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 作者  TSMCMTK (科技達人)                                           站內  sex 
 標題  [討論] 女友對你最變態的行為                                            
 時間  Sun Feb 19 15:15:16 2012                                               
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我還記得我以前大四的時候

那時候是交第二任女朋友 平時相處都很平淡

有一天我記得跟女友說讓她來玩個最瘋狂的事情

那天我永身難忘阿

我記得那天跟女友去旅館玩

女有趣情趣用品店買了四個大鎖把我的手和腳鎖在床邊

也就是說我人就像五馬分屍一樣躺在床上

整個完全沒辦法動作

女友就一直舔我的陰莖 跟我說要射出之前務必跟她說

雖然說整個相當的爽

不過我快要射出之前跟女友說 她竟然就停止不舔了

我整個精液卡在中間 要射也射不出來(根本沒辦法動)

大家應該都知道這種感覺 滿腦子整個快爆炸

我的表情女友一直笑說好好笑 我說拜託快點幫我弄出來

他就在舔一下 我整個原本倒退的精液才又衝了上來

她又不舔了 我整個腦袋快爆炸 身體會一直冒冷汗 這種感覺真的快死了

後來她竟然拿一本GRE的書 跟我說講對一個單子才能再舔一下

如果我夠厲害 就可以一直舔到射精 幹 偏偏英文又爛

精液卡在中間真的不行了 後來女友才把我解鎖

我馬上衝去廁所把已經軟掉流精液打出

大家有這種可怕的癖好的女友嗎?

