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 作者  gamesame7711 (框框)                                         看板  joke 
 標題  Fw: [問卦] 有沒有鹽酥雞攤不要點銀絲卷的八卦?                           
 時間  Tue Sep 18 19:10:40 2012                                               
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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1GM5Jgw0 ]

作者: pita30 (低調) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [問卦] 有沒有鹽酥雞攤不要點銀絲卷的八卦?
時間: Tue Sep 18 19:03:03 2012

※ 引述《d9637568 (小イゆんホジ確ろス幸オ)》之銘言：
:   上次我點了銀絲卷
: 我朋友笑我怎麼那麼笨
: 幫老闆淨化油質
: 他說因為銀絲捲會把油中雜質吸附 使油變乾淨 相對炸出來的東西變得像RO逆滲透的
: 濾網一樣 充滿髒東西
: 有沒有菸酥雞攤不能點銀絲卷的八卦?

那是你朋友家境富裕 不知人間疾苦

所以都可以點魷魚 雞排等高價品

像我們這種死窮人 想吃雞排又沒錢時該怎麼辦呢?

沒錯 就是點銀絲捲

排你前面的有錢人點了雞排

那今天就可以吃到雞排口味的銀絲卷

像我上個星期每天都去點銀絲卷

就分別吃了 雞排 魷魚 甜不辣 米血 雞皮 青椒 香腸 等七種不同口味的銀絲卷

昨天也故計重施





















想不到前面剛好也排了一個死窮人

害我吃到銀絲卷口味的銀絲卷

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推 iamwind7954:...幹  我嘴角真不爭氣                               09/18 19:03
推 cyp001:銀絲卷口味的銀絲卷-->那是什麼?                           09/18 19:03
推 roea68roea68:...                                                09/18 19:03
推 cacud:好好奇銀絲卷口味的銀絲卷                                  09/18 19:03
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推 uhmeiouramu:有笑有推                                            09/18 19:04
推 CCC000:有這麼可憐??來我請你吃片雞排吧                           09/18 19:04
推 milkteacon: 馬德烈 一上來就看到廢文                             09/18 19:04
推 godmyoh:最後一句我笑了                                          09/18 19:04
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推 obafgkm:眼角濕濕的                                              09/18 19:04
推 ariadne:來吧，請你吃雞屁股口味的銀絲卷                          09/18 19:04
推 waqw:..............                                             09/18 19:04
推 F7:好慘...你來我家附近我請你吃雞排..                            09/18 19:04
推 a10141013:我笑了                                                09/18 19:04
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推 d9637568: 哭了...                                               09/18 19:04
推 dunk23king:吃到原味了吧  呵呵喝                                 09/18 19:04
推 hiddenliszt:我笑了 趁現在還早 趕快去有錢人後面排隊              09/18 19:05
推 KCKCLIN:XDDDDDDDDDD                                             09/18 19:05
→ ynd:( 〒皿〒)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~~喔喔~爪爪                         09/18 19:05
→ momolon:下一個吃有銀絲卷口味的銀絲卷口味的銀絲卷                09/18 19:05
推 qobox:淚推.................                                     09/18 19:05
推 wawa1109:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        09/18 19:05
推 bearflu:好好笑哈哈哈哈                                          09/18 19:05
→ gh34163:= =                                                     09/18 19:05
推 elzohar:雙倍濃醇 原PO真幸福                                     09/18 19:05
噓 bumloveme:白x 甜不辣還比較便宜                                  09/18 19:05
→ cccooler:你應該排在 之前那個點全餐的人後面XDDDDD                09/18 19:05
推 jorden:銀絲卷口味的銀絲卷 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          09/18 19:05
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推 MainXI:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 09/18 19:05
推 Norther:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                09/18 19:05
推 gibyezethe:我流淚了                                             09/18 19:05
推 avi5566:排正妹後面跟他吃一樣的口味阿                            09/18 19:05
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推 Ration:這篇的推文好臉書化...                                    09/18 19:05
→ F7:買不起銀絲卷怎麼辦?   昏君: 可以買雞排啊                     09/18 19:06
推 grimma04743:不過是個鹹酥雞也會有M型社會                         09/18 19:06
→ momolon:下次你看到有人掏一千出來就趕快衝過去                    09/18 19:06
推 NovaShin:有效就推                                               09/18 19:06
推 micotosai:是很好吃啦...只是真的很傷身                           09/18 19:06
推 succon:只能給你推了                                             09/18 19:06
推 aramaram:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         09/18 19:06
推 park1:不錯有笑點                                                09/18 19:06
推 TiauEX:白痴xd                                                   09/18 19:06
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推 kevineleven:XDDDDDDDDD好可憐                                    09/18 19:06
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推 EndingYz:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 這個好好笑XD        09/18 19:07
推 NKTcell:我怎麼想到了蘇乞兒裡面的那段肉絲                        09/18 19:07
推 turbomons:銀絲卷之王?!                                          09/18 19:07
推 zzxcasd:請問你有買兩顆嗎????????????????                        09/18 19:07
推 rockyegg:XDDDDDDDDDD                                            09/18 19:07
推 tigernaxo:太悲慘了，給你個推                                    09/18 19:07
推 Xhocer:我買銀絲卷也臭了嗎◢▆▅▄▃ (〒皿〒) ▃▄▅▇◣         09/18 19:07
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推 i19890813:吃不飽?  你是買第二呢 還是就忍著                      09/18 19:08
推 gamesame7711:幹 噓不下去                                        09/18 19:08
推 pvn:XD                                                          09/18 19:08
推 Simonfenix:下次你來台中西屯可以寄信給我 我出錢買雞排給你吃      09/18 19:08
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推 Roystu:f1 老闆 給你 銀絲卷(2)                                   09/18 19:08
推 F7:雞排攤老闆：怎麼今天大家都買銀絲卷??@@                       09/18 19:08
推 MadStanley:XD                                                   09/18 19:08
推 alice1216:XD                                                    09/18 19:08
推 FSGuitar:我哭了                                                 09/18 19:08
推 ccbearxp:濃!醇!香!                                              09/18 19:08
推 vickyshan:我笑了XDXD                                            09/18 19:08
推 chicgo:哈哈                                                     09/18 19:08
推 tontonplus:老闆,double銀絲卷一份                                09/18 19:09
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→ LoveMakeLove:轉個灣系列 銀絲卷嚐盡酸甜苦辣                      09/18 19:09
→ esunbank:拍拍                                                   09/18 19:09
推 sumwind:好可憐，噓不下去                                        09/18 19:09
推 TauchK:銀絲卷正夯                                               09/18 19:09
→ greedypeople:XD                                                 09/18 19:09
推 comsu:請洽銀絲卷版                                              09/18 19:10
推 sakula0616:當個銀絲卷也被酸 我靠                                09/18 19:10
推 kines:還是銀絲卷                                                09/18 19:10
→ steven211:老闆 給我一個5元的銀絲卷                              09/18 19:10
→ FSGuitar:買的銀絲卷沒有雞排味怎麼辦? 某人: 你有沒有再買一個呢?  09/18 19:10
推 avi5566:這篇有做美工圖的天分XDD                                 09/18 19:10
推 kutar3d:有笑有推 XDDDD                                          09/18 19:10
推 Warheart:這就跟衝武器一樣，當你吃到疊七次的+7銀絲卷那口味真是   09/18 19:10
推 inshadow:不錯笑XD                                               09/18 19:10
推 ams9:笑中帶淚 這篇真是感人                                      09/18 19:10

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