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 作者  cdcd3831 ()                                                  站內  sex 
 標題  [閒聊] 被純粹。喝等級的攬叫督                                          
 時間  Wed Jul 24 15:32:07 2013                                               
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剛去一間空間有點擠的餐廳吃午餐，
廁所剛好是男生女生一大間幾個小隔間沒分開，
在其中一間棒賽時，進來了兩三個女生，她們大概不知道廁所裡有人吧，對話如下：

A女：ㄟ，我跟妳們說，昨晚我跟一個那裡超粗的人那個ㄟ！

B女：外國人？

A女：不是外國人啦，外國人太大了。。我不敢

C女：那昨天那個粗的就不會太大喔？聽說粗的都很軟。。。

A女：多粗喔？？？
恩，就跟純粹。喝差不多。。（淫笑呵呵呵）

B女：純粹。喝？那是啥？

C女：就一罐咖啡ㄚ。。靠，那很粗ㄟ，應該很舒服吧？

A女：是還不錯，不過只有一次，如果可以兩三次那就更好了。。。



我聽完起身穿褲子沖馬桶，三個女的匆匆忙忙的就往外衝，高跟鞋聲扣扣扣的。。。沒看
到三個本人。。。


吃完飯我去了小7找了一下純粹。喝，靠杯這直徑差不多有6.5-7cm，長也快18。。。


我知道5F有30cm，不過真有人被純粹。喝這等級的攬叫督過的心得嗎？？？

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