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 作者  Baudouine (喜歡妳錯了嗎?)                                    看板  sex 
 標題  [認真] 約會如何約到床上去?                                             
 時間  Thu Sep  5 22:33:50 2013                                               
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想請教

和女生約會通常都是約在燈光美氣氛佳的餐廳嘛

經過一陣愉快的晚餐後


究竟場景該如何轉換到有床的地方呢 ?

我和對方都住家裡所以一定不能帶回家

但要怎麼跟對方開口說想去 Motel ?

一般都使用什麼樣的暗示呢 ?


說要開車送對方回家結果看到 Motel 就轉進去 ?

小弟新手 各位專業的大大教一下吧


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推 TKUvirgo:來吧！                                                 09/05 22:34
推 asdfg862489:coffee tea or me                                    09/05 22:34
噓 hipocritos:跟他結婚啊                                           09/05 22:35
→ Baudouine:看不懂二樓                                            09/05 22:35
推 TKUvirgo:咖啡 茶 還是我                                         09/05 22:36
→ Baudouine:什麼意思 ?                                            09/05 22:36
→ wavek:字面上的意思                                              09/05 22:37
推 s86255038:咩修幹哞？                                            09/05 22:39
推 rocfrank:三秒鐘插入                                             09/05 22:40
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→ believeevery:你對女生夠好 她自然會把你帶回家  真魯舌            09/05 22:41
推 PUMAGIRL:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqUMUAhyKNo
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→ shinloveu:妹修趕謀                                              09/05 22:47
推 makoto0952:推樓上，不過萬一會錯意怎辦0.0                        09/05 22:49
推 refgdata:喝咖啡或者喝我的__                                     09/05 22:56
→ howshaw:在約會前就說好了行程要去哪裡了啊                        09/05 22:59
推 ccr123:昧修桿某？                                               09/05 23:00
推 Georgemerry:MTV先試試看                                         09/05 23:17
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推 leocean:去IKEA                                                  09/05 23:20
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推 saylike:你為啥 不先找地方親他 就一定要直接幹呢                  09/05 23:27
→ KIRA1002:有車路邊就可以了~                                      09/05 23:28
推 blairkimi:要去摩鐵吃海鮮嗎？                                    09/05 23:30
推 akggc:我要回家餵30CM兔子                                        09/05 23:31
推 dakomk2:去電影院看到大排長龍，就跟她說賓館A片也不錯看           09/05 23:34
推 ekoj:IKEA                                                       09/05 23:36
推 LLN858:這跟牽手親嘴一樣,不用問要不要幹砲,直接問要休息嗎?        09/05 23:37
推 skyblue76:討厭 討厭 拉鍊在後面                                  09/05 23:37
→ LLN858:當然已經是男女朋友關係,當天約會狀態不錯,成功機率很高     09/05 23:37
→ LLN858:不是就要看女生了,有些就算約會感覺超好,遇到保守的女生..   09/05 23:38
→ LLN858:被打槍機率還是很高....                                   09/05 23:38
推 teacup1231:你怎麼這麼心急呢？                                   09/05 23:38
推 bvckk:跟女生說:欸欸聽說IKEA新的床墊很軟很大耶                   09/05 23:39
→ LLN858:直接問絕對是最佳解啦,不然你直接開進去,遇到不想的很尷尬   09/05 23:40
噓 IDRen:報警                                                      09/05 23:42
推 ePaper:跟她說我不想被打槍 可是我想被打手槍                      09/05 23:47
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推 jaychang415:氣氛好的餐廳或咖啡後說“累了，我們去休息吧”        09/06 00:01
推 btpo:  先照鏡子吧~~                                             09/06 00:14
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推 fedrick:裝醉                                                    09/06 00:23
推 hitsukix:我家床又大又舒服 來看電影吧                            09/06 00:28
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推 dowea:車子熄火了  讓車休息一下                                  09/06 00:39
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推 IROIKYO:天份                                                    09/06 01:28
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→ janway222:好了                                                  09/06 01:48
→ Xmasbowl:咩修趕某                                               09/06 01:50
推 QQ5566:笑笑的說 要去休息一下嗎？                                09/06 01:54
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推 tci902:不小心把這篇文章標題給她看                               09/06 10:54
推 Vanessakoju:可以先從MTV開始 之後可以用朋友說摩鐵怎樣怎樣        09/06 11:33
推 haoooo:1如果你有跟她接吻過嗎                                    09/06 11:58
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推 a00561:晚點一起去找仁波切加持                                   09/06 13:02
推 shakeheart9:跟她說要不要一起練習六字大明咒                      09/06 14:48
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推 charmyderek:討厭討厭 拉鍊在後面                                 09/06 16:44
推 avatarboy:指一指招牌，然後微笑                                  09/06 21:29
推 babaluu:問她要不要去IKEA很容易到床上的                          09/06 22:37
噓 F1ower:跟她說: 我要X妳 ^^                                       09/07 01:26
推 Notraces:如果可以在車上 到達三壘的話! 再問他要不要去開房間...   09/07 10:20
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→ mayday79715:推要不要來我家看貓咪                                09/09 08:57
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→ ganlinla:ok的話 就成功了                                        09/10 02:16
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