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 作者  gn0481914 (胖胖)                                            看板  joke 
  標題  Re: [笑話] 比科技                                                      
  時間  Thu Jun  7 20:56:47 2012                                               
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  三個科技業工程師
 分別是美國人、德國人、韓國人
 聚在一起吹噓各國的科技有多先進

美國人先站出來拿掉墨鏡說：我其實是瞎子!我用的是人工眼睛!

韓國人跟德國人一看 果然眼睛上是兩顆透明水晶球體，

而且做簡單的視力測試後，美國人的視力高達6.0。


德國人不干示弱：其實我的右手是義肢。

扯掉袖子，果然是一隻帥氣機械手臂，德國人拿起一顆棒球輕輕一丟，

球就像炮彈一樣飛得老遠。

美國人覺得跟眼睛比起來，德國人太弱了，就準備要嗆他。












韓國人兩手兩腳著地 飛也似的跑去撿了。



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 推 DWARF:打開冰箱門，再打開大象肛門，放進長頸鹿，關起冰箱 end      08/14 03:32
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※ 編輯: gn0481914       來自: 163.22.18.23         (06/07 20:58)
 ※ 編輯: gn0481914       來自: 163.22.18.23         (06/07 20:58)
 推 n873192000:這裡是八                                             06/07 20:59
 噓 charlietk3:兩手兩腳著地是韓國人的固有技能                       06/07 20:59
 推 haku3202:這篇有深度  但我推                                     06/07 21:00
 → whazupman:然後小明就把德國人右手扯斷說 : 義肢還阿惠             06/07 21:01
 推 a22650619:只好推了                                              06/07 21:08
 推 k87559527:XDDDD                                                 06/07 21:12
 推 smelly:只好推了                                                 06/07 21:17
 推 asdfgh0920:韓國人就搖著尾巴高興的飛奔去撿了                     06/07 21:29
 推 iqnine:XD                                                       06/07 21:30
 推 Adamsun0306:XDDDDDDD                                            06/07 21:32
 推 dear0804:XD                                                     06/07 21:32
 推 kevinptt:XD                                                     06/07 21:34
 推 x22680937:看到準備要嗆他就笑了XD                                06/07 21:35
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 → XDboy:....靠碑XD                                                06/07 21:54
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 推 kevin6677:看到去撿球只能推了                                    06/07 21:56
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 → yoursteam:你贏了                                                06/07 22:00
 推 lapinmusic:.                                                    06/07 22:04
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