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 作者  ClubT (風)                                                  看板  joke 
 標題  Re: [耍冷] 小明去買鹹酥雞                                              
 時間  Thu Aug  1 16:26:16 2013                                               
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小明這次去買便當
看到招牌上寫著:
      �歈�����������������������������������������
      �� 雞 肉 便 當  75                        ��
      ��                                        ��
      �� 排 骨 便 當  80                        ��
      ��                                        ��
      �� 芭 樂        888                       ��
      ��                                        ��
      �籪U一你想吃雞排可以點點看,有時候會有賣。��
      �裺�����������������������������������������

老闆:「嘿、吃什麼?」


小明:「芭樂為什麼那麼貴?」


老闆:「學麥當勞的啊」


小明:「那我要吃雞排」


老闆:「好。」


        五分鐘後 ...


老闆:「好了,一共八萬一」


小明:「你的雞排是裹金粉喔,怎麼麼貴?」


老闆:「招牌上面有寫啊」


      �歈�����������������������������������������
      �� 雞 肉 便 當  75                        ��
      ��                                        ��
      �� 排 骨 便 當  80                        ��
      ��                                        ��
      �� 芭 樂        888                       ��
      ��                                        ��
      ��萬一你想吃雞排可以點點看,有時候會有賣。��
      �裺�����������������������������������������


