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 作者  blueham (藍火腿)                                             看板  sex 
 標題  [討論] 打手槍衛生紙的用法                                              
 時間  Wed Sep 25 18:29:56 2013                                               
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洨弟昨天心血來潮

把積了很兩三天的量準備發射

打開D槽

一如往常的 用三張衛生紙把它包住30公分

發射出來後



靠~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

原來積兩三天的力道那麼強

就像消防栓的強力水柱

竟然把衛生紙射破了

害我弄得滿地都是黏黏的

真麻煩

有沒有衛生紙該怎麼用比較方便且好處理的方式呢??

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推 k2124:射完包成餛飩然後吃下去                                    09/25 18:33
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推 j3353577:用D槽比較不會破                                        09/25 19:01
噓 r30385:難道我積一個禮拜射破天花板也要拿出來說?                  09/25 19:08
推 sqkb3208:當然是射在螢幕女優臉上，超爽ㄉ                         09/25 19:10
推 Cervelo1995:當然是拿3秒膠把馬眼先封起來阿!                      09/25 19:17
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推 Arron0105:射在手電筒裡就好啦                                    09/25 19:31
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推 chungb:一張就夠了，皮薄餡多                                     09/25 19:47
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推 humour:應該是生病了，要看醫師                                   09/25 19:59
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推 i12348:對折兩次  再破就可以表演了                               09/25 20:04
推 avi5566:衛生紙要搓成一條細細的 再放進馬眼裡 這樣就不會射破了    09/25 20:08
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推 aa456ww:用塑力康把槍口封起來不會嗎                              09/25 20:44
推 amoley:衛生紙是事後拿來擦嘴巴的                                 09/25 21:14
噓 l17:你是不會把衛生紙放遠一點再射喔?                             09/25 21:24
推 TMDWTF:我高一 我忍了14天 剛尻完那才叫消防栓 我都用右手          09/25 21:33
→ TMDWTF:馬眼保健很重要                                           09/25 21:34
推 TaTa5566:簽名檔每次看每次覺得好笑XD                             09/25 21:40
→ TaTa5566:包來當餛飩吃啊                                         09/25 21:42
→ gm02531744:用素度阿 笨                                          09/25 22:01
噓 Jkai:衛生紙是被針刺破的 你還以為自己很強                        09/25 22:16
推 green508:推文XD                                                 09/25 22:19
→ GX151253:乾脆直接射窗外…                                       09/25 22:19
推 DIDIMIN:用AB膠黏起來就好了                                      09/25 22:44
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