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 作者  hitolin ( 真的太累)                                    看板  Suckcomic 
 標題  Re: [少年] 家家有功練,人人當火影                                       
 時間  Wed May 29 23:16:43 2013                                               
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其實是這樣的，火影忍者的所有角色，基本上都是台詞放置架。


作者先把底稿畫好後，剩下來的對話框，內容是隨機填入的。

說是隨機，其實是事先設計好固定的幾句台詞，然後讓使用旋轉式飛鏢標靶，

飛鏢射中哪句就選哪句!




輪盤大概長這樣:



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　　射中其他地方　　  　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣＼　　　       就使用　　　
          　　　　　　　／　　　 ︱　　　 ＼　　
　　　　　    　　　　／我要成為 ︱我要成為 ＼　　
                    ／　＼　火影!︱火影!  ／　＼　　
                   |  　  ＼     ︱了阿?／     ︱
       穢          |        ＼　 ︱　 ／       ︱           土
                   |鳴人~~!!  ＼ ︱ ／ 別小看  ︱
　　　　    　　   |　　　　　　＼／　吊車尾的 ︱
                   |————————————— ︱
                   |                       　  ︱
　　　 轉　　 　   |佐助就拜　  ／＼   因為你說︱           生
　　　　　　 　    |托你了　　／ |　＼ 我是天才︱
　　　　　 　　    |　　　　／　 |　　＼       ︱
　　　 　　　　   　＼　　／我要 |　　　＼    ／
　　　 　 　　　　　　＼／  毀滅 |好強..! ＼／　
　　　  　　　　　　  　＼　木葉 |　　　　／       射中外區三次可換得一次
　　　　 　　　　　　　 　＼＿＿ |＿＿＿／「哇哈哈哈哈哈~!!!!」藝顏笑。
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

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相信大家都很好奇，為什麼動不動就有些路人腳色突然冒出來，一邊說著「我要毀滅

木葉」，一邊突然成為小BOSS或中BOSS?

為什麼大家打著打著突然就開始互相讚許好強?

為什麼宇智波YO、宇智波斑這類，原本沉穩內斂的角色會突然藝顏「哇哈哈哈哈!柱間!!」


這都是飛鏢射中台詞的緣故。


像前陣子佐助只會不斷重複「我要毀滅木葉」，誰來說情都沒用，一邊被五影打得落花

流水一邊還在重複這句台詞，其實不是因為佐助中二，而是因為...

沒錯，那陣子輪盤用太兇卡住了...
                              卡住了...
                                       卡住了...

才會導致讀者搞不懂佐助到底頭腦是慣了水泥還是加了強力膠，怎麼只會一直跳針說那句?



另外，是的你沒看錯，我要成為火影有兩格!　

其實原本有一格台詞應該是「你也爬出來了阿?」，但是最近天氣太熱，

有一張「我要成為火影」的貼紙被電風扇吹到輪盤上，就黏住了原本的台詞，使得

「你也爬出來了阿?」被貼住了一大半，卻也導致「我要成為火影」這句台詞中獎的

機率大升!

這是為什麼佐助說完火影換鳴人說，鳴人說完就換小櫻說!



其實不是小櫻想這樣說，是因為按本射中了那句神台詞啊!!!


至於為什麼從土裡爬出來的人這麼多?

那當然是因為按本射飛鏢的技術太爛的關係啊。(═ 3═)__ξ

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       穢        |   |        ＼　 ︱　 ／       ︱   |        土
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推 princetamaki:貼圖支援搭配好有梗XDDD                             05/31 20:49
推 qoodboy26:如果是先畫好那土裡出來的人就不用射了啦                05/31 20:53
推 quizro:XDDDD gk大真的沒有改圖嗎？？好神啊<0>                    05/31 20:56
推 parkblack:太讚了!!!!XDDD                                        05/31 21:23
推 Lachelt:只有我看到宇智波YO 就先噴飯了嗎xDDD                     05/31 21:39
推 fakeayumi:岸本:不要亂翻我家的東西QQ                             05/31 22:11
推 loveoichi:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          05/31 22:34
推 SweetLolita:你得到它了!!!!!!                                    05/31 22:41
推 cat5672:原PO的理論太完美了 那些台詞真的很跳針...                05/31 23:35
推 bye2007:GK666改圖完全沒有異狀 要不是有找原版來看 還以為是真的   05/31 23:39
推 shinshow:我還以為GK那張是真的耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   05/31 23:43
推 bm200300127:幹太早看了沒想到竟然還有神助攻在推文裡XDDDDDD       05/31 23:46
推 sing129:太屌了!                                                 06/01 00:25
推 Zsanou:再推GK大神助攻                                           06/01 00:25
→ amozartea:這超讚的                                              06/01 01:14
推 s921619:這實在太中肯了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         06/01 01:46
推 taiwan81903:我開始相信你了XD                                    06/01 05:07
推 pon0306:原PO和G大 太屌啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     06/01 14:03
推 starfairy:不用開始，我相信了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                   06/01 16:45
推 chiralvosky:XDDDDDDD                                            06/01 17:51
推 orz940:XDDD                                                     06/01 21:23
推 Cloverwe:GK大神助攻啊!!!快笑翻了我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              06/01 23:13
推 serval623:神吐阿!!                                              06/01 23:34
推 ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  06/02 01:04
→ rupru:神吐不推不行XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               06/02 08:53
推 miyolove:中肯爆炸XDDDD                                          06/02 12:38
推 z2v2r2mk2:朝聖                                                  06/02 13:09
→ DDAT:圖超搭啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               06/02 17:10
推 bluespot:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我開始相信你了                  06/02 20:47
推 yuki4350509:我開始相信你啦XDDDDDDDD                             06/02 20:58
推 palladino:朝聖                                                  06/04 00:35

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