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 作者  kurtc (夏日的誤會)                                           看板  sex 
 標題  [閒聊] 小姐  請問妳要加什麼油......                                    
 時間  Mon Oct 19 13:31:10 2009                                               
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我的老婆在婚前是個既保守又傳統的女人  在閨房樂趣這一方面可
說是非常的無趣  沒有什麼刺激或是激烈的


因為保守  所以一些比較猛爆的姿勢當然也是被禁止的  比如說背
後式  她一直認為這姿勢很像狗交配  所以堅持不肯


想當然爾  我跟我老婆之間的房事  就是固定的前戲  固定的那幾
種姿勢  到後來  感覺自己根本就是個公務員  打卡上班  打卡下
班  完畢了事



在婚前某一天  兩人特地跑去桃園某間還不錯的汽車旅館  想說培
養一下情趣  洗好澡之後  當然是在床上滾來滾去  摸來摸去  親
來親去


我心血來潮  想說來一點不一樣的  也就是角色扮演的遊戲  只是
臨時想到  又沒有角色扮演用的服裝  就只好用意淫的方式  用想
像來達成目標  我很興奮地問老婆要不要玩這種特別的




我  : 欸  要不要玩角色扮演的遊戲啊  說不定會玩得很high喔

老婆: 那是什麼?

我  : 就是假扮成什麼職業  然後發生關係的情節啊  很刺激吧

老婆: 那你想扮演什麼? (好奇)

我  : 醫生與護士怎麼樣  我演好色的醫生  妳當笨手笨腳的護士
      因為做錯事  所以被我抓來嘿咻

老婆: 不要  感覺很變態..


我  : 那..老師跟學生怎麼樣  妳當老師  我當壞學生  然後妳幫
      我上脫光光的健康教育  師生不倫  很刺激吧..

老婆: 這更不要  很低級又很變態耶  沒有正常點的嗎?


我  : 那就演路旁彼此一見鍾情的公土狗與母臘腸好了 聞聞屁股就上了  (喪氣)


老婆: 你想死就給我試試看..(怒)





此時我臨機一動  因為剛好自己有曾在加油站打工的經驗  那就來
玩這個好了


我  : 不然就玩  女駕駛與加油站工讀生  這個總可以吧

老婆: 這是啥?

我  : 我當加油站工讀生  妳當開車來加油的女駕駛

老婆: 嗯  然後咧?

我  : 來跟著我發出崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩的聲音

老婆: 為什麼?

我  : 就是我那台硬皮鯊的渦輪怠速聲啦!! 投入一點好不好


老婆: 喔..崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩....



我  : 歡迎光臨!!  小姐妳好  請問要加什麼油?



老婆: 呃....加..加95好了  (很不自然)

我  : 95  好的  需要打統編嗎?

老婆: 不用  你一定要這麼認真嗎?

我  : 投入一點  小姐不需要打統編  95加滿可以嗎?

老婆: 隨便  加滿好了



我立刻就壓在老婆身上  讓我的油槍尋找加油口


(噗滋~~)


我 : 小姐  油槍已經放入了  馬上給妳加滿  (抽插~~)



此時老婆突然脾氣爆發了....



老婆: 加你媽個頭  我不要玩這麼變態的遊戲了  這根本是心理變態!!



然後我就被推開  接著被踢到床下  那晚我只能孤單地看著電視  等到老婆
睡著後才偷偷爬回床上..

這件事給我留下很深的陰霾  之後只要去加油  都會想到這件事  (淚)





世事難預料  幾年後  換成我對打砲產生了厭倦感  反而是老婆比較積極想
要勾起我的慾望  某個晚上  她竟然把這老梗拿出來用了


老婆: 老公  我們來玩女駕駛與加油站工讀生好不好  (摸來摸去)



想起以前想玩的時候  被嫌惡得好像自己是害蟲一樣  現在立場不同了  我
一定要報復以前受到的屈辱




我  : 車子開過來了嗎?

老婆: 崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩 .....






我  : 這位太太不好意思  加油站已經倒很久了喔..





老婆: ..............




那一夜  老婆都沒有跟我講話  因為她沒有加到油  而且丟臉又丟大了


白爛的往事  是的  就是這麼白爛的往事....






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老婆:  你這個永遠長不大的小孩!!

我  :  妳這個從沒年輕過的阿婆!!

老婆   (理智斷裂)..

