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 作者  chun520 (變成無缺可以嗎?)                              看板  WomenTalk 
 標題  [討論] 在男友面前發生過最糗的事情....                                  
 時間  Fri Feb 22 23:50:27 2013                                               
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雖然我今天力求鎮定
但我心裡還是囧斃了

因為我今天在他面前...
拉肚子拉在褲子上惹(崩潰)

雖然已經盡力趕回家
但我還是在電梯裡忍不住%^*$%^*$

衝進廁所後弄了很久
出來之後
男友就問我
"你的....褲子還好嗎?"
我猜他心裡應該笑翻了
我說"嗯"

兩人就陷入一陣靜默....!!!
我真的是羞的想要鑽到地洞裡@@
雖然我們感情很穩定
但我還沒出嫁呀!!!!!!
還是要保留一點給別人探聽吧 囧

大家在男友面前發生過
最糗的事情是甚麼呢?
(崩潰行屍走肉發問討安慰)

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推 sheik2:天阿~你這個太猛了XD   應該很難贏過你XDD                  02/22 23:54
→ EweMe:.....這好像很難贏過......                                 02/22 23:55
推 yuarie:放屁就是我的極限了...你真的太強了                        02/22 23:56
→ EweMe:我天天在男友前面放屁....只差沒有用手抓屁給他聞了(只會這   02/22 23:58
→ EweMe:樣對付我妹......)                                         02/22 23:58
推 msblacktea:剛開始交往時出去約會吃飯,在他面前笑到噴飯TAT        02/22 23:59
推 sforever79:樓上加1!!我還噴到他臉上= =                           02/23 00:00
推 iinstan:妳這下可放心了,應該不會再有更糗的發生了XDDD            02/23 00:01
推 Slash1987:放心 以後應該不會有更糗的XD                           02/23 00:03
推 coskid:……                                                     02/23 00:06
推 mangajo:真的超猛,,,第一次看到這麼厲害的出糗XDD                  02/23 00:06
推 singarst:笑了 XDDDDDDDDDD 對不起 XD 但真的不會有更糗了+1        02/23 00:07
→ luvingyou:你贏了! 哈哈哈~XD                                     02/23 00:08
推 flora513:這是真愛XD                                             02/23 00:10
→ summeruse:我...也有一樣的經驗,只不過比你好一點點 我是睡夢中放  02/23 00:16
→ summeruse:屁順便噴出一點米田共...                               02/23 00:17
→ haven8774:跟男友交往快兩年了,到現在還不敢在他面前大方的放屁    02/23 00:19
→ hanbin:濕屁?                                                   02/23 00:20
→ haven8774:男友倒是很大方的抓一把他的屁要我分享他的屁味          02/23 00:21
推 FLEBILE:我會在男友大便的時候,跑進廁所去逼他親我,他反而一直趕  02/23 00:22
→ FLEBILE:我出去說很臭XDDDDDDD                                    02/23 00:22
推 neko303:真愛+1                                                  02/23 00:24
推 yuyuh1986:念錯英文                                              02/23 00:25
推 aoikimi:妳這輩子都安心了 恭喜                                   02/23 00:28
→ lookworld:可以問是怎麼會發生這慘況的嗎?以後要避免發生(好壞XD)   02/23 00:28
推 selene79616:推真愛 好好把握!! XD                                02/23 00:31
推 weielx:把前男友雙胞胎弟弟誤認為男友...                          02/23 00:31
推 chengweirh:抱歉 忍不住笑了XDDDDDDD                              02/23 00:31
推 manqing:笑到發出豬叫聲@”@                                      02/23 00:32
推 overfly:超好笑!快笑昏了                                        02/23 00:33
推 ahoramismo:放屁+1 而且會在被子裡放XDD                           02/23 00:33
推 ringo750358:超慘的....給你一個推                                02/23 00:35
推 saddog:這好猛@@                                                 02/23 00:36
推 sforever79:笨板好像有男友烙賽在地上被女友踩到                   02/23 00:37
→ selene79616:哈哈哈哈哈哈推文也都很好笑                          02/23 00:44
推 ionle:你贏。。給你拍拍                                          02/23 00:57
推 mixiss:哎喲威...                                                02/23 00:58
推 chiidg:這真的很難超越了XD拍拍!!!                                02/23 01:07
推 loloveit:天阿我好沒良心 有點好笑><                              02/23 01:07
推 aoquan:笨版女生踩掉男友的大便XDDD                               02/23 01:08
推 yaone:很沒良心笑到不行XDDDDDDD還是要給妳拍拍                    02/23 01:14
推 caramelcats:XDDDD 這已經是最可怕的事情了                        02/23 01:17
推 WenliYang:原PO已經不可超越了! XDDD                             02/23 01:25
推 yshsuken:不可超越XDDDDDDD                                       02/23 01:30
推 Passive:天啊XDDDDDDDDDD好威喔天啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          02/23 01:30
→ summeruse:笨板的文章關鍵字是什麼阿~~                            02/23 01:31
推 iinstan:manqing:笑到發出豬叫聲    XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  02/23 01:32
推 ts1810:你這太強XDDDDDDDD                                        02/23 01:52
推 aliceyaling:這....恐怕無人能敵..                                02/23 02:00
推 hotqiqi:拍拍,我懂妳-_-#                                        02/23 02:03
推 xavieraho:我笑了,對不起XDDDD                                   02/23 02:04
推 mtdas:XDD                                                       02/23 02:19
推 vklo:你已經第一名了,無人能敵啊XDDD                             02/23 03:18


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