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 作者  ericvvvb (江湖人士,略懂略懂)                                看板  sex 
 標題  [認真] 第一次上酒店..悲哀                                              
 時間  Wed Apr  9 11:30:08 2014                                               
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又到了禮拜三的時刻

小弟又有閒雜時間可以發廢文了

這次要跟大家分享我上酒店的經驗





根本慘>..

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小弟在前年過年,與一群很久沒見的朋友約在台南某間旅館見面

共四人,開了房間準備大家一起喝酒徹夜狂歡

殊不知..

台南車站附近完全都客滿,就算沒客滿價格也被喊到三倍以上

根本貴到不想進去

後來沿路走沿路走,走到公園路某間暗巷裡面看起來有黑黑的旅館

鼓起勇氣,詢問到合理價格後入住

大家開始喝著台啤開始瘋,但房間真他媽夠爛..我根本玩不起來

有人提議要不要去酒店玩,我心裡想不會吧..幹..趕快大家反駁啊

想不到其他兩人也應聲說好!!我想我跑不掉了

硬著頭皮,四個人一起去招計程車去台南某家"天X人間"

到了以後跟招待確認一下價格,過年真的貴到爆,一人大概要3k~4k

我不知道酒店價格多少,但總覺得好貴= =

進場以後開始等小姐,等好久,等的好不爽

那時候已經三點多了..在玩下去就天亮了

跟少爺反映以後,招待很不好意思說今天人真的很多

五分鐘後一定帶小姐來

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五分鐘一到,小姐果真進來了

幹...

她媽的....

這間不是叫 "天上X間"嗎?

怎麼來了一群從"地獄陰間"來的牛鬼蛇神

我朋友要打槍,招待說真的很不好意思 他們小姐都在招待

可以的話下一波再幫我們換,先玩這一波吧..拜託了

我心想好吧..是鬼也有洞..有洞也就有奶..有奶就及格吧..

四個小姐..我物色一下.

一個乾扁但很白.一個比你媽還胖.一個像外勞一樣.一個根本裂嘴女

我想了一下,我寧願選一下乾扁很瘦的

才剛在想就被搶走

好吧!!兄弟想要的,我不能搶

那我就選外勞

幹..想不到才剛想外勞又被搶走

我跟另外一個臉有難色.對面兩個女的又站在面前

我才剛想叫她們兩個他媽給我滾出房間










裂嘴女就坐在我腿上了..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




她沒有問我他漂不漂亮然後要殺了我

她問我叫什麼名字,我說我叫金城武

她一直笑說我很幽默..

她越笑..我心裡越寒...她媽的像極了裂嘴女..我要瘋了

然後有一句沒一句的..

裂嘴女突然開起包包,從裡面拿出一包酸梅在那邊啃

然後滿嘴酸梅味的想親我

幹她媽的..還要我不要害羞 叫我不要閃

我他媽當下要是有槍,我早一發轟了她嘴巴裡的酸梅

我裝害羞了說 : 【不要啦!!我不喜歡親親】

她就坐在我腿上,把嘴巴湊過來我耳邊..舔了一口

操你媽的.....這一舉動害我那一整晚都聞到酸梅味

我就跟她聊天,她問我幾年次,我隨便唬她說我30歲(小弟那時才22)

她開心的笑 : 【哇嗚看不出來耶 本來想說騙騙你說我28..其實我已經39囉喔!!】
               才差九歲而已

要是我當時有一把槍,我他媽一定把我隔壁那三個畜生朋友射死

看他們都玩得很爽,我玩一個大我一輪又一輪的又酸梅的女人..操

過了一會..

他們好像有程序,此時那女的開始色誘我

在我面前跳艷舞,摸我的鳥

當時一陣一陣酸梅味,她又一直有意無意用他的嘴咬我的褲檔

我真的很想一掌往她的天靈蓋灌下去

此時她抬頭呵呵裂嘴問我 :【想不想要啊,我們可以去隔壁房間ㄏㄏ】

我很想回她 : 【出去!!!現在!!!!】

但我回她說 : 【沒感覺耶..>//< 抱歉】

她不死心..我很確定我回錯話了...因為她不死心..........

她當場把衣服脫掉

胸罩拔掉..

當下大家應該會想知道..WOW 她是什麼CUP 奶頭粉不粉~~

我跟你們講

我當下只有看到兩根吸管..什麼吸管..!?