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推 dardar80:推推97                                                 10/19 14:09
推 libra0t0:lol                                                    10/19 14:09
推 combine0415:真好笑的文  油槍放入(抽差)  XD                      10/19 14:09
推 whibear:爆                                                      10/19 14:09
推 prettyna:一定要推的阿                                           10/19 14:09
推 yonglun0116: 好笑 !! 應該笨版~~                                 10/19 14:10
推 barbariane:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd                            10/19 14:10
推 CREA:有笑有推...XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  10/19 14:11
推 petrushka:你這樣說 下次加油站又重開了怎麼辦                     10/19 14:11
推 ning610:好好笑~~  順便推簽名檔XD                                10/19 14:11
推 fly660308:硬皮鯊,恙~~~噗咻~~~!                         10/19 14:12
推 forevertwo:------------------你今天加滿了嗎?------------------  10/19 14:12
推 ambrian:爆...                                                   10/19 14:13
推 CheLiu:有笑有推                                                 10/19 14:15
推 sciatw:我都自助加油∼∼可以省0.8元∼∼                          10/19 14:15
推 snowrain:好!好!好!                                              10/19 14:16
推 ga045213:老婆: 崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩 .....                          10/19 14:16
推 dsfrf:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩     10/19 14:16
推 styleguy:XD 你老婆大概會氣死                                    10/19 14:18
→ wst2080:這是joke板吧...XD                                       10/19 14:18
推 Tony427:連joke版也要甘拜下風啊XDXDXD                            10/19 14:19
→ wst2080:還好樓主的老婆沒說...你這間沒開,還有別間阿...XD         10/19 14:19
推 mundane5566:不錯^^                                              10/19 14:20
推 sun770618:XDDDDDDDDD                                            10/19 14:21
推 guefffu:大推!!!!!好笑XDDDDDDDD                                  10/19 14:21
推 arnot:笑到肚子痛....                                            10/19 14:22
推 kkoobe:幾霸昏                                                   10/19 14:22
推 dxzil:還蠻好笑的XDDD                                            10/19 14:24
推 lightpisces:看 有夠好笑的 XDXDXDXDXDXDXD                        10/19 14:25
推 JayWind:有笑有推                                                10/19 14:26
推 wacow1106:加你媽個頭XDDDD                                       10/19 14:27
推 vista0722:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 14:28
推 globekiller:明明就是joke版XD                                    10/19 14:28
推 aillyson:k大文必推 XD                                           10/19 14:28
推 colyward:挖快笑死了                                             10/19 14:29
推 tatibana31:有笑有推....超好笑的....                             10/19 14:30
→ loginmc:老婆:油槍給我我自己加還比較省                           10/19 14:30
推 ericsucfu:超級好笑XDDDDDD                                       10/19 14:31
推 ben3683:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 Sexjoke版 崩  10/19 14:31
推 tchialen:XD                                                     10/19 14:31
推 snowcool:原po賺很大XD                                           10/19 14:32
推 zccxccc:太好笑了                                                10/19 14:33
推 timmylee:快笑死了                                               10/19 14:33
推 vista0722:===============NANA逃過了一劫=======================  10/19 14:33
推 omi66:崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩                                         10/19 14:34
推 stellaorz:xDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         10/19 14:35
推 JoshBeckeet:XD                                                  10/19 14:36
推 jjj1004:雖然笑別人的糗事不好 我還是笑了                         10/19 14:37
推 ming295:超好笑!!推                                            10/19 14:38
推 uen:崩崩崩我也要加油誰要給我加!!                                10/19 14:39
推 MAYBE2007:我笑到流眼淚了 XDDDDDDD                               10/19 14:39
推 falling555:        為啥我覺得原PO很可憐 = ="                    10/19 14:40
噓 victoryss:================都爆了還不補一篇!===================  10/19 14:40
推 ShadowLady:wow版沒遇到 卻在西斯版看到 嘖嘖                      10/19 14:41
推 linhunk:hahahahaah                                              10/19 14:44
推 kuzalid:乾...好笑極了                                           10/19 14:44
推 tsawtin:XD                                                      10/19 14:45
推 w111407:XDDDDDDDDD                                              10/19 14:45
推 cccc7862:XDDDDDD                                                10/19 14:45
推 ha0118:笑的肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   10/19 14:45
推 kimfatt:幹你娘 超好笑的 XDDD 推                                 10/19 14:46
噓 iam4v45:老婆:明天換間加油站就好了                               10/19 14:46
推 Smile365Day:XD                                                  10/19 14:47
推 xupmc:XDDDDDDDDD                                                10/19 14:47
推 lunasaki:好白爛XXDDDD                                           10/19 14:48
推 gjj22622:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩              10/19 14:48
推 forerun:崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩                                       10/19 14:48
噓 d101477:再爆一次吧!!XDD 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩!!!!!                  10/19 14:49
推 hitsay:好好笑                                                   10/19 14:49
推 Cashin:乾 超好笑的                                              10/19 14:50
推 d101477:爆!!!???                                                10/19 14:50
推 earny:那就再爆一次囉                                            10/19 14:51
推 handsamjoy:崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩                                    10/19 14:51
推 klovek36:太好笑了 幹                                            10/19 14:51
推 napgp:媽呀太好笑了XDD                                           10/19 14:55
→ wst2080:老公:明天會有別台車跑來加油喔~...XD                     10/19 14:55
推 Shinn826:走錯版..(?)                                            10/19 14:56
→ tony70721:剛剛看到就可回文..老婆:那我要去換別間加油站囉         10/19 14:56
推 mahy:優文~優文                                                  10/19 14:57
推 Aaronwei:有笑有推                                               10/19 14:57
推 lifepasser:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    10/19 14:57
推 complication:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩    10/19 14:58
推 wchf8:挖勒~  我笑了~                                            10/19 14:59
推 dkjolihi: 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩          10/19 15:00
推 CKMalone:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩  10/19 15:02
噓 XiNiu:喜優文XDDD崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩    10/19 15:02
推 genefan:100分!!!!                                               10/19 15:02
推 deamon118:我笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                           10/19 15:02
推 DELETE001:幾霸婚~                                               10/19 15:03
→ mphstw:SOD 企劃人員? 新題材                                    10/19 15:03
推 hikki52:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        10/19 15:04
推 rfireptt:這裡是WOW版嗎  XD                                      10/19 15:04
→ deamon118:XD看完後還跑去WOW版挖K大的文出來看  一整個笑到不行    10/19 15:05
推 templar44:幹 西斯有救了                                         10/19 15:06
推 jiashyan:超插滴的         崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩   10/19 15:06
推 smile75:我在喝飲料勒  笑到噴出來XDDDD                           10/19 15:06
推 mouse810:K大................                                    10/19 15:07
推 legbig:晚上有新腳色玩了                                         10/19 15:07
噓 victoryss:原PO在WOW的17966 出師表改編 太強大了XDDDD             10/19 15:08
推 chunlin05:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      10/19 15:08
推 canada:讓我想到上次去加油站 我說加70 結果給我加96  剛好滿 X的   10/19 15:09
推 JackaLMeI:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 之後有去跪算盤嗎                        10/19 15:09
推 mouse810:難怪她常常都想去練習刷卡 (默默                         10/19 15:10
推 greg7575:                                                       10/19 15:10
推 quiet:那你老婆怎麼沒有強制加油?                                 10/19 15:10
推 BEA5A5D5:擠霸昏                                                 10/19 15:11
推 wezsystem:齁~你完了~把這種只有兩個人知道的事情公諸於世~XDDDDDD  10/19 15:11
→ canada:加油員:對不起,我射太快                                  10/19 15:12
推 garnett05:幹 快笑死                                             10/19 15:12
※ 編輯: kurtc           來自: 118.161.137.108      (10/19 15:13)
→ hondaygrace:油腔滑掉...加到別台車子的油了                       10/19 15:13
→ hondaygrace:k大: 你這台是裕隆中古車  我的油只能加在BENZ         10/19 15:15
推 babaluu:超好笑                                                  10/19 15:15
推 duckhuai:超好笑 XD                                              10/19 15:16
推 liaox:笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                  10/19 15:16
推 s174:太好笑                                                     10/19 15:18

