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 作者  Ydragongg (忘記了....)                                       看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [認真] 男友性慾不強,我該怎麼辦?                                   
 時間  Tue Nov 13 02:20:11 2012                                               
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想想年輕的時候 勃起需要理由嗎?

不管是看a片 聞到女同學髮香 搭公車不小心擠到OL

甚至是第一次把包皮翻開後的一個禮拜 褲子磨到就他媽的硬了

走起路來屁股還要翹高怕尷尬

更別說跟女友牽手喇機......

假如勃起界也有比賽的話

拎盃一定成為roger federer或michael jordan這種傳奇人物

拿個10幾個大滿貫也是家常便飯

遇到我19歲的我 就算一條死魚 我還是可以幹她到幹到魚腥味四射

淫水流滿整間 臭到室友打119以為房間裡有死屍

現在30歲 只有一種感覺 身體越來越硬 老二越來越軟

工作壓力大 體力又開始下滑 回家腦中不是公事就是想放空

馬子穿性感睡衣我還要個5到10分鐘回神 然後要硬還要調情一陣子

幹一次真的超累 還不如自己打手槍 又輕鬆有不耗很多體力

有時做到一半電話打來 一分神馬上又軟掉...

原PO的問題是 明明就很想要 又想裝純情 還以為自己是20歲時遇到的小毛頭

躺在床上不用動就會男人硬梆梆幹翻你的年紀

為什麼說女人30如狼40如虎50坐地能吸土 你以為全都是死PU嗎

是因為沒有了青春無敵肉體 又不會挑逗不會吸

自己的男人只會看電視看報紙 正眼都不會看自己

想解決就是認命 30歲就乖乖開始當野狼

大聲叫他幹死你









老男人真的很需要女人先開第一槍

※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言:
: 我跟男友交往半年了,我們同年,都31歲
: 我是他第一個女朋友
: 也就是說,他是個處男
: 正常來說,處男不是都很哈,很想要嘿咻嗎
: 但我在他身上感覺不出來
: 但我覺得不可能是對我沒興趣,
: 因為我們出去的時後,我穿很辣,他的小弟弟都會有反應
: 我們連接吻,他都會有反應
: 可是對於嘿咻,如果不是我主動,他幾乎不可能主動
: 我幫他口交,他每次都會射,所以他沒有"不行"的問題
: 也不可能是被餵飽了,他家很嚴,他的交友單純,也非常害羞,所以偷吃的可能性很低
: 我有一次幫他口交,問他舒服嗎? 他居然回我:不要問我,我害羞的不知道怎麼說@@
: 其實我sex的經驗算豐富,但我不想要在他面前表現老練,怕嚇到他
: 所以我總是壓抑住我的熱情,但不會是死魚啦,
: 應該是說,我只使出80%的熱情,與50%的技術而已,因為我真的不希望他感覺我很利害
: 而且男生不是都有在看A片嗎,不需要女生來教了吧
: 但是可能他沒有什麼經驗,常常放進去不到5分鐘就射了
: 會不會因為這樣,影響到他想嘿咻的心情呢?
: 但我問他,diy,口交,嘿咻,哪一個最舒服,他也跟我說:嘿咻>口交>diy
: 老實說,我性慾非常強,幾乎每天都要diy
: 我有問過他,一個禮拜diy幾次,他說1-2次
: 我不知道是真的假的,但我覺得,他性慾也太低了吧
: 每次我在他房間吻他、摸他、口交,他頂多是小弟弟很腫,然後他也會摸我,用手指幫我
: 但就是不會想要撲倒我
: 除非,我要主動用手直接把他的弟弟放進來,我們才會嘿咻
: 但他也從來不會脫我的衣服
: 我記得我第一次主動脫自已的衣服
: 他好像還嚇到,還說,妳怎麼脫衣服了
: 害我之後都不敢脫,我們居然都是穿著衣服嘿咻的,唉,好怪喔
: 我有問過他,是不是不喜歡嘿咻,是不是對我沒興趣
: 他說,是因為在家裡,怕被聽到
: 可是以他的個性,又不可能主動約我去motel,我也不想主動,怕被打槍,我會很受傷
: 我們唯一一次外縣市出遊,他又約了很多好友,10幾個人一起睡通舖@@~
: 我記得有一次,我穿女僕裝,勾引他,他的確有問我,可不可嘿咻,但他沒有撲倒我,
: 只是說他快受不了
: 但我覺得這招不能太常用,常用會沒效
: 不然的話,我是有買很多cosplay的性感衣服
: 我想請問大家,要怎樣,才能讓他能主動的想要呢?
: 我有一個男性友人說,是不是他單身太久,diy習慣了,
: 所以才會想說diy就好,比較省事
: 此外,他非常愛打籃球,很會打籃球的人都知道,場場下來,耗盡的體力非常多
: 但有一次,我提議狗狗姿勢,他跟我說,好累喔,比打籃球還要累
: 第一次有男生這樣跟我說,我都傻眼了
: 嘿咻真的那麼累嗎???
: 不過,好像男生都喜歡女上男下,比較輕鬆
: 還有就是,他沒買過套套,也沒用過
: 我曾經提過,要不要買呢
: 但後來,感覺也不了了之
: 我又不想幫他買,這樣好怪,不是不想花這個錢,而是,一付我很哈似的
: 而且如果我們之前都沒有戴套做,他就如此性趣缺缺,會不會戴了套,更不想做了@@~~
: 其實跟處男嘿咻,壓力很大,因為要考慮他的心情
: 怕他覺得,我很有經驗
: 而且也不敢要求他要讓我舒服,通常都是我服務他
: 我本身是喜歡對方抽插快速的,可是他都很溫和
: 我也不敢跟他說,嗚嗚
: ps: 不要叫我換男友,謝謝,他除了這一點以外,其他都非常好