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推 twchen2002:你幹麻把這件事在ptt說出來                            02/19 15:17
推 horseorange:你幹麼去廁所 這種狀態應該是換你把她鎖起來反虐吧 XD  02/19 15:18
推 WHD1445:   你幹麻把這件事在ptt說出來                            02/19 15:18
推 kyonkun:我怎麼覺得好歡樂喔 你女友還真忙 要幫你舔還要對答案      02/19 15:19
推 ACCnicho:  你幹嘛把這件事在ptt說出來  站內給我幫你反鎖起來報仇  02/19 15:20
→ liar5566:                                           打電話回報  02/19 15:20
推 voyhanxu:意圖使人背單字!                                        02/19 15:21
推 george1218:你怎麼不把她肛你的事說出來                           02/19 15:21
推 tonmeister:等你老了，攝護腺出問題的話，就是她要負責任的時候了~  02/19 15:22
推 jtrsp:這是變向的打而不射嗎?                                     02/19 15:30
推 et310:你女朋友好變態                                            02/19 15:38
推 forbefor:我先去背單字了                                         02/19 15:42
推 anthony10605:讀書中                                             02/19 15:45
推 bluto:     你幹嘛把這件事在ptt說出來 　　　　　 報仇是一定要的  02/19 15:46
推 ePaper:結論：這篇是勵志文                                       02/19 15:47
推 bernon:5樓甲甲                                                  02/19 15:50
推 dirk147862:我找到念英文的動力了!!!                              02/19 15:51
推 Dontco:.....我女友好像更變態  是不是該回文了                    02/19 15:52
推 icewindwu:你幹麻把這件事在ptt說出來,萬一老婆學了結果割掉我老二  02/19 15:52
→ GriefSeed:好棒的女友Q_Q 做愛還不忘督促你唸書                    02/19 15:52
→ fin628:這樣就變態 太弱!                                         02/19 15:58
推 gorhow:意圖使人背單字!                                          02/19 15:59
推 Takooni:GRE太靠北了XDD                                          02/19 16:01
→ scum5566:要是我 在解鎖的瞬間就衝上去姦她了                      02/19 16:03
推 phoenixhong:女友：公公  火山矽肺病怎麼拼???                     02/19 16:06
推 mfgboy:解鎖後 妳沒幹翻她                                        02/19 16:08
推 fujiiccl:Pnemonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis           02/19 16:08
推 Dix123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       02/19 16:10
推 nvalue:你是廣瀨康一嗎??                                         02/19 16:12
推 wu531:GRE  XDDDD                                                02/19 16:14
推 hitsukix:解鎖後你竟然沒幹她                                     02/19 16:15
推 amose999:XDDDDDDDDDD                                            02/19 16:18
推 otakururu:火山矽肺病wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww                            02/19 16:24
推 pantani:廣瀨康一                                                02/19 16:35
推 CHIH0205:我跑去辜狗"火山矽肺病"不過是Pne"u"monoultram.........  02/19 16:37
推 TKWdEmoN:解鎖後竟然沒幹爆她........                             02/19 16:57
推 tfoxboy:讀英文勒                                                02/19 17:15
推 qpmzqpmz:哈哈哈  笑死了 我下次要這樣                            02/19 17:17
推 aggressorX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你女友真變態                      02/19 17:21
推 newtoby:歐美關鍵字 ruined orgasm   日本關鍵字 不詳              02/19 17:21
→ newtoby:日本有這種片嗎?                                         02/19 17:21
推 rockslame:幹嘛幫sod想題材                                       02/19 17:51
噓 bestlove5566:不是把你懶叫給咬斷嗎?                              02/19 17:55
推 asaman99:我好像看過這種片子 家教老師嗎...                       02/19 18:01
推 woajw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      02/19 18:10
推 Hateson:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             02/19 18:11
推 tnksda:我怎麼想到九品芝麻官的橋段...............打我阿笨蛋      02/19 18:20
推 AirPenguin:她應該是報復心態  平常她都快高朝你就射               02/19 18:22
噓 yishuan0629:無聊                                                02/19 18:22
推 jason12308:意圖使人……背單字                                   02/19 18:47
推 d12d78:後來女友去當兵了嗎                                       02/19 18:48
推 ll35566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  02/19 18:58
噓 Laco5566:不只英文不好，連國文也...                              02/19 19:09
推 settier:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          02/19 19:10
推 rsshppp:火山矽肺病是陳子璇說的那個單字嗎？...劉毅英文等著原PO   02/19 19:25
推 qwer1988:=================一起來補英文囉=================       02/19 19:44
推 tawi:找到唸英文的動力+1                                         02/19 20:21
推 emia:GRE那段，我有笑                                            02/19 20:27
→ DareJ:好棒                                                      02/19 20:32
推 kimsuperkimo:如果是工科女友要你解PDE那就更刺激了                02/19 20:43
推 kiku2008:好好洨~~~~                                             02/19 21:13
推 activ:我決定把英文學好了.....                                   02/19 21:19
推 rsy:這喬段還不錯~~夠情趣!!!                                     02/19 21:48
推 SKlee:超好笑的啦 如果姐pde就更刺激了XDD                         02/19 22:18
推 cute1314:意圖使人背單字XD                                       02/19 22:35
推 s910:我考完到現在只記得Dispicable = =                           02/19 23:50
推 PUPUYU:哈哈哈還要對答案我要笑死嚕                               02/20 00:06
推 MKing:You study English very hard.                              02/20 01:07
推 dsaco:哈哈哈...我笑了!! 可以解微積分嗎??                        02/20 01:18
推 kdash03:好爽喔 光聽我就微勃了 weibo!                            02/20 13:32
推 TWisely:有笑有推                                                02/20 14:36
→ m60319:能解PDE應該一下就射了                                    02/20 22:31
推 g3u04jp6:他媽的我一題PDE都解不出來 當處男?                      02/21 08:57
推 alien818:幹，廣瀨康一                                           02/21 10:48
→ alien818:你女友一定是得了JoJo病毒                               02/21 10:50
→ stilh:不告訴她不就能讓她舔到射？幹嘛那麼笨                      02/21 17:34
推 Heloise:有笑有推                                                02/21 22:21
→ jackx0117:在統聯脫我褲子口交...                                 02/24 13:17
推 troylun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                         04/02 17:44

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