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 作者  link515 (Paganini)                                          看板  joke 
 標題  [耍冷] 買雞排                                                          
 時間  Thu Nov 29 02:58:32 2012                                               
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客人:老闆 一份雞排不剪不辣

老闆:蛤? 一份雞排一份甜不辣?

客人:不剪不辣

老闆:蛤? 甜不辣?























客人:嗯 這樣多少?

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推 nanoca:原本想噓的但其實我笑了...                                11/29 03:08
→ millia62219:我以為一般都說切                                    11/29 03:12
推 galilei503: 我以為一般都說  拎                                  11/29 03:19
推 checktime:厲害,你贏了!                                         11/29 03:21
推 ak147:完了 這篇會改變習慣                                       11/29 03:36
推 feit:可惡 笑了                                                  11/29 03:53
推 BassistKK:客人放棄了 ...                                        11/29 04:01
推 lacos0212:好有畫面                                              11/29 04:13
推 waiter337:不錯 老闆利害                                         11/29 04:44
推 zerothomas74:有笑                                               11/29 04:51
推 Yakei:XD                                                        11/29 05:57
推 Drunken5566:有時候老闆確認的跟點的不一樣 我也懶得再改了XD       11/29 06:12
推 togs:可惡  笑了                                                 11/29 06:27
推 fyrund:你厲害...                                                11/29 06:40
推 pop10353:同意 好像我也做過這種事情                              11/29 07:01
推 aniesway:有推                                                   11/29 07:16
→ hazel0093:XD                                                    11/29 07:28
推 hatj:蠻好笑的XD                                                 11/29 07:59
推 chou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             11/29 08:02
推 sept9048:我也放棄過........                                     11/29 08:04
推 positMIT:生活梗                                                 11/29 08:17
推 jeffreyshe:放棄推                                               11/29 08:24
推 cup0226:挺有畫面的XD                                            11/29 08:27
推 ksword:這應該可以畫成四格XD                                     11/29 08:28
推 yesman2210:老闆:你是在小聲什麼啦?                               11/29 08:32
推 ming8100:老闆os:傻傻的 多賺一份甜不辣咧                         11/29 08:35
推 youGG:老闆:蛤?? 甜不辣炸一千嗎?                                 11/29 08:41
推 jeff21115:幹 害我嗆到                                           11/29 08:49
推 s07021990:放棄推                                                11/29 08:56
推 zxp86218:哈哈哈                                                 11/29 09:02
推 mabikerry:我都直接說不然我用寫的 不過上次遇到一個阿婆卻跟我說   11/29 09:03
→ mabikerry:不識字 囧"                                            11/29 09:03
推 Epimenides:莫名的好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDD                             11/29 09:08
推 doordie25:每個人都放棄過                                        11/29 09:08
推 Deesu:為什麼我會笑啊...........可惡                             11/29 09:09
→ youGG:老闆!!四季豆炸兩千 豆干一千五 鹽酥雞三千 加蒜小辣         11/29 09:17
推 yugin900524:哈哈哈哈哈                                          11/29 09:27
推 romeomonkey:老闆 : 認真就贏了(菸)                               11/29 09:28
推 CockyDick:你錢有帶夠嗎?                                         11/29 09:31
推 upu:XD                                                          11/29 09:36
推 gungunit:這客人我喜歡XD                                         11/29 09:40
推 dslee:公道價                                                    11/29 10:16
推 lele1014:放棄 XDD                                               11/29 10:18
推 hchs31705:老闆:真菜!                                            11/29 10:19
推 gnidnic:果斷妥協推                                              11/29 10:21
推 ra52094:上課要憋笑好痛苦XD                                      11/29 10:22
推 isdogdog:超有畫面哈哈哈                                         11/29 10:29
推 boy00225:笑了                                                   11/29 10:40
推 faye8626:強迫推銷,強迫中獎                                     11/29 10:42
推 lonelynight:很有實際感                                          11/29 10:50
推 kai08130623:聞到系列文的味道.....囧                             11/29 10:58
推 jelly63:老闆:自從把"耳背裝傻"技能點滿後 都快要可以買賓士車了呢  11/29 11:09
推 amy29585028:XD                                                  11/29 11:12
推 TaigerWang:XD "蛤" <-是重聽嗎y                                  11/29 11:16
推 LucAngel:其實老闆只想賣甜不辣而已吧                             11/29 11:48
推 Inland:我也放棄過  淚推                                         11/29 11:49
噓 stranger111:...老派笑點推成這樣                                 11/29 12:00
推 Joejohnz:XDDDDDDD                                               11/29 12:06
推 rockman73:=  =                                                  11/29 12:06
推 brian7882287:XD                                                 11/29 12:09
推 nu66:商人本來就是NPC了啊                                        11/29 12:13
噓 s0857168:最賭爛那種講話不清不楚的 以為對方能通靈知道喔          11/29 12:19
推 biycer:我也常常放棄了XD                                         11/29 12:20
推 PPPBEAR:蛤!?甜不辣全包了?                                       11/29 12:22
推 Qae86Q:XDDDD                                                    11/29 12:27
推 forRITZ:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD放棄了                              11/29 12:55
推 s454666:只是想多賣一份甜不辣                                    11/29 13:01
→ chouyihen:老闆故意要你多買甜不辣吧XD                            11/29 13:12
噓 iecdalu:好笑嗎?                                                 11/29 13:13
推 bigredpig:生活推∼                                              11/29 13:14
推 ruokcnn:好真實的笑話                                            11/29 13:30
→ YmemY:不剪不辣不用說好嗎...                                     11/29 13:31
→ tpg9209:YmemY:不剪不辣不用說好嗎...                             11/29 13:33
推 GTBUG:笑了XD                                                    11/29 13:44
推 catlive:笑了XD                                                  11/29 13:44
推 hiyida:笑了,好機拜                                             11/29 13:45
噓 waterice0902:就可已死                                           11/29 14:06
推 bernon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              11/29 14:14
推 mnbvc117:老闆:甜不辣成功脫手                                    11/29 14:22
推 a16331245:                                                      11/29 14:23
噓 cena0605:南笑死了                                               11/29 14:24
推 CFfisher:有笑                                                   11/29 14:27
推 AAAAAA:笑了只好推                                               11/29 14:28
推 dululu:笑了                                                     11/29 14:43
推 storyf66014:..真的耶 有時候這樣我好囧>XD                        11/29 15:12
噓 downloadboy:反詐騙                                              11/29 15:19
噓 lezsam:是不會說切逆                                             11/29 15:28
推 lunatich:有畫面的好笑~                                          11/29 15:57
噓 AppliedMath:錢就不夠買甜不辣咩                                  11/29 16:26
→ ctcofe:買雞排 http://i.imgur.com/5vTin.png