忘了講  當晚我說加油站倒了之後  老婆好幾天都對我很冷淡  而且再也不玩
角色扮演的遊戲了  最後還是不是敗在我的油槍之下  哼哼..
※ 編輯: kurtc           來自: 118.161.137.108      (10/19 15:20)
推 zaritatsai:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  10/19 15:21
→ victoryss:續集!續集!續集!續集!續集!續集!續集!續集!續集!續集!    10/19 15:21
推 tsming:你實在太白爛了XDDDDDDDDDDD                               10/19 15:21
→ zaritatsai:原PO一定不只這個梗XD                                 10/19 15:22
推 mouse810:他的文章一直都很有梗(無誤                              10/19 15:23
推 BoAstala:你真的太好笑了吧 無言 XD                               10/19 15:23
推 bwebwe:K大溫馨文(無誤) 必推啊!!!  哈哈哈哈                      10/19 15:24
推 hikki52:推原po超白爛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD              10/19 15:26
推 Swashbuckler:已經沒有優文制了怎麼還有人要噓文洗優文==         10/19 15:26
推 DM1984:有笑有推                                                 10/19 15:27
推 thuchung:甜蜜給推...XD                                          10/19 15:30
推 pkkim:我還第一次聽到這種組合的角色扮演XDD 推好文!!              10/19 15:31
推 GULIGU:你從WOW版逃到這邊來   要講一下啊~                        10/19 15:33
推 C2D:中出後,小姐你車在漏油喔!                                  10/19 15:33
推 bluesky2:加你媽個頭! 真豪邁阿!                                  10/19 15:33
→ canada:崩崩崩是不是因為車子已經有好幾年沒使用了?                10/19 15:33
推 aidsaids:幹  爆笑了  崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩              10/19 15:34
推 suegi:「這位太太不好意思  加油站已經倒很久了喔..」XDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 15:35
推 tomriddle45:我推                                                10/19 15:36
→ icemanjp:BOW BOW BOW                                            10/19 15:37
→ canada:噗噗噗                                                   10/19 15:38
推 cossintan:新梗來了 有笑有推                                    10/19 15:39
推 yanjack22:BOW BOW BOW BOW !!!!                                  10/19 15:40
推 iamsky:哭哭心痛了                                               10/19 15:41
推 AresMars:我笑翻了XD                                             10/19 15:42
推 dearyl:版標有梗了                                               10/19 15:43
推 peain:看了這篇文章, 這樣子怎麼去加油站加油..                    10/19 15:44
推 pinsaun:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           10/19 15:44
推 elva781103:靠杯  笑死我了  哈哈哈哈                             10/19 15:45
推 completist:XDDD                                                 10/19 15:45
推 Hugh314:有笑有推 :D                                            10/19 15:46
推 nafiwburman:男生去加油會有士官長陰影..                          10/19 15:47
推 blurdream:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                              10/19 15:47
推 Rubyfish:幹~~~~我快笑死了XDDDDD                                 10/19 15:47
→ canada:我承認我當過加油員                                       10/19 15:48
推 ohya74921:JOKE板有人推...老婆;那我只好換加油站了   XDDDDDDDDD  10/19 15:48
推 m911001:有笑有推                                                10/19 15:49
推 Scorpio777:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             10/19 15:49
→ whoknows:給箭頭,沒笑                                           10/19 15:51
推 esla:是k大,快拜~~沒想到K大轉戰西斯了                           10/19 15:52
推 ericvvvb:太讚了                                                 10/19 15:52
推 blindlove:推這篇XD   快笑死了   崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩               10/19 15:53
→ canada:加到流出來,女騎士臉都快綠了                             10/19 15:53
推 lovecamp:神人  肯定SOD要來跟原po取材                            10/19 15:53
推 allforyour2:WOW沒玩 要來轉戰西斯版了嗎XDDDD                     10/19 15:56
推 k168842001:有笑有推!                                            10/19 15:56
推 chancying:有笑有推XDDD                                          10/19 15:56
推 moby0510:超經典!!純推公狗與母臘腸XDDD                           10/19 15:57
推 pandaboy:好好笑 XD                                              10/19 15:57
推 gfkotomo:K大必推                                                10/19 15:59
推 neostyle:早知道不上課看了!                                      10/19 15:59
推 org277:幹~~有笑有推!!                                           10/19 16:00
→ canada:k大老婆如果知道性事被po在西斯版會怎樣?                   10/19 16:03
推 aerith0530:崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩   加油站倒了~~XD                   10/19 16:03
推 jo6xup6:幹   加妳媽個頭   我笑了XDDDDDDDDD                      10/19 16:03
推 linmeng:有笑有推                                                10/19 16:03
推 GagaMonkey:欸?…我左轉又右轉的來回確認這裡不是哇嗚版啊@▽@"    10/19 16:04
推 liDong:幹 好好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 16:07
推 wjh1629:有笑有推xD||                                            10/19 16:07
噓 lucky0509:canada:k大老婆如果知道性事被po在西斯版會怎樣?         10/19 16:07
推 v931011:...笑了...其實它應該轉笨版或JOKE(驚!?)                  10/19 16:08
推 vivi507:XD 我以為我來錯版了                                     10/19 16:08
推 antherny750:給他爆!!                                            10/19 16:09
推 lucky0509:剛剛紅明顯    補推                                    10/19 16:09
推 bigbird33:XDDDDDDDDD                                            10/19 16:10
推 esla:基本上,要是k大老婆知道ptt的存在,他應該會變大漢溪的浮屍了   10/19 16:10
推 Cryptopsy:哈哈哈XXDD                                            10/19 16:10
推 pili014:有笑有推                                                10/19 16:11
→ canada:大漢溪在我家附近說,如果我看到會對他敬禮                 10/19 16:11
推 mkopoi:超好笑~~                                                 10/19 16:12
推 OPPOPOP:目前動態:中顆水球                                       10/19 16:14
→ OPPOPOP:借轉                                                    10/19 16:14
推 ElvesDaniel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我啦...  10/19 16:14
※ OPPOPOP:轉錄至看板 StupidClown                                  10/19 16:15
推 playaaa0955:WOW板的K大又跑來啦~老婆一定還在國外厚~              10/19 16:15
推 harman4275:這篇該去笨版吧                                       10/19 16:18
推 ilovelucy:XD                                                    10/19 16:18
推 evilpoa:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                10/19 16:19
推 wwa928:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩    10/19 16:20
推 bigmimi:我笑翻了                                                10/19 16:20
推 allensua:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         10/19 16:21
推 iamkingking:《目前動態》中四顆水球!!                            10/19 16:22
推 y2ktommy:XDDDDDD                                                10/19 16:22
