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 作者  Epimenides (No.13)                                          看板  joke 
  標題  Re: 可以抽根菸嗎?                                                      
  時間  Sat Jul 14 09:44:48 2012                                               
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A：不好意思，可以在這裡抽根菸嗎？

B：請便。話說你一天要抽多少？

A：一天兩包左右。

B：抽多久了呢？

A：三十年有了吧。

B：嗯。

A：你看那邊停了一輛賓利呢。

B：哦，真的。

A：要是你從來都不抽菸的話，就買得起它了也說不定。


B：抽菸的是你吧。

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 推 Ximcra:B還要用手打一下A                                         07/14 11:53
 推 ck930432:抽菸的是你吧...de修?                                   07/14 11:57
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