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 作者  willkfw (whereboy)                                          看板  joke 
 標題  Re: [笑話] 母雞問小雞                                                  
 時間  Sat Apr  6 00:05:47 2013                                               
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有一天，母雞問小雞們說：
"小雞們呀，你們長大後想要做什麼？"

小雞們想了想後，爭先恐後地回答母雞說：

"我長大呀，想當廚師！"
"我長大呀，要當火車！"
"我長大呀，想當消防員！"
"我長大呀，想當百人斬！"
"我長大呀，想捅死所有的夭壽死嬰仔！"
"我長大呀，想開龍王號！"
"我長大呀，想當婦產科醫生！"
"我長大呀，想要當汁男！"
"我長大呀，想要有灰指甲^_^b！"
"我長大呀，只要可以交個正妹馬子就夠了！"
"我長大呀，想要當總統！"
"我長大呀，想抽到防空槍砲兵！"
"我長大呀，只要能平安的找一位老婆白頭偕老就好了！"
"我長大呀，想要學會雙節棍懲奸除惡！"
"我長大呀，想要旅行看世界！"
"我長大呀，想要躺著收租過日子！"

母雞聽了後，微笑著對小雞們說：




















"不行∼∼∼通通都要拿去做雞精∼∼"

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