推 iroiyagami:哭么  好好笑 XDDD                                    10/19 16:23
推 jemc1905:推推                                                   10/19 16:26
推 hsinyuet:西斯已慢慢變成了笑話板了...                            10/19 16:27
推 XDboy:一看文筆馬上就知道是誰了XD                                10/19 16:29
推 ypla:XDDDDDDDDDD                                                10/19 16:30
推 mcroplet:笑死我了,加油站倒很久了.想起我以前在加油站打工遇到一   10/19 16:32
推 gary67:有笑有推                                                 10/19 16:32
→ mcroplet:正妹來加油,最後送了十幾盒面紙給他,結果站長清點說怎麼   10/19 16:32
→ mcroplet:面紙少那麼多,結果我就被調到機動了                      10/19 16:33
推 FoxMulder520:實在太好笑了啊~~                                   10/19 16:34
推 alumeya:這也太真實了 有笑有推                                   10/19 16:35
推 im5566:幹~我笑到鄰居都來抗議了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 16:35
推 BlastPanther:K大出品.必屬好文                                   10/19 16:35
推 a0952864901:靠妖超北攬的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          10/19 16:36
推 klinmmm:有笑有推                                                10/19 16:36
推 woajw:幾霸婚                                                    10/19 16:37
推 downhill:啾斯~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(渦輪洩壓聲...)                 10/19 16:38
推 inmoking:GJ~!!!  我也要用這招回敬我馬子                         10/19 16:38
推 gameking16:XD                                                   10/19 16:38
推 forests:k大 推推推                                              10/19 16:39
推 lversonYA:笑死啦                                                10/19 16:39
推 ricky0220:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩    10/19 16:40
推 mcroplet:老婆:我要喝98汽油 老公:我沒進98,只有柴油要嗎?          10/19 16:41
推 aizawafff:老婆:那換加油站好了。                                10/19 16:42
推 zoro1234:GJ                                                     10/19 16:43
推 nnd:!!!!超好笑!! GJ                                             10/19 16:44
推 sdhaha:GJ 超好笑                                                10/19 16:44
推 standinrain:現在狀態:中四顆水球                                10/19 16:44
推 TurtleBB:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     10/19 16:45
推 gto6221:好好笑!!!推拉!!!                                        10/19 16:45
推 colyward:加油,好嗎?                                           10/19 16:45
推 ALIEN50:K大從WOW跳來西斯了!                                    10/19 16:45
推 mphstw:請問 kurtc 跟WOW版有什麼關係 疑惑中                      10/19 16:45
推 biglarge:推                                                     10/19 16:46
推 mcroplet:老婆:你這的油槍有震動的嗎?老公:有的,但是要加5%服務費   10/19 16:46
推 PattyHou:XD                                                     10/19 16:47
推 timmyen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 16:49
推 ALIEN50:K大之前在WOW版有一串經典的老婆好文lol                   10/19 16:49
→ canada:要記得把油槍內的汽油滴乾淨                               10/19 16:49
推 joe12412:GOOD                                                   10/19 16:49
推 eric2099:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       10/19 16:50
→ canada:我都會遇到給我灑出來的                                   10/19 16:53
推 coolrichard:這篇實在級品~~今天最推                              10/19 16:54
推 CaLawrence:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                   10/19 16:54
推 Beunique:這是JOKE版嗎                                           10/19 16:54
推 ken76520:今日最好笑  哈哈哈哈哈                                 10/19 16:54
推 XP1:加油槍插錯地方了 那不是加油孔 那是排放孔                    10/19 16:55
推 mapple9:夫妻間有沒有需要那麼計較 多年後還要討回來XD             10/19 16:57
推 canada:相欠債,沒辦法                                           10/19 16:58
推 cloud7556:加油 好嗎?XD                                         10/19 17:01
推 DDR2:XD                                                         10/19 17:04
推 ferothy:從WOW來的鄉民推一個0.0                                  10/19 17:05
推 barrytwu:哈哈!                                                 10/19 17:05
推 mugenboy:吼!!!擠爸婚啦!!! 加油站倒了 XDDDD                      10/19 17:06
推 shiftdog:GOOD!!                                                 10/19 17:08
推 zyeats:推~超好笑                                                10/19 17:09
推 love0502me:XDDDDD                                               10/19 17:10
推 imiss0960:幹 笑死我拉 哈哈                                    10/19 17:11
推 odbc:  《目前動態》中六顆水球 .........XDDDDDDDDDD              10/19 17:13
推 howshaw:啊哈哈哈哈哈 啊哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈哈         10/19 17:14
推 a2156700:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        10/19 17:14
推 jackyzero:XD                                                    10/19 17:15
噓 DennyCrane:可以轉WoW板嗎? XD                                    10/19 17:16
推 y2ktommy:樓上要轉就轉...噓啥?                                   10/19 17:17
推 goash:這是WOW版嗎                                               10/19 17:19
推 brian76420:妻管嚴沒關係的!!加油~~~不過加油站的梗我很喜歡XD      10/19 17:21
推 stevo8968:溫馨                                                  10/19 17:21
推 kingfoolish:激歡樂XD                                            10/19 17:21
→ newjedi:超好笑的啦                                              10/19 17:22
推 kevin31a2:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     10/19 17:23
推 horace1207:好溫馨...XD                                          10/19 17:27
推 wilbur15nov:轉WOW版會被桶吧= =                                  10/19 17:30
推 kevinpoeer:有笑有推XD                                           10/19 17:31
推 play123:幹  有笑道  幫推                                        10/19 17:36
→ kurtc:剛剛人在玩ps3  結果一回來一堆水球 想轉就轉去吧..T.T       10/19 17:36
推 waqw:XDDDDDDD                                                   10/19 17:37
推 justwin:幹 太白爛了XD 你老婆沒讓你一個月不進房門嗎? XD          10/19 17:38
推 WilliamXZ:笑死我啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~               10/19 17:42
推 airwun:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩       10/19 17:43
推 robart:有笑有推 XDDD                                            10/19 17:43
推 kowaco:XD                                                       10/19 17:44
→ mymars:請問你去南港要回帳號了嗎???                              10/19 17:50
推 Melson:XD                                                       10/19 17:57
推 TKWdEmoN:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             10/19 18:02
