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 作者  NCTULaoda (交大Kobe)                                         看板  sex 
 標題  [閒聊] 女友被幹到翻白眼                                                
 時間  Tue Jun  4 01:24:12 2013                                               
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大家好

我交大Kobe

剛才我真的嚇到了

我剛剛和女朋友在打炮的時候

她突然有一陣子一直翻白眼

害我很緊張

於是我就問她怎麼回事

她就跟我說

"有點爽過頭了"

然後又補上一句說

"我們最近先不要打炮好了，雖然剛剛很爽，可是感覺快死掉，我不想在打炮過程中死去"

我摸摸她的頭髮並且說

"寶貝!對不起，讓你打個炮也冒者生命危險，最近就先不要好了!"

想問問看，有版友有類似的經驗嗎?

如果有，可以跟我分享一下

我不想要再看我女友這麼痛苦了

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