※ 引述《OHLALALALA (喔啦啦啦啦)》之銘言: : 這系列讓我想到以前在美國很愛看有個叫Yomama的節目 : 就是兩個人用Yo mama is so fat當梗互戰 : 可惜都沒人翻譯... : Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
1.你媽超胖,她的肚臍比她早到家 15 分鐘。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, : the doctor gave her ten years to live.
2.你媽超胖,當她得了蝕肉病時,醫生說她還剩十年可活。
: Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her : farts.
3.你媽超胖,胖到氣象局要為她放的每個屁取名字。
(通常只有颱風(颶風)才會有名字)
: Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
4.你媽超胖,當她穿上黃色雨衣時,人們會對著她喊「計程車!」
: Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George : Washington's nose.
5.你媽超胖,當她坐在一美元上時,會從華盛頓鼻孔中擠出鼻屎來。
: Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
6.你媽超胖,當她進電梯時,電梯只能向下。
: Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing : up.
7.你媽超胖,當她的呼叫器響起時,別人以為她正在倒車。
: Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.