我認真看

幹..她奶頭超長的!!!!!!超像吸管  就像這樣  )===o

超扯的..我根本快嚇死了,天下哪有這種奶啊!!!

她感覺很自豪,以為我看到她的奶被她誘惑到,我根本快被嚇死

當下我憤怒、激動、害怕、恐懼、不知所措、他奶奶的..不對..他的長奶奶的頭的..

接著更誇張

她用她的長奶頭一直打我的臉..她奶超小

根本無法用奶打人..根本一直用奶頭打我的臉

奶頭在我面前就一直甩..一直甩..根本在諷刺我上酒店這件事

我當下面無表情,但對方一直激烈的用奶頭甩我臉

我當下已經快崩潰了..

我想起某個面試官問我的話 : 【你這輩子有遇過讓你最恐懼的事情嗎?】

我想這答案我可以回答了..就在今天..就在今天!!!

她奶頭跟感覺越甩越長,好像施什麼魔法似的要用奶頭把我束縛

終於..招待進來了..

招待 : 【來~換小姐囉!!!】

根本天使啊...不..他根本魔鬼 這一切都是他安排的



第二批小姐進來了..................

幹.......

我目前在地球嗎..我應該不火星吧??

我懷疑我身在何處,我懷疑我是否作夢

一個長超高根本姚明而且感覺長期缺氧
一個根本是男人,她一定是利精
一個額頭超高,眼睛超大根本火星來的操你媽的跑錯地方了
僅剩個長的還像人的,但態度很高傲看起來很機掰

我二話不說直接叫缺氧火星利精先滾,我要人我今天是來玩地球人的!!!

這女的一開始就說我今天好累了從開場到現在都沒休息過

我心想關我屁事,我來花錢的不是來體諒妳的

但我假裝窩心幫她按摩說辛苦了

幹..她根本五十肩,肩膀比石頭還硬

一直叫我用力按,用力按..她媽的我都已經快用全力了

我今天她媽的到底來統小的

我至少要摸到妳奶吧操,

我手一滑去摸她奶,她馬上把我手打開

機掰女 : 【還沒準你摸啊!!!!你幹嘛】

哇靠!!! 是在邱三小的!!!!

我婉轉的說 : 【哇 我就喜歡妳這種脾氣】

機掰女開始笑,好像講到她喜歡的話

開始坐我腿上,要我抱她腰,但我一直聞到臭味

為什麼會有臭味..

機掰女一臉靠過來..我才知道是什麼臭味..



幹她媽的超濃的口臭啊!!!!!妳肝壞了沒關係,噴個清香啊!!!!



豪~~~~~~~~臭~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



機掰女靠近我耳 : 【你身上怎麼會有酸梅味啊!?】

我超無言的臉 : 【因為上一個女的吃酸梅..舔我的耳朵】

機掰女聽到一直笑,那呼氣一直呼到我臉上,我臉感覺已經開始發黑腐爛



真~~的~~~豪~~~~~臭~~~~~啊~~~~~~



招待進來 : 【SHOW~~~~TIME~~~~~~】

四個外星人開始脫脫衣服

拉我們上去跳舞

我有一跳沒一跳的,我心裡想我願意加錢,讓我脫離這地獄吧

機掰臭嘴女命令我手抓她的胸部

我就抓她胸部,臭嘴女罵我說怎麼這樣啊

要用柔的!!!用柔的

她就說妳怎麼這樣柔..要用按摩的!!!!按摩的

我真的當下很想把她那硬硬的奶頭直接擰下來 操

機掰臭嘴女命令式的 : 來 我們去隔壁間

我..?

不要啊!!!!

機掰臭嘴女 : 你朋友都去了

我轉頭看.



幹!!!!!!我朋友全都去決戰異世界了


我當下超震驚的!!!


原來我朋友喜歡外星人..!!!!


我搖搖頭說 : 【今天不想,很累了硬不起來】

口臭女開始用手抓我的鳥,抓得很憤怒的那種狂抓

根本想撕裂我的鳥

主持人 : 【SHOW Time 結束囉!!!】

那女的開始穿回衣服,頭也不回就閃了

真他媽爛女人操

我坐在包廂等我朋友解決外星人

我看著包廂的KTV,在撥陳奕迅的K歌之王..

我默默地拿起麥克風唱K歌之王..看著陳奕迅在螢幕前唱歌

我覺得我處境好像..只是背景是我朋友在幹外星人..



讓我 成為了 無情的
K歌之王 麥克風都讓我征服
想不到妳 若無其事的 說