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推 louisman:朝聖                                                   11/14 06:57
推 alecgood:經驗值極高...推啊!                                     11/14 08:11
推 hsf0318:三百壯士也認輸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/14 09:23
推 coolkoala:推文朝聖                                              11/14 11:05
推 ERIC6666:我笑到早餐都快吐出來了~~~~~~~~~大推                    11/14 11:45
推 tigerjump:XD                                                    11/14 12:33
推 newgoodman24:推三百壯士                                         11/14 12:41
推 yayagame:伍佰挪威森林枯                                         11/14 13:58
推 tupacshkur:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/14 17:01
推 laoh:不能對個對子 朝個聖也是好的 XDDDDDDDDDD                    11/14 18:24
推 vyr:XDD                                                         11/14 18:52
推 beving:那個千六也很北纜阿XDD                                    11/14 20:36
推 jordan1227:朝聖推                                               11/14 21:16
推 xxxx5566:三百壯士有點猛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       11/14 21:39
推 livtyler0828:朝聖推!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/15 04:26
推 betascii:朝聖...lol                                             11/15 08:30
推 myfirstjump:funny                                               11/15 12:24
推 goodman1:朝聖 XDDD                                              11/15 12:59
推 jevin:      伍佰要去墓仔埔                                      11/15 16:50
推 kdash03:太好笑了 尤其是中間氣氛被搞砸的那段XD                   11/15 17:35
推 kuoyuntony:朝聖推                                               11/15 18:15
推 star61:朝聖推                                                   11/15 19:15
推 arnestus:朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                      11/15 22:09
→ tombears:五億探長雷老虎                                         11/16 02:42
推 lastcrescent:太好笑了  XDDDDDDDDDDDDdd                          11/16 04:35
推 jay12316571:朝聖                                                11/18 01:42
推 ichup:.........幹 不推對不起自己                                11/18 13:21
推 pttdog:  本世紀最中肯                                           11/18 15:29
推 windcham:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    11/19 02:36
推 lun1110:十億精子求中出                                          11/19 09:03
推 kenhome0611:鄉民們真是太有才了,雷老虎躺著也中槍                 11/20 12:05
推 linsmile:朝聖                                                   11/21 21:35
推 lmf770410:朝聖                                                  11/26 00:45
推 hank7077:朝聖                                                   11/27 12:19
推 syaoransky:朝聖推                                               12/05 11:42
推 know12345:朝聖!                                                 04/09 20:37
推 lightpisces:笑到飆淚XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            04/09 22:18
推 ray1286:朝聖!!!                                                 04/09 22:39
推 taidy38:朝聖                                                    04/10 12:18
推 happy61432:朝聖推 我在辦公室笑到崩潰                            05/21 12:12
推 timmy878787:XDDDD                                               05/21 20:49
推 weselyong:千七好弱  = =                                       05/21 22:45
推 shiming:朝聖推                                                  05/23 14:00
噓 mattiswe098:                                                    11/07 02:28
推 DarkBrian:朝聖!!                                                11/07 13:52
推 stjchl:爆                                                       01/16 13:04
推 apang:朝聖                                                      03/21 18:21


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