本文轉貼自PTT
台灣最大的本土社群網站
分享這篇文章到Facebook、Google+或噗浪！


 作者  Amber0319 (Amber)                                    站內  StupidClown 
 標題  [恍神] 我就是愛大麥克？                                                
 時間  Fri Sep 27 01:39:25 2013                                               
───────────────────────────────────────


（手機排版請見諒）

晚上和閃光要去看二輪片時
決定買麥X勞進去邊吃邊看
到了之後看到羅志祥的麥克瘋人形看板
於是決定買一個套餐再配上買一送一的麥克瘋

總之點餐是由我來負責唸口訣
還一直反覆練習希望很有hiphop的感覺
終於輪到我了
有些緊張的告訴店員
「我要一個七號餐,還有買一送一的大麥克」
這時穿著略為正式的男子帶著活力的聲音說
「請唸出我們的口訣,就立刻免費送您一個大麥克喔！」

於是
＂Yo~雙層純牛肉＂
 "獨特醬料加生菜"
＂吉事洋蔥酸黃瓜＂
＂芝麻麵包蓋上去＂

最後一句也照著心中的劇本該加大音量


＂好吃過癮 麥香堡＂




.....fxxx.....


--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 223.142.10.204
推 p08846:大俠愛吃漢堡包                                           09/27 01:42
推 yahoo2505:沖脫泡蓋送                                            09/27 01:43
推 moopend0073:        信到                                        09/27 01:44
推 egef:      五樓家                                               09/27 01:48
推 jeffc815731:退回外婆家                                          09/27 01:57
推 phri:在送回外婆家                                               09/27 01:59
推 Makubax:再退回外婆家                                            09/27 02:33
推 babytiger:打開信發現                                            09/27 02:37
推 ShellVSX:摻雜郵差內褲                                           09/27 03:27
→ duo0307:包著大麥克                                              09/27 04:32
→ dobear:原來是麥香堡，我還以為是大麥克。                         09/27 04:38
推 liao0514:原來是郵差內褲麥香堡 我還以為是大麥克                  09/27 05:28
推 HongChie:嗯~看來有一定年紀了                                    09/27 08:35
推 h760221:XDDDDDD                                                 09/27 09:14
推 yuisgood:你不是大俠，你只配吃香蕉                               09/27 09:35
推 stu920707:有年紀(低頭                                           09/27 09:41
推 ohliang:有笑有推XDDDD                                           09/27 09:44
推 no821010:害我在教室大笑XD                                       09/27 10:05
→ Amber0319:23還好啦！哈哈哈                                      09/27 10:05
推 key565789:本來就是麥香堡，笑點呢?                               09/27 10:41
推 flora1210:哈哈哈哈哈哈                                          09/27 10:47
推 fattyball:好蠢XD                                                09/27 11:07
→ KCKCLIN:XDDD我小學也念過                                        09/27 11:36
推 ayu4684:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              09/27 11:57
推 force5566:( ′﹀‵)／︴<>< <><   ><> ><>  ><> <><  老人         09/27 11:58
推 docoke:XDDDDDD                                                  09/27 12:17
推 linnonest:我以為只有我是有年紀的 XD                             09/27 12:29
推 konica42:我在課堂大笑  推文歪了                                 09/27 12:44
推 VacuumLife:我也記得XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                           09/27 12:48
推 trf560:靠剛熊熊看完還想說笨在哪XD                               09/27 12:57

----本文使用PCMAN+BBI轉貼----


※ 新版PCMAN開放測試中，新增功能：    



用PCMAN+BBI連回PTT原文