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 作者  sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)                                   看板  sex 
 標題  Re: [閒聊] 有人上過AV女優嗎??                                          
 時間  Mon Nov 19 19:32:16 2012                                               
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大家好

看到這一系列文章

又想到我已經是十年以上的鄉民

經歷了西斯法西斯大戰、西斯匿名抗爭、吐槽恨板沒落

我想把我的故事回饋給西斯板的各位

我叫朗仔,我有個日本同學叫做千千

他長得很漂亮,是很多人心中的夢中情人

我也喜歡他很久了

有一次,我跟千千走在校園

洪興生蕃的小弟把我們擋了下來,想找千千去吃飯

我二話不說,捏爆了他的小雞雞

為什麼知道他很小,因為他是香港人,沒在玩PTT,不像我們都是30公分起跳

原以為事情就這樣結束了,沒想到這傢伙還到天橋潑我們紅漆

千千只好帶我到女更衣間,讓我沖洗乾淨

正當我洗到一半,千千竟然衝了進來,跟我一起洗鴛鴦浴

洗完澡後,我就愛上千千了!

殊不知,竟然出現了一個女生叫未來,她介入了我跟千千的感情

所有人都叫我不要選未來,她沒有千千好

但我就像中猴一樣

最後竟然選了未來,還害千千變成了殭屍

對於千千,我滿懷愧疚

我只能看著我跟千千去海邊的照片,懷念她……

事後人家才告訴我,千千真實身分是AV女優

這又是另一個故事了…

我是鄉民,我知道規矩

有圖有真相

http://ppt.cc/h1Ox




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推 fart5566:女生是誰??                                             11/19 19:40
推 wincecarter:......................太扯了                        11/19 19:40
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噓 PINKMAN:電影劇情也來扯~! 我開頭噓!!                             11/19 19:42
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 只能說我輸了                          11/19 19:49
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噓 BePi:.....                                                      11/20 00:15
推 soso0910:身為資深鄉民!強者我朋友! 絕不豪洨!                  11/20 00:17
噓 unlimitedd:白癡蜜桃成熟時33d                                    11/20 00:17
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※ 編輯: sexKinsey       來自: 219.87.60.129        (11/20 00:33)
推 tomtzeng:推推推推 有圖有真相                                    11/20 00:43
推 jaysuzuki:結果換噓的被打臉...                                   11/20 00:47
推 anagan:圖  雖然心裡很酸  但還是推了                             11/20 00:51
推 jaysuzuki:看電影預告還親了千千                                  11/20 00:52
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推 YOUAREME:聖光術幫補血~                                          11/20 01:00
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