推 holargod:炸裂                                                   10/19 18:03
→ webbkiller:兒子出來跪主機板(疑?                                 10/19 18:07
推 hsien1105:溫馨 歡樂 西施板 (疑)                                 10/19 18:11
推 ShawnJustin:XXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了                          10/19 18:13
推 likeman:  溫馨 歡樂 西施版 (疑)   加油站倒很久了 有哀怨...      10/19 18:14
推 a78a78:XDDD                                                     10/19 18:17
推 oooomygod:有笑有推                                              10/19 18:23
推 firerooney:幹...我真的笑到爆了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       10/19 18:23
推 jeff781217:原來還有加油站扮演可以用..........                   10/19 18:24
推 smt963:崩崩崩崩崩崩~                                            10/19 18:25
推 ryu057:加你媽個頭  我不要玩這麼變態的遊戲了  這根本是心理變態!  10/19 18:25
推 dl123:工讀生:小姐 妳的加油孔比較大 所以油氣有點外洩...          10/19 18:26
推 littleblack5:我還以為我走道笨版..                               10/19 18:28
推 secrets:這個實在太好笑了~XXXXDDDDDD                             10/19 18:29
推 dbkc:這個要推啊 XDDDD                                           10/19 18:30
推 charly780712:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             10/19 18:30
推 cs6315:西斯版首推也是給K大了...太猛了                           10/19 18:32
推 flymyfinger:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩  10/19 18:33
→ Frodera:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       10/19 18:35
推 finalx:===================顧慮一下加油站工讀生的感受好嗎======  10/19 18:38
推 x076235:超好笑                                                  10/19 18:41
推 kuoying:金北七XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      10/19 18:43
推 haniah:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD   10/19 18:44
推 ericsg:哈哈哈~看第二次還是很好笑                                10/19 18:47
推 wolfx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD K大你真是個人才到哪都屌        10/19 18:48
推 withfrog:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 10/19 18:55
推 GameDemon:武告北爛                                              10/19 18:57
推 QooIKIA:哈哈哈哈哈                                              10/19 18:57
推 RonDennis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         10/19 19:01
推 Lonshaus:真的很好笑 有機會來玩看看XD                            10/19 19:05
推 REOTZ:好文~超好笑~~蹦蹦蹦                                       10/19 19:05
推 kjes924308:超幹笑!!!推了啊!!                                    10/19 19:08
推 yes2009:推你的文章,但請你不要裝可愛。幾歲的人了,哼哼什麼      10/19 19:08
→ yes2009:你並不是長不大的小孩,你看看你的香腸油槍已經皺黑了 ^_<  10/19 19:09
推 myfriend309:西斯不死阿!!!!!!                                    10/19 19:09
推 tony0919:超好笑                                                 10/19 19:12
推 johnnykao:很白爛又爆笑                                          10/19 19:15
推 caps5416:幹太好笑了                                             10/19 19:17
推 Hartmann:大推,超好笑∼                                         10/19 19:17
推 mina0627:可以轉笨版啦~XD                                        10/19 19:21
推 THELEE:XDDDDDDDDD   你真狠!                                     10/19 19:22
推 TiauEX:有笑有推!!                                               10/19 19:23
→ TiauEX:搞的好像在笨版推文@@                                     10/19 19:23
推 inwuge:推推                                                     10/19 19:26
推 kennethnono:老婆大人該不會是........... yes2009  ????           10/19 19:26
推 AriesC:哈哈哈哈哈  幾霸婚                                       10/19 19:28
推 arrakis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      10/19 19:33
推 b90738:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               10/19 19:36
推 nayayo:難不成 yes2xx9跟原po 是結髮夫妻?!                        10/19 19:36
推 MTal:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                             10/19 19:43
推 bkm1:XDDDDD                                                     10/19 19:46
推 loaw:果然是油槍滑調                                             10/19 19:47
推 watashiD:看兩次還是很好笑XDD                                    10/19 19:47
推 daniel90065:幾爸婚XD                                            10/19 19:47
推 saedn:看到最後才知是 k大出手...  太強了...  神人呀 >//<         10/19 19:49
推 bug001:感覺你沒魔獸玩後就在各大版游走....(辛苦了)               10/19 19:50
推 RockChicken:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩                          10/19 19:51
推 BOWU:超好笑,笑翻了XD                                           10/19 19:52
推 qwe801031:沒想到K大跑到這了 囧 不過真的很好笑XD                 10/19 19:58
推 urzas:夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDD                                         10/19 20:00
推 arrakis:板標了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                10/19 20:03
推 dacapo:大推阿!!! 好久沒新梗                                     10/19 20:09
→ dacapo:君子報仇十年不晚阿 科科科科                              10/19 20:11
推 nkbd:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       10/19 20:11
推 riker729:從wow轉戰sex啦!                                        10/19 20:12
推 skylikewater:連4v45都噓了本篇肯定是優文!                       10/19 20:13
推 bawnobody:西斯好文!!!                                           10/19 20:16
推 dkchronos:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         10/19 20:21
推 chiangmh:...                                                    10/19 20:22
推 mercury1011:........                                            10/19 20:23
推 zetafera:這應該貼在笨版 XDDD                                    10/19 20:23
推 a908350614:你們夫妻生活應該挺合諧的XDDDD                        10/19 20:24
推 DeltaEcho:太好笑了.....不過我比較擔心會開始厭倦女方說...@@      10/19 20:28
推 ePaper:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 20:31
推 vul3co:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑~~                        10/19 20:34
推 stoudemire:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩                           10/19 20:35
推 axyl:超好笑的                                                   10/19 20:35
推 terix:k大準備攻佔批踢各大熱門看板了嗎 囧                        10/19 20:44
推 nuriko0207:好笑XDDDD  西斯首推                                  10/19 20:50
推 bigbigword:我之前去加油 一個新手妹妹不會弄還邊說"怎麼插不進去"  10/19 20:55
推 bowenwin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         10/19 20:56
→ estupid:XD                                                      10/19 21:03
推 yuyupig:倒的好啊                                                10/19 21:06
