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 作者  mika123 (蝦仁炒飯)                                           看板  sex 
 標題  [認真] 被約去旅館要小心什麼？                                          
 時間  Sat Aug 17 17:15:55 2013                                               
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請教板上先進 小弟魯蛇一名

一臉宅宅樣 又沒錢沒房沒女友

幾天前幫一位82年次的女技術員辦理銀行業務

因資料不齊有加對方的LINE

要求女生幫我用LINE回傳

傳回資料後 說了一句你照片好正了

他就開始回你也不錯阿 人又好好

嘴炮一堆後 開始做球給我了

說他都好無聊沒人約他

他幫我做業績是不是該報答他阿

最後想說約他看電影好了 他馬上答那今天午夜場的吧

告訴他訂完票後 他又說看完去唱歌喝酒好嗎？

回答他 我不會唱歌~但可以陪你喝兩杯了

她說要不去旅館喝好了！！ ！！

最後他說訂A旅館比較乾淨了 但小弟怕怕嘴巴跟他說好

實際上訂了比A旅館高級點的W旅館 省得被說是小氣魯蛇

也省得他在A旅館準備好人手等我~


目前可以接受的最壞打算是 電影票錢花了 宵夜酒錢我出

旅館錢我付 沒幹到也沒關系 就當做練經驗值

請教各位先進 還會不會發生什麼危險阿

畢竟之前吃魚喝茶 明買明賣安全多了。

但好久沒有吃到青春肉體 小頭忍不住想衝了

煩請先進 給予小弟安全指導！感恩！！

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推 mylovefeel:記得戴套                                             08/17 17:17
→ papagenoyi:仙人跳                                               08/17 17:18
→ chiangmh:架好攝影機...................................回來分享  08/17 17:18
推 sunsonsam:找兄弟在w旅館外面等半小時，有異狀馬上打給你，自己要   08/17 17:19
→ sunsonsam:稱半小時才脫，不要安耐不住小心仙人跳                  08/17 17:19
→ pipiorange:這兩天有社會版又有得看了^^                           08/17 17:19
推 MacBookProR:關鍵字"女技術員" 女技術員幾乎都很敢玩玩很大         08/17 17:19
→ MacBookProR:看的順眼就給插了......                              08/17 17:19
→ ePaper:找道士在門口先開壇 記得要多貼幾張符                      08/17 17:20
噓 maviswang:那女的是個瞎子，所以你可以放心去肛                    08/17 17:22
推 query:知道有些女技術員是可以玩 但是我也不敢 XD 原PO還是小心點   08/17 17:23
→ mika123:感謝m大指教，有對方個資應該不會被仙人跳?                08/17 17:25
→ maviswang:萬一對方留假個資呢                                    08/17 17:28
→ mika123:ID跟公司確定都是真的！                                  08/17 17:33
噓 maviswang:個資跟會不會仙人跳何干？                              08/17 17:36
→ mika123:M大說的是。小弟今天只帶現金了，若有命回來 在跟M大回報   08/17 17:39
噓 maviswang:我比較擔心你的菊花....還有那5cm的射精口徑             08/17 17:41
→ armageddonwa:仙人跳正夯                                         08/17 17:42
推 m41512:進房先看一下有沒有攝影機吧                               08/17 17:44
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推 fuan791013:自己架攝影機最保險                                   08/17 17:47
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推 scumgene:錄音筆                                                 08/17 18:13
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推 s903812000:記得當李x睿                                          08/17 18:14
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推 SungHyun:大大加油  坐等心得文                                   08/17 18:20
推 L046:等大大下集                                                 08/17 18:30
推 l19:快衝吧! 有炮可打直須打 莫待無炮空打槍                       08/17 18:37
→ ctjh900805:素肚會訂房？                                         08/17 18:42
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推 xaviers1123:實況轉播 我們看到你有危險立馬幫你報警               08/17 18:48
推 suballhome:架好攝影機 做完後 翻開覆蓋在場上的卡 使出反仙人跳    08/17 18:50
推 Foot:把對話紀錄給你信任的好朋友看 並且當天有事情就要打給他      08/17 18:54
→ Foot:真的很害怕就跟他說你幾點幾分會打給他  沒打請他打過來       08/17 18:54