小明:「幹...」

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→ juicylove:還不錯                                                08/01 16:33
推 ExiaRepairII:我笑到歪腰了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                      08/01 16:41
推 sky40236:有笑有推xXD                                            08/01 16:44
推 tigerflyer:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    08/01 16:52
推 rubyli5050:有公道有推                                           08/01 16:52
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推 DCFreeze:很有畫面                                               08/01 16:56
推 porterlevis:非常公道的公道價                                    08/01 16:56
推 scpckimo:有笑有推                                               08/01 16:57
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推 SNGoMMX:XDDDDD                                                  08/01 17:01
推 bananasp:XDDDDDDDDDD                                            08/01 17:08
推 bellzebub:幹你害我腳麻的時候大笑好痛苦......                    08/01 17:08
推 pljck:XDDDDD                                                    08/01 17:10
推 ggggg50713:蠻公道的                                             08/01 17:11
推 bioer2003:哈~XD                                                 08/01 17:13
推 walacat:超屌!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                            08/01 17:14
→ ggggg50713:等等 芭樂的橋段是三小                                08/01 17:14
推 singsing1130:噗…                                               08/01 17:15
推 p44115605:XD                                                    08/01 17:17
推 Guerrieri:芭 樂  888  I'm lovin' it                             08/01 17:17
推 goldman0204:XDDDDDDDDDD                                         08/01 17:19
→ ggggg50713:原來是要接樓下的萬一                                 08/01 17:20
推 ddog75:樓上叫我?                                                08/01 17:22
推 tigerflyer:樓上萬一                                             08/01 17:23
推 Doracacazin:靠杯 焦點都被芭樂888吸走了XDDDDDDDDDDD              08/01 17:24
推 jyrpg:老闆:芭樂不過是我陰謀中的棋子罷了                        08/01 17:26
推 wscorpiow:只看到肉便                                            08/01 17:27
推 jamesCHN:濫倒不知道從哪裡吐槽                                   08/01 17:35
→ icemilkgreen:那如果想吃肉骨樂呢@@?                              08/01 17:36
推 kerlakerla:不要起爭議啦XDDDDDD                                  08/01 17:38
推 skyapple:幹...超俵的XDDDDDDDDDDDD                               08/01 17:39
推 twsphere:靠杯 有後勁...                                         08/01 17:41
→ breadf:公道價八萬一,老闆:我做生意我坦蕩蕩                     08/01 17:42
推 jodawa:XDXD                                                     08/01 17:44
推 kumitang:價格很合理阿XDDDDDDDDD                                 08/01 17:47
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推 killeryuan:公道價XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  08/01 17:56
推 b00668880:樓下點便便看看                                        08/01 17:56
推 julian30320:............                                        08/01 17:58
推 wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      08/01 17:59
推 johtom811113:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                                     08/01 18:03
推 evolutionman:我雞排都炸好了 你現在是當店家都王八蛋就是了啦 XDD  08/01 18:03
推 jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  08/01 18:05
推 billybbb:老闆我要點肉骨樂                                       08/01 18:06
推 dannywhat:就推這篇拉                                            08/01 18:08
推 f7313:學麥當勞好好笑XD                                          08/01 18:09
推 mclaren99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   08/01 18:12
推 qoojason:............                                           08/01 18:12
推 danny771116:推芭樂XDD                                           08/01 18:14
推 rainsilver:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                         08/01 18:14
推 sh408011:XDDDDDD                                                08/01 18:14
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→ alan1943:XDDDDDDD                                               08/01 18:18
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推 ens821229:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             08/01 18:25
推 docx:XDDDD                                                      08/01 18:30
→ gungunit:幹 有夠機車XDDDD                                       08/01 18:31
推 Nickho:有梗推                                                   08/01 18:31
推 totohoho:.............................................          08/01 18:31
推 MadCaro:我笑了~~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        08/01 18:32
推 pp31630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               08/01 18:34
推 usihega:XDDDDDDD                                                08/01 18:35
推 poboq0002:太靠杯XD                                              08/01 18:40
推 tovshang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   08/01 18:41
推 rainbow001:有笑有推                                             08/01 18:41
推 giantwinter:XD                                                  08/01 18:42
推 cpc21478:新耿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            08/01 18:43
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推 qas612820704:推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        08/01 18:47
推 lunch8411:公道!                                                 08/01 18:51
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推 nicest:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            08/01 18:59
推 r30385:.................                                        08/01 19:03
推 thumbe70367:XD                                                  08/01 19:11
推 ksword:XD                                                       08/01 19:16
推 SAinptt:這老闆XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     08/01 19:16
→ DJony:老闆:這雞排炸的時候聽起來有異音,我要拆你的坐墊起來看看!  08/01 19:18
推 hey0703:你現在是當我們店家都王八蛋就對了拉                      08/01 19:22
推 kshtainan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          08/01 19:24
→ jjqwekimo:我看到招牌就笑了                                      08/01 19:25
推 chung928:有笑有推                                               08/01 19:25
推 jtseng1126:芭樂是怎樣XDDDDDDDD                                  08/01 19:34
推 hate56:XDDDD                                                    08/01 19:38
推 littleomi888:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      08/01 19:39
推 ChrisOvO:幹有夠好笑XDDDD                                        08/01 19:41
推 virmigac:聲東擊西XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          08/01 19:41
推 s0857168:我雞排都炸好了 你現在跟我說這樣                        08/01 19:43
推 ggggg50713:有問題是不是?有問題通通到法院講 我奉陪你到底        08/01 19:45
推 CFfisher:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        08/01 19:52
推 kuro50624:XDDDDDDD                                              08/01 19:52
推 jojp1up:我笑道岔氣欸 XDDDD                                      08/01 19:59
推 hangigi:笑慘                                                    08/01 20:08
推 olen0727:公公道道~~ 十分合理                                    08/01 20:19
推 Infernity:老板抄靠盃XDD                                         08/01 20:23
推 featherable:我雞排都炸好了XDD                                   08/01 20:36
推 mshockwave:XDD麥當勞嗆的好                                      08/01 20:41
推 pinkygiveme:老闆有甚麼毛病阿                                    08/01 20:42
推 pololo61201:三小啦XD                                            08/01 20:44
推 lightwhiteus:XD                                                 08/01 20:52
噓 hook99:真的很爛                                                 08/01 20:53
推 brizzes:藏字藏成這樣 當作小明北七就是了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDD         08/01 20:54
推 kumba1984:虧你想得出來 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        08/01 20:55
噓 zxp86218:反詐騙                                                 08/01 21:01
推 j6xk4rmp4:有校友推                                              08/01 21:03
推 rottonapple:熊熊明瞭公道自在                                    08/01 21:03
噓 Dontcry:有創意但很難笑                                          08/01 21:15
推 yhaui:推文好笑阿                                                08/01 21:16
推 kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 08/01 21:24
推 wizardtime:XD                                                   08/01 21:36