推 barry1027gg:真有意思阿                                          10/19 21:07
推 kylie7073:超好笑!!                                              10/19 21:08
推 ladoris:加油站已經倒很久了喔XDDD   K大的西斯文跟魔獸文都好好看  10/19 21:08
推 idkwts174:幾霸婚                                                10/19 21:13
→ anikiwasami:夭壽喔...整個推文都在崩...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    10/19 21:18
推 HITECC:優質                                                     10/19 21:19
推 icoann:超優質的這篇XD                                           10/19 21:24
推 peterman167:K大不打wow 跑來這邊了喔                             10/19 21:26
推 drhkc:幾霸婚                                                    10/19 21:27
推 AirSupply:幹有夠好笑....                                        10/19 21:28
推 Joybook5000:GOOD                                                10/19 21:29
推 einard666:倒了XDDDD                                             10/19 21:31
推 A2P169:超爆笑  大推!!                                           10/19 21:33
推 sunluna:加油站倒了 怎麼辦!!                                     10/19 21:36
推 cavalier206:XDDDDDD                                             10/19 21:39
→ Dfgs:有很好笑嗎QQ                                               10/19 21:43
推 T0T:車子開過來了嗎???這裡最好笑XDDDD                            10/19 21:48
推 hor:難得好笑到想推文                                            10/19 21:50
推 Ace12345x:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       10/19 21:51
推 davidou:GJ  我笑好久                                            10/19 21:53
推 lpiglet:我要轉去WOW版XDDD                                       10/19 21:58
推 yehmd:超好笑XDDDD                                               10/19 21:59
推 ChronoGate:這個...難道不是怕老婆的k大嗎?!(joke版回流人orz)      10/19 22:02
推 ChrisBear:快笑死了XDDDDDDDD                                     10/19 22:02
推 bigballs:我一直對著螢幕傻笑...                                  10/19 22:05
推 monzuki:崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩...                                    10/19 22:07
推 ioopoo:幹 原po好幽默XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 簽名檔也不錯XDDDDDDDDDDD    10/19 22:07
推 atlaswhz:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩  10/19 22:12
推 kdhs21: QUIT WOW 進軍 SEX   ??                                  10/19 22:12
推 kent550079:WOW板來朝聖                                          10/19 22:15
推 RogerD:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD                                       10/19 22:16
推 NoCanDo:你老婆的油箱有沒有20L?                                 10/19 22:17
推 xgodtw:崩 崩 崩 嘎了gaygay 崩 崩 崩 嘎了gaygay                  10/19 22:18
推 n7810924:要換個油槍試試看                                       10/19 22:29
推 mijawang:哈哈 後勁好強唷~~                                      10/19 22:31
推 alotofjeff:XD...真好笑                                          10/19 22:32
推 hung780502:有笑有推                                             10/19 22:38
推 huan770717:近期最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    10/19 22:46
推 uuma:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩   10/19 22:46
推 BG666:媽阿  超好笑                                              10/19 22:46
噓 jbcc0315:你加油會把油槍一直抽插嗎??                             10/19 22:57
推 extasyvonne:太好笑了XDDD~~~崩 崩 崩 崩~Boom!!XDD                10/19 22:58
推 wenling211:超好笑的啦!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     10/19 23:00
推 mimikstar:幹..還蠻好笑的.. 我改天也來仿效一下XDDD               10/19 23:02
推 frank123ya:把麻   瑪麻在崩崩崩崩崩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!               10/19 23:03
推 undeathelf:加油站倒了XD 陽痿?                                   10/19 23:08
推 seeinsky:哈哈哈,笑扁                                           10/19 23:10
推 TaigerWang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    10/19 23:11
推 mingtejhi:幹  倒很久了超靠北 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                     10/19 23:12
推 kusakapt:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/19 23:14
→ kusakapt:夏日的誤會XDDDD                                        10/19 23:14
→ kusakapt:崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩  10/19 23:15
推 snowyba:XDDDDDDDDD                                              10/19 23:15
推 justlasai:戳中我笑點了                                          10/19 23:16
推 jho52106:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩  10/19 23:16
推 fjujon:XD                                                       10/19 23:17
推 HornyDragon:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩  10/19 23:18
推 wgs:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 潰    10/19 23:18
推 retry:XDXDXDXD...先生你走錯板了哦,這裡是SEX板                   10/19 23:20
推 pan46:XD                                                        10/19 23:20
→ littleblack5:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUJ_DMjZ4gc
         10/19 23:23
→ littleblack5:↑↑下次可以試看看...說不定結局會不一樣            10/19 23:24
推 ccab99:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               10/19 23:31
推 markov:K大是WOW玩家 他在那的文章不少 K大這篇也可以轉到婚姻版喔  10/19 23:38
推 madcloud:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         10/19 23:38
推 a28829424:幹你回去玩wow啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        10/19 23:38
推 f7811202002:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩  10/19 23:46
推 FreecssGing:幹超好笑的XDDDD  笑翻了                             10/19 23:46
推 milliard1208:笑死我了                                           10/19 23:49
推 ft5hb297:董雌 搭雌 董雌 搭雌 董雌 搭雌 董雌 搭庛                10/19 23:52
推 justice00s:有創意,夠噱頭!                                     10/19 23:53
推 kis28519:XD                                                     10/19 23:57
推 zz59743p6:囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧 囧    10/19 23:57
推 phs5222:XDDDDD                                                  10/19 23:57
推 sorceleu:超爆笑的                                               10/19 23:59
推 inyei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/20 00:00
推 cccmar:幹K大還不快回鍋  跑來這PO什麼爆笑文啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/20 00:04
推 down:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩   10/20 00:04
推 whatkid:崩 崩 崩 崩                                             10/20 00:06
推 TxKxZeke:K大快拜~~                                              10/20 00:07