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推 hallway13816:推XDDDODDDDDD                                      11/29 16:50
→ lojve:為什麼我笑了                                              11/29 17:03
推 anan1411:ctcofe的有爆點XD                                       11/29 17:09
推 Sickboy:ctcofe那個超好笑XDDD                                    11/29 17:17
推 nwojessy:連結原文都好笑                                         11/29 17:22
推 youGG:ctcofe那是撒小抄展開啦XDDDDD                              11/29 17:24
推 XDglory:.............................                           11/29 17:46
推 yeo12:ctcofe那三小拉XDDDDDDDDD                                  11/29 17:58
推 eist:很貼切給推XD                                               11/29 18:01
推 party100046:什麼鬼連結,媽的超展開XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               11/29 18:31
推 yeeoo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/29 18:45
推 maxtakesfive:超猛XDDDD                                          11/29 19:12
推 s908322001:完全強迫再買一份甜不辣                               11/29 19:19
推 teddygoodgoo:連結  XD                                           11/29 19:23
推 winner27:lol                                                    11/29 19:28
推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/29 19:49
推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            11/29 20:01
推 profyang:ctcofe XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/29 20:02
推 ks03030:XDDDDDDDD                                               11/29 20:06
推 JomboCA:淚推ctcofe的連結                                        11/29 20:07
推 iceafu:那連結是三小XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                11/29 20:11
推 bouly:XD 意外的結局                                             11/29 20:16
推 johnyy:XD                                                       11/29 20:31
推 stillsmile:幹 你是在妥協什麼啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/29 20:56
推 kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             11/29 22:38
推 er26562002:XDDDD                                                11/29 23:38
→ PlayPtt:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     11/30 00:01
推 ddog75:這種事大家都有經驗吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       11/30 00:43
推 Faoitohins:XD                                                   11/30 01:01
推 adairchang:幹 你是在妥協什麼啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/30 01:31
推 adamsung:幹你娘 我也這樣被老闆說服過...                         11/30 01:34
推 oceansky:老闆每次都這樣...                                      11/30 01:40
推 felaray:XDDDDD                                                  11/30 02:19
推 nerv3890:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        11/30 02:25
推 mapDog:被這招用過 盧你多買XDDDDDDDD                             11/30 02:59
推 potatotwists:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/30 03:29
噓 woodsstar:                                                      11/30 07:26
推 fire0218:XD                                                     11/30 08:04
噓 TaTa5566:呵呵                                                   11/30 09:46
噓 oig528:沒笑                                                     11/30 11:52
噓 e1q3z9c7:被推文數騙進來                                         11/30 12:10
推 misy4ru3:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    11/30 14:01
→ jiabin0928:超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 11/30 15:40
推 no5566:其實這篇超有梗ㄉ........                                 11/30 16:24
推 ms0204192:友情相推                                              11/30 19:52
噓 duckhaya:???                                                    11/30 23:57
推 ChonPiggy:妥協過+1...                                           12/01 03:07
推 d8731400:一般來說 不要剪就不會說不是嗎                          12/02 02:57
→ Yie:XDDD                                                        12/03 19:11


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