噓 wbnfr:不好笑                                                    08/01 21:39
噓 Derp:XD                                                         08/01 21:53
推 yung80111:XD                                                    08/01 21:57
推 kingx164:XD                                                     08/01 21:59
推 ineffaceable:這超靠北 XDDDDDDDDDDDD                             08/01 22:02
推 lzylzy123:超好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈謝謝你帶來的歡樂快瘋了              08/01 22:04
噓 mid9ht:反詐騙                                                   08/01 22:05
推 yef7591:XD                                                      08/01 22:08
推 pphhxx:XDDDDDDD 我被騙了                                        08/01 22:08
推 jiejar:你最好笑!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD                             08/01 22:14
推 medama:芭樂XDDDDDDDD                                            08/01 22:20
噓 hudson109:反詐騙喔                                              08/01 22:21
推 upu:有點強XD                                                    08/01 22:23
噓 tonys1126:沒笑 早猜到了                                         08/01 22:26
→ kuochieh:XDD                                                    08/01 22:27
推 bowxrk:有笑有推                                                 08/01 22:28
推 gsuper:                                                         08/01 22:31
推 Gusteau:xd                                                      08/01 22:37
噓 w08152266:反詐騙                                                08/01 22:40
推 tp950016:XD                                                     08/01 22:52
→ pally713:1....                                                  08/01 22:54
噓 NiHowMa:嘴角動都不動                                            08/01 22:56
推 ggcip0514:幹! XDDD                                              08/01 22:59
推 wk7:好笑欸XDD                                                   08/01 23:05
噓 mylife0614:未抽動                    嘴角   08/01 23:07
推 Arazy:XDDDD                                                     08/01 23:07
噓 herryherry:反詐騙                                               08/01 23:09
推 MadeInChina:XD                                                  08/01 23:10
推 baychi999:公道價阿XD                                            08/01 23:13
推 winered:不錯笑 給推XD                                           08/01 23:14
推 rehearse:XD                                                     08/01 23:15
推 helin0414:北漆XDDDDD                                            08/01 23:22
推 icemon:好藏頭                                                   08/01 23:23
推 pinkpiglet:不爭氣的笑了XDDDD                                    08/01 23:26
推 harimamomo:....................我替我不爭氣的嘴角感到悲哀       08/01 23:27
推 s71667166:老闆來份便便                                          08/01 23:33
推 dd360870:推呀                                                   08/01 23:51
推 ms0561188:有笑有推                                              08/01 23:55
→ mnid22515:老闆佛心來的                                          08/01 23:55
推 s3602te:我東西都叫好了你現在說不要 是當我店家都王八蛋就對了     08/01 23:56
推 l000kgw:巴辣888~                                                08/01 23:59
→ ccchenny:XDDDD                                                  08/02 00:07
推 athpro700:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   08/02 00:15
推 maybecc0810:XDDD哪招                                            08/02 00:17
推 m41512:公道價                                                   08/02 00:22
推 magan0117:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         08/02 00:22
推 sword10723:莫名其妙笑了                                         08/02 00:25
噓 ocean5566:                                                      08/02 00:50
噓 oooookoko:反詐騙                                                08/02 00:53
推 southdog6932:老闆:我賣雞排,我彈蛋蛋                           08/02 00:56
噓 onefly:唉...                                                    08/02 01:20
推 nojydia:媽的完美轉移焦點欸XDDDDDD                               08/02 01:33
推 HiddenGuy:....                                                  08/02 01:40
推 wilson455039:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     08/02 01:43
推 shadow278604:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd                            08/02 01:48
噓 Andy149:......                                                  08/02 01:52
推 eric52015516:XD                                                 08/02 02:01
推 a932l41l4:笑了                                                  08/02 02:27
推 bruce3166:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死                       08/02 03:04
推 Rucca:老闆這時拿下面具,小明才發現老闆原來是平偉                08/02 03:31
推 SahsB:有笑有推XDDDDDD                                           08/02 05:14
噓 cvbnui8679:反詐騙                                               08/02 07:04
推 oue:有創意 XD                                                   08/02 09:02
推 prince2567:爛到笑                                               08/02 09:09
推 shien807548:靠杯 本來想直接END噓麥當勞老梗的                    08/02 09:37
噓 milker:牽強                                                     08/02 10:00
推 ExiaRepairII:超好笑!!!  快出新的                                08/02 10:02
推 hiyida:蠻厲害的                                                 08/02 10:09
推 taco9137:好坑的點點看XDDDDDDDD                                  08/02 11:01
→ e1q3z9c7:好爛                                                   08/02 11:08
推 silence730:XDDDDD                                               08/02 11:15
推 mugenboy:幹..........陪我眼淚...笑到眼淚流不停!!!               08/02 11:21
推 misaki030:XD                                                    08/02 11:47
推 goin90062:想吃便便是怎麼回事....你給我說清楚                    08/02 11:51
→ typekid:...                                                     08/02 12:20
推 purplecherry:厲害XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               08/02 13:01
推 andante72:XDDDDD                                                08/02 13:22
→ Yie:                                                            08/02 13:33
推 foreverc:XD                                                     08/02 13:36
推 s82911tu:老闆:我做人舔淡淡                                     08/02 13:50
噓 phoenixer:.                                                     08/02 14:05
推 piqidibi:預藏梗!!!真是太讚了                                    08/02 14:18
推 imdai:幹XDDD 厲害                                               08/02 15:17
噓 kkk321:0                                                        08/02 16:06
推 Irori:幹 嘴角失手                                               08/02 16:49
推 ms0561188:樓上的嘴角好強 還會有手                               08/02 16:50
推 ted40905:爛到笑了                                               08/02 18:08
推 hsgreent:還蠻公道的                                             08/02 18:12
推 shi21:XD 嘴角失守                                               08/02 20:07
推 bombomtom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     08/02 20:08
推 APUU:靠杯喔 XDDD                                                08/02 20:09
推 wowbrain33:XD                                                   08/02 21:47
→ sky093851248:明明不好笑 我還是笑了XDD                           08/02 21:59
推 snow5420:我雞排都炸了你跟我說不要 現在是當我們店家都是王八就是  08/02 23:31
推 hck646:這三小XDDDDDDDDDD                                        08/03 01:40
推 cocoyan:滿爛的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              08/03 01:41
推 Faoitohins:XDDDDDD                                              08/03 01:49
噓 treert314:怎麼了                                                08/03 12:20
噓 Rcosilamtnhz:安安                                               08/03 12:49
推 LeoEn:推爆                                                      08/03 14:31
推 rob75321:不推不行                                               08/03 14:43
→ hsnu5566:猜到了                                                 08/03 16:45
噓 htx9:難笑                                                       08/03 18:05
推 slayerjames:好難得我一點就看到了                                08/03 21:16
推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  08/03 22:03
推 puput:幹 超好笑                                                 08/04 21:05
推 immoonlight:XDDD                                                08/04 23:17
推 nanako81240:XDDD                                                08/08 16:05
→ kslman:便便想吃                                                 08/13 00:57
噓 nofear8:爆??                                                  08/21 21:02


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