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 作者  VVVV5555 (東興烏鴉-耀揚哥)                                   站內  sex 
 標題  Re: [認真] 穿衣服比較好看>"<                                           
 時間  Sat Mar 16 11:58:52 2013                                               
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※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言：
: 這是認真文
: 是小妹不是小弟
: 因為保守性經驗不多
: 算是開竅的晚
: 所以以前一直不在意
: 可是!!
: 但是最近開始自卑自己的身體
: 其實是遺傳
: 就是乳頭和乳暈偏大
: 胸部B~C
: 乳頭直徑1.5 長度0.8
: 乳暈3.5~4
: 顏色褐色
: 自己覺得不是很美QQ
: 可是沒辦法是遺傳啊!!!
: 我經驗也不多!絕不是被弄大的!
: 偏瘦的身形
: 約168 52 看的到肋骨QQ
: 請問!!這樣會讓男人失望嗎???
: 還是不要做愛得好???!!!!!
看到小妹有這麼多的困擾

就讓性愛權威 耀揚哥 本人 我 來幫你解答

看你特地去量直徑也沒打單位

我還以為你的乳頭直徑1.5公里

比操場還大勒





胸部對於男人 就像是大腸蚵仔麵線裡面的香菜一樣

男人會認為香菜替蚵仔麵線加了些許分數

但絕對不會 點一碗香菜來吃

在性愛的過程中

胸部對於男人 實在不是什麼太重要的點

比起 你緊不緊

叫的大不大聲

陰道收縮的反應等等

乳暈根本是無關緊要的事情

畢竟還有燈光的加持

誰來會特地去看你的乳暈

我看你的妹妹 都來的硬多了

甚至看旁邊的黑龍毛 在聞一下

都比吸你奶子 咬你奶子 爽多了




胸部最美的時候

大概就是若隱若現那一刻

例如女同學彎腰撿東西 露出的半球和蕾絲內衣的迷人性感

或者女同事 緊繃的襯衫扣子縫隙中 一眼即可穿透

那種乳房側面 帶點圓弧的俏皮可愛




有時候男人在意你奶子

並不是男人真的喜歡你的奶子

或許是那個男人是宅男

以為每個女人敏感帶都在胸部上面一樣

還有我想告訴妳 有愛就要做

不要等哪天沒人要做 你才想愛

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推 peter791130:純推耀揚哥                                          03/16 12:17
推 kudoshaki:耀揚哥                                                03/16 12:18
推 ck30929:這篇優文                                                03/16 12:18
推 udx12356:八卦板剛噓完妳回西施版居然要再推妳                     03/16 12:21
推 a7526746:不能爽喔                                               03/16 12:27
噓 bbob:我看過又大又暗沉的乳暈但...我還是吃了 = =                  03/16 12:34
推 yangrh:推耀陽哥的香菜                                           03/16 12:37
推 lonelyport:耀揚哥必推!!!!                                       03/16 12:38
推 taiwanwang:純推耀楊哥的文章 讓我看完很XDDDDDDDDD                03/16 12:40
推 s3853915:耀陽哥讓我痛哭流涕                                     03/16 12:51
→ sherlockt:不要加香菜                                            03/16 12:53
推 boy830527:推                                                    03/16 12:58
推 wind31625:耀楊推~                                               03/16 13:01
推 taleschia:有權威有保證                                          03/16 13:02
噓 CloseFeather:不吃香菜給噓                                       03/16 13:05
推 littlerinn:純推耀揚哥                                           03/16 13:06
噓 arbe:        討厭香菜給噓，一根香菜壞了一道菜，味道超級重       03/16 13:06
推 rabinson:不一定 我看到垂奶和大乳暈就倒胃口                      03/16 13:07
推 kimi6701:這篇耀揚哥中肯                                         03/16 13:09
推 Okamoto003:這篇好中肯唷...帳號被盜了嗎? XDDD                    03/16 13:13
推 ok7242003:這篇真的挺中肯的xddd                                  03/16 13:30
推 chengweirh:XDDDDDD                                              03/16 13:32
推 Lavchi:這篇實在噓不下去啊!!                                     03/16 13:47
推 sunny84:香菜的比喻真是太棒了                                    03/16 13:51
推 ps20012001:XDDDD..這耀揚做壞了...                               03/16 13:54
推 softbus:我愛胸部 但我超討厭吃香菜                               03/16 13:58
推 kim03191230:這篇讓我覺得耀揚哥被盜帳號                          03/16 13:59
推 pxup6ru04zj6:耀揚哥被倒帳了嗎!                                  03/16 14:04
→ liao5469:不能接受大乳頭的男人，就別想老婆生小孩了               03/16 14:06
推 taller:push                                                     03/16 14:08
推 tws80531:這才是我知道的耀揚哥                                   03/16 14:09
推 daae:中肯推                                                     03/16 14:14
推 ooXD:第一次覺得你的文章中肯...                                  03/16 14:16
噓 t79102xw:前面很難笑..不吃香菜+1                                 03/16 14:21
推 hanksky:好文不推嗎? 老闆，我要一份蚵仔麵線，要香菜不要麵線      03/16 14:23