推 kibest:有笑有推                                                 10/20 00:14
推 nicolechoutw:真的很爆笑XD                                       10/20 00:15
推 chongwen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                        10/20 00:16
推 lonely30215:以為自己進錯版...還重新確認  真的是西斯版阿!!!      10/20 00:18
噓 ByronX:幫優文                                                   10/20 00:19
推 shyshyan:補回來 !!!                                             10/20 00:21
推 lattenight:有笑有推~ XD                                         10/20 00:22
→ Vancefl:XD                                                      10/20 00:23
推 jacky1990b:這是JOKE板嗎? XD                                     10/20 00:24
推 agunnm:     好笑                                                10/20 00:27
推 lovesanji:油槍口好好笑.想說要怎麼接呢!! 真厲害XD                10/20 00:28
推 ByronX:太好笑了 XDD                                             10/20 00:29
推 losage:E04超好笑                                                10/20 00:32
推 pon0306:XD~K大你太爆笑了阿!                                     10/20 00:33
推 light20735:XD真好笑                                             10/20 00:37
推 love0502me:幫優文那位是太久沒上PTT了嗎XDDD                      10/20 00:43
推 ByronX:對吼..沒優文了~~                                         10/20 00:56
推 lovekwen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            10/20 00:57
推 chenCT:借轉....                                                 10/20 01:07
推 ivypig27:哈~真的太好笑了~                                       10/20 01:09
推 aven01:幾霸分!                                                  10/20 01:17
推 ken010107:滿分                                                  10/20 01:26
推 v78203:超好笑 XD                                                10/20 01:28
推 yuan1124:笑到洨都流出來了XD                                     10/20 01:31
推 Epmetheus:K大必推 XD                                            10/20 01:34
推 Fron:imba!!                                                     10/20 01:45
推 muzowdi:K大大趕快回鍋WOW吧                                      10/20 01:54
推 Dvc:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         10/20 02:01
推 leon0815:WOW版在等你的滋潤阿                                    10/20 02:11
推 k5a:有笑有推!                                                  10/20 02:18
推 Kengalin:我半夜笑到頭撞到床頭 = ="                              10/20 02:23
推 green76860:真的超好笑                                           10/20 02:25
推 frentzenlee:幹 半夜要忍住不笑很難過的 XDDDDDDD                  10/20 02:26
※ drizzt3032:轉錄至看板 NCUIM95                                   10/20 03:03
推 ky301:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩        10/20 03:12
推 ize:XD                                                          10/20 03:16
推 DeonBon:這篇超讚XD                                              10/20 03:38
推 menedol:(笑到炸掉)XD                                            10/20 05:51
推 adolphjong:看到一半覺得這麼熟的風格  抬頭一看果然是K大...       10/20 06:17
→ adolphjong:害我瞬間以為我在WOW版啊 XDDD                         10/20 06:18
推 kidkenyen:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩    10/20 06:47
推 jamesyang:K大快去南港  崩崩崩崩崩                               10/20 06:51
推 hn85017889:朝聖   傳說中的 懼妻者 k大                           10/20 08:14
推 des1267:這不是山口山的懼妻者K大嗎?!XD                           10/20 09:21
推 Lamu:XDDDD  真是清新健康的西斯文......^_^                       10/20 10:03
推 c70192:XD                                                       10/20 10:05
推 chevalierxd:好笑                                                10/20 10:15
推 Pasyou:哈哈哈~這個好笑                                          10/20 10:49
推 BS1017:XDDDDDDDDD                                               10/20 10:54
推 ykristy:幹 笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDD                                 10/20 11:34
→ tkucuh:不玩wow,改玩sex嗎?                                      10/20 11:41
※ noIDuse:轉錄至某隱形看板                                        10/20 11:59
推 KapaJan:看到這個ID 我不禁雙腳一軟 跪了下來 (以為來到WOW版       10/20 12:41
推 ll1:這不就是QUIT WOW的那個人嗎..                                10/20 13:58
推 howar31:崩崩崩 K大根本沒Quit過呀xD  崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩  10/20 14:13
推 henrytsai:崩崩崩 超好笑的啦XDDDDD                               10/20 14:56
推 KBchen:笑超久的阿阿阿阿                                         10/20 15:39
推 nicenick:淦 狂笑...                                             10/20 15:46
推 loesoo: 看到這個ID 我不禁雙腳一軟 跪了下來 (以為來到WOW版       10/20 15:58
推 UnStopAble:看到這個id...                                        10/20 16:00
推 Feather025:有笑有推啊XDDD                                       10/20 16:19
推 a2364983:想要找更多的可以去WOW板查原PO 很多XD                   10/20 16:33
→ a2364983:另外 崩崩崩 影音版本 http://0rz.tw/LHkyd               10/20 16:41
推 a2364983:回鍋很多次的糟糕版本 http://0rz.tw/e6tvs               10/20 16:47
推 christen0204:看到這個ID 我不禁雙腳一軟 跪了下來                 10/20 16:57
推 fatsologo:我以為走到WOW版                                       10/20 17:12
推 jrxcombine:有笑有推                                             10/20 17:32
推 wazabi:XD                                                       10/20 17:49
推 TrueX67:人氣超過WOW!! K大果然超猛~~~ (((笑到停不下~~            10/20 17:54
→ Keiichi:加油前要先熄火                                          10/20 17:58
推 ZincSaga:我來朝聖了 崩崩崩崩崩崩                                10/20 19:35
推 faust4:me也來朝聖了,K大快去南港吧                               10/20 19:49
推 rickykidd:k大 推推                                              10/20 20:33
→ ADR:好好笑...                                                   10/20 21:35
推 jacksunexe:幹 我走錯板了 本日最就可啊!!!                        10/20 21:37
推 syvia1026:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/20 21:38
推 cico325:唱糟糕版本的歌手是大塚愛                                10/20 21:42
推 MissFei: 這裡真的不是 就克嗎?XDDDDD笑死了!                      10/20 21:46
推 limingbalm:這裡不一直是就可版嗎? XDDDDDDDDD                     10/20 22:38
推 linrichard:加你媽個頭 真有趣                                    10/20 22:42
推 mkod:好笑                                                       10/20 22:45
推 ztc5132:崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩 崩                              10/20 22:52
推 yanziashin:快笑死了  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/20 22:52
推 ampeial:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    10/20 23:12
推 pop31322003:加油站已經倒很久了喔..哈哈哈                        10/20 23:42
