生吃欸!!XDDDDDD                                     05/23 22:42
推 bubunari:超好笑哈哈哈哈                                         05/23 22:44

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