噓 manseeajed:耀陽哥必推                                           03/16 14:31
推 hkpow:這篇好笑!                                                 03/16 14:34
推 edward623:中肯捏!~                                              03/16 14:48
推 sean50802:1.5kmXDDDD                                            03/16 14:52
噓 york50086:耀揚哥還是去統治就可吧                                03/16 14:53
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推 littlesss:中肯                                                  03/16 15:09
推 gary63122:操場奶三小XDDDDD                                      03/16 15:16
噓 yourmom5566:超討厭香菜                                          03/16 15:17
推 luzo:竟然噓不下去....XD                                         03/16 15:20
推 ks823:推                                                        03/16 15:22
推 kobe333:中肯推                                                  03/16 15:28
→ capirex:耀揚哥退伍了吧?                                         03/16 15:28
噓 ptoqharumb:耀陽哥給推                                           03/16 15:31
推 Zenkyo:前幾天才看隻手遮天給推                                   03/16 15:34
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→ rul543:邰哥討厭香菜！！                                         03/16 15:43
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推 Lailungsheng:中肯...                                            03/16 15:44
※ 編輯: VVVV5555        來自: 219.69.119.197       (03/16 15:54)
推 joe321pig:耀揚哥必推                                            03/16 15:55
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推 gtbox666:中肯文                                                 03/16 16:09
推 seashel:不要等哪天沒人要做 你才想愛 推這句                      03/16 16:11
推 wowhung:XDD                                                     03/16 16:11
推 Nomoresin:推香菜                                                03/16 16:16
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推 tlw0709:                                                        03/16 16:23
推 smt963:耀揚今天是香菜吃太多了嗎？                               03/16 16:26
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噓 qoojason:可是我不喜歡香菜耶...                                  03/16 16:35
推 stevely:耀揚給推                                                03/16 16:36
推 KobeYaMeTe:U耀揚哥好                                            03/16 16:45
噓 mjque2jm:冏                                                     03/16 17:13
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推 Archerdark:耀揚怎麼了!!??                                       03/16 17:28
噓 frank123ya:幹 我不吃香菜                                        03/16 17:28
推 danny7215:優質                                                  03/16 17:29
推 pockents:耀揚哥必須推！！                                       03/16 17:30
推 jovi5305:耀揚哥必推                                             03/16 17:31
推 adairchang:靠北1.5公里害我大笑XDDD                              03/16 17:34
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 我覺得這樣很不錯        03/16 17:54
推 hatai:你是本人嗎?!!!                                            03/16 17:56
噓 YU0987:先噓                                                     03/16 17:56
推 lonelynight:覺得蠻妙的                                          03/16 18:04
推 ilace5566:被盜帳號哦                                            03/16 18:05
噓 chemist1990:這篇不向耀揚的水準                                  03/16 18:07
噓 Alcor:可是我不喜歡吃香菜...                                     03/16 18:10
推 popytsnake:耀揚哥必推                                           03/16 18:16
推 casnal:沒被噓爆   真不像耀揚哥                                  03/16 18:20
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