推 qwaszxc:我笑了XD                                                10/21 00:08
→ coolchian:XDDDD                                                 10/21 00:20
推 Poleaxe:幹  XD                                                  10/21 00:21
推 al1l1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                10/21 00:32
推 supercall:哈~ 小姐 你有中信卡嗎 XD                              10/21 00:44
※ qq799858:轉錄至看板 CSMU-HSA96                                  10/21 00:59
推 Ertha:                                                          10/21 01:22
推 sakeru:看到K大 只能推了~~ WOW在等妳回歸                         10/21 03:37
推 RanBryant:幹!笑爆了我 我以為走錯版了                            10/21 08:27
推 qn: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        10/21 09:19
推 kevinhuang:這位太太不好意思  加油站已經倒很久了喔..             10/21 12:30
推 ibulondong:笑死了                                               10/21 13:56
推 kaijaydp:笑爆了XDDD 先生不好意思,那不是油孔是鑰匙孔...         10/21 14:35
推 Kobeisbest:真是幽默                                             10/21 14:50
推 intoyouforgo:超好笑XD                                           10/21 15:45
推 david1024:經典!!!!!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈                               10/21 16:24
推 bluelake702:哈哈哈哈~~~理智斷裂的老婆沒有對你硬上嗎?            10/21 17:16
推 gamelife:這不是WOW版的K大嗎!!                                   10/21 18:11
→ puwo:怕老婆的K大..趕快回WOW喔..南港智XD再等著您呢               10/21 19:17
推 leozheng:靠 超爆笑的 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                   10/21 20:52
推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/21 22:23
推 a22919042:=======================朝聖=========================  10/21 22:55
推 chmilk:好好笑+1                                                 10/21 23:03
推 soulknight:超好笑 ...                                           10/21 23:11
推 vendock:朝聖                                                    10/22 00:47
推 seavoo:還以為我跑到WOW版0.0                                     10/22 02:15
推 mingshin:居然是K大耶XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我也以為我到WOW版            10/22 02:23
→ lucas01:推這篇拉 男人就要有尊嚴                                 10/22 03:47
→ sardine:哈哈哈哈!!!  你們真是恩愛阿  XDD                        10/22 04:02
推 ru04ul4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/22 08:32
推 ymjh60708:幹 超好笑阿XDDDDD                                     10/22 08:46
推 Acction:小姐對不起  本加油站剛好沒油了 ...                      10/22 11:23
推 a78544521:超好笑...XD                                           10/22 12:47
推 AndC:來朝聖+1  K大 WOW需要你阿~                                 10/22 21:22
推 samshi:XDDDDDD                                                  10/22 22:01
噓 lovetyrano:幫優                                                 10/23 07:58
→ lovetyrano:靠 怎現在看不到優文哩                                10/23 07:58
推 lovetyrano:補推                                                 10/23 08:00
推 ru04ul4:love大lag很久,見sysop版                                10/23 21:48
推 fish0530:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                    10/25 16:31
推 shintz:哈哈哈哈哈哈 原來是這樣阿                                10/26 10:00
推 susanoo:崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩                                        10/27 22:45
推 Hazel0906:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     10/28 23:15
推 noonecan:幹機掰  超好笑的啦                                     11/04 03:05
推 killmejohn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            11/06 18:22
推 Alan655:來朝聖的..超好笑XDDD                                    11/13 09:54
推 PCgay:                  ◢████████████◤▏          11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:                ◢◤____◢◤____◢◤____◢◤╱            11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:              ◢◤╱  ◢◤╱  ◢◤╱  ◢◤╱              11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:            ◢████◤╱  ◢████◤╱                11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:          ◢◤▏    ▕╱  ▕______◢◤╱                  11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:        ◢◤╱ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄          ◢◤╱                    11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:      ◢◤╱   ◢████◤▏ ◢◤╱                      11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:    ◢◤╱   ◢◤____◢◤╱ ◢◤╱                        11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:  ◢◤╱   ◢◤╱  ◢◤╱ ◢◤╱                          11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:◢████████████◤╱                            11/23 05:37
→ PCgay:▏                      ▕╱                              11/23 05:37
推 sunnytutor:XDDDDDDDD ◢▆▅▄▃崩崩╰(〒皿〒)╯崩崩▃▄▅▇◣   11/25 22:28
推 knifemo:有笑有推                                                11/28 22:36
推 waterroom:大笑大推~                                             12/14 23:59
推 alex77619:朝聖~                                                 12/15 19:04
推 gsx7777777:這位太太不好意思  加油站已經倒很久了喔..             12/24 11:01
推 jaygotony:專業!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                      01/02 15:43
推 landattack:我笑了                                               01/09 23:57
推 cmk021:好久沒有笑到流眼淚了…                                   02/09 22:02
推 meanother:推!                                                   02/15 22:52
推 nomoneverdie:朝聖補推!                                         02/15 23:42
推 mick2147:朝聖補推                                               02/15 23:45
推 GiantGG:朝聖推                                                  02/15 23:47
推 Gipuli:朝聖推                                                   02/16 01:04
推 cat771126:賀!漫畫化!                                          02/16 01:50
推 brigand:朝聖推                                                  02/16 06:59
推 kjm1104:推啦                                                    08/08 00:01
→ darwin0711:好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              11/15 11:41
推 myukaka:XDDDDD                                                  01/09 22:53
推 a16331245:朝聖                                                  11/13 03:44
推 qq388:2012/11/13朝聖                                            11/13 12:34


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