→ Foot:沒人接就準備報警                                           08/17 18:55
→ Foot:如果嫌太麻煩就不要搞這種男女關係  乖乖交朋友就好           08/17 18:55
推 edleren:記得路上多繞幾圈路，看有沒有人在後面跟車                08/17 19:04
推 Bravo5566:青春ㄟ肉體  靈魂歹控制                                08/17 19:08
推 Cervelo1995:W應該滿安全的吧                                     08/17 19:12
→ Cervelo1995:又是自己的主場, 小心一點應該還是可以吃得很開心      08/17 19:12
→ Cervelo1995:不要忘記錄音然後問他: 舒不舒服之類, 這個很重要!     08/17 19:13
→ Cervelo1995:回答正面可以至少算是合意性交, 問題也少一些          08/17 19:13
推 inshadow:先照照鏡子覺得鏡中自己帥嗎?帥就衝,不帥就自求多福吧     08/17 19:14
→ Sperate:圖勒！！！！！                                          08/17 19:18
推 jerrylin:推砲前先合照比個YA  萬一被告法官才會相信你             08/17 19:37
→ dixieland999:免錢的最貴，大家都吃到這歲數也不是笨蛋了，想一想   08/17 19:43
→ dixieland999:有女的見一次面就跟你說要開房間的，平時應該也不是   08/17 19:43
→ dixieland999:黃花閨女或乖乖牌了...心理作好準備先                08/17 19:44
推 airchen0302:不會有事，安心去吧！                                08/17 19:45
推 redway:霸氣!! 祝你成功                                          08/17 19:46
推 suckdickman:回來記得po圖                                        08/17 19:47
推 geniusw:幹死她                                                  08/17 19:48
推 hhenry666:記得架好攝影機                                        08/17 19:55
噓 titti:小孩最後取什麼名字要記得說喔                              08/17 19:55
推 destroyfire:架攝影機會被告妨害秘密，錄音筆好點                  08/17 20:04
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推 yoshiringo:當然去囉                                             08/17 20:30
推 alovefan:錄影錄音防仙人跳                                       08/17 20:35
噓 LPKing:哪來這麼多仙人跳~我堂姐夫也是約一約出去就幹幹回來了~     08/17 20:44
推 Lailungsheng:簡單，發祭品，找50個鄉民去                         08/17 20:46
推 jnth12:人師真好                                                 08/17 20:53
推 Gindaco:樓樓上的堂姊...                                         08/17 20:55
推 bluesapphire:wego?                                              08/17 21:05
推 bruce511239:帶筆去                                              08/17 21:05
推 RealGarden:人帥真好                                             08/17 21:06
推 stardream:偷錄音+戴套大概就沒甚麼危險了                         08/17 21:07
→ stardream:記得防們上鏈+不要分開洗澡~                            08/17 21:08
推 BoBoooM:是Wego還是W hotel                                       08/17 21:09
推 BenLaDan:直接FC2 LIVE  順賺點錢 回回本                          08/17 21:10
推 shakesper:約你去旅館跟仁波切碰面啦！                            08/17 21:27
→ jerryxie:照片呢！讓鄉民幫你跟她鑒定是不是仙人跳好了             08/17 21:34
推 ckckcck5577:不太可能是W hotel  成本太大了  喝茶還比較實際       08/17 21:43
推 luming:人帥真好                                                 08/17 21:48
→ chiangmh:找鄉民衝進去拍照、NP ...............................   08/17 21:49
→ drumsets:跟我們講哪一間 大家一起去保護你                        08/17 21:50
推 billybbb:時間地點說一下,大家一起去保護你XDDDDDDDDDDD            08/17 21:53
推 SNGoMMX:錄音+戴套   一看到前幾句就想到仙人跳的可能              08/17 21:56
推 purineboy:拍年當對蕭朗                                          08/17 21:58
推 hellosoap:手機錄音、戴套、領剛好錢就好                          08/17 22:06
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推 siaokun0203:嚕管準備進場                                        08/17 22:17
