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 作者  Dontco (東摳)                                                看板  sex 
  標題  Re: [閒聊] 辛苦培養女兒, 回家開門看到...                               
  時間  Sun Jul 15 16:46:00 2012                                               
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:         請問30cm的鄉民啊
 :         如果是你遇到這種情況, 有什麼感想?
 :         結束一天的辛苦勞累, 回到家後經過女兒房門
 :         聽到傳來奇怪聲響
 :         打發房門, 看到女兒正在承現跪趴姿勢, 被一個陌生年輕男子老漢推車
 :         身為父親的你
 :         如果你看到這種景象, 會做何感想?


父親見狀不動聲色，緩緩地關起門，打給了身旁的親朋好友，



待他們來的時候，父親立刻大方地打開女兒房門，


一位對種田十分感興趣的同學說：

　　「啊，好像農夫耕田似的。」


　　「我看倒有點像推著餐車叫賣的老伯。」父親說。


　　「真像LOL裡準備開大的赫克林。」一位外號叫「大宅砲」的親戚緊接著說。




大家不禁哄堂大笑，同樣是老漢推車，每個人卻有不同的感覺。



只見女兒連忙把衣服穿好，

她覺得性愛就是性愛，不是耕田，也不是餐車，更不是LOL。





最後女兒被父親跟親戚們帶到客廳，父親緩緩坐下希望女兒了解雅量的道理，

畢竟人人的欣賞觀點不盡相同，那是和個人的性格與生活環境有關。

只要有心，老漢推車也可以變得詩情畫意。

大家在客廳互相交流意見，好不快活。














只留下一頭霧水的年輕男子在房裡啞口無言。




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 推 wyw0174:看不懂笑點的國文待加強                                  07/16 11:45
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 推 lyt316:國中國文第一課：雅量                                     07/16 14:40
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 推 a5091300:我當年學國一上第一課是「雅量」                         07/16 15:04
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 → a5091300:跟樓上又是一個年齡差距了XD                             07/16 15:05
 → a5091300:國立編譯館時代...記得好像最後是89年度？                07/16 15:06
 推 niker168:靠北，這個超好笑啦∼@@                                 07/16 15:48
 推 hsf0318:原PO改的好!                                             07/16 16:00
 推 ilovelucy:XD                                                    07/16 16:08
 推 hiiragizawa:溫馨 XDDD                                           07/16 16:30
 推 dryadc95381:對!!  是89的 因為我以前超想拿小本課本...哪知道...   07/16 16:38
 → dryadc95381:課本超多又超重的九年一貫第一屆~"~                   07/16 16:38
 推 botno1:看不懂的應該年紀還很小                                   07/16 17:02
 推 waismile520:潮聖潮聖                                            07/16 18:59
 推 MAX0408:.....XD                                                 07/16 21:59
 推 seraphimx11:原來是雅量XDDD                                      07/16 23:43
 → savishu:這是哪個年代的課文= =                                   07/17 00:02

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