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 作者  minieyes (小賀)                                             看板  joke 
 標題  [笑話] 甄環買煎餅                                                      
 時間  Wed Oct 16 11:13:11 2013                                               
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「甄嬛去路邊買煎餅。

甄嬛:“阿姨,這碎碎的一抹青翠,好似亂墜了丫頭的眼,平攤於日下,甚是沁人心脾。
提神醒腦可是極好的!若忍心炙烤煎熬,蔫萎而焦灼,豈不辜負了?”

阿姨:“說人話!”

甄嬛:“煎餅不要放蔥!”」


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