推 amoley:鞋子脫好後  記得鞋頭朝外擺放                             08/17 22:24
推 carbine:錄影PO上網最穩                                          08/17 22:31
推 roors:                            推樓上，最好還及時輸送。XDDD  08/17 22:42
推 SenYang:                大家一起去保護你                        08/17 22:45
推 ckgegg:小心ADSL                                                 08/17 22:58
→ drumsets:現場直播給鄉民看 這樣被仙人跳我們都可以幫你作證 !!!!   08/17 23:02
→ drumsets:法官 那個女得自願的阿 他還叫mika00他 我都有看到 ~~~    08/17 23:03
推 xxxcba:預備.....跳!!                                            08/17 23:16
推 phantom400:您還不如推掉 花點錢去網路找那個跟原po前四碼同名的    08/17 23:25
推 dan5209:很簡單啊 看他要約哪間都可以                             08/17 23:29
→ dan5209:但是記住 出去當天 臨時去別間                            08/17 23:29
→ dan5209:這樣絕對安全                                            08/17 23:29
→ Csir:崩潰                                                       08/17 23:36
噓 hsnu5566:有沒有ADSL                                             08/17 23:43
→ kenryu:女技術員是哪國語言啊......                               08/17 23:45
推 s0009s:記得發心得文                                             08/17 23:48
推 Replication:先拍合照 在拍性愛姿勢 你就安全了                    08/17 23:51
推 egg79117:只覺得82好年輕...                                      08/18 00:09
推 lucia3520:82…跟我同年@@                                        08/18 00:21
推 YAOYAOO:女技術員都那麼好約(筆記~)                               08/18 00:40
推 charmyderek:記得站內信唷~~                                      08/18 00:40
推 aredifficult:說實話 沒有很危險= =                               08/18 00:46
推 saikino:回來了沒                                                08/18 00:51
推 smgg:人師真好                                                   08/18 00:54
→ hydeliu:幹嘛跟自己左手約會= =                                   08/18 00:59
推 scott260202:回來的時候要回報阿大大                              08/18 01:03
推 ZakuIII:技術員不意外                                   本票~遞  08/18 01:07
→ orzman:訂W旅館 換X旅館 記得開視訊live                           08/18 01:18
→ mylife5216:免費的最貴                                           08/18 01:26
推 fukoff:真那麼怕的話就錄音套話 地點你找的                        08/18 02:09
→ fukoff:她事前沒準備不容易跳                                     08/18 02:10
噓 georgeya007:快發心得文不然噓爆你                                08/18 02:19
推 mnbvc456:媽的肯定有鬼，直覺加嗅覺                               08/18 02:42
推 XS623:幹完了吧，圖咧?                                           08/18 03:06
推 ivansai:原PO還在搞嗎!!                                          08/18 03:13
推 Edward121212:最壞打算 本票簽一簽也該到家了巴                    08/18 06:11
推 gtbox666:現在變揪團文了嗎？                                     08/18 06:54
推 williams741:勸你在外面先找幾個人 以防止仙人跳還可以打個幾場     08/18 10:14
噓 mochacha:圖                                                     08/18 11:18
推 delaluna:1982年吧 民國82才大3可以當銀行業務員= =?               08/18 15:05
→ delaluna:噢噢看錯 是技術員                                      08/18 15:06
推 WenliYang:!!!!!                                                 08/18 15:52
推 chenyi:住W HOTEL真好                                            08/18 17:29
推 leawweikeng:回來了沒啊？？？                                    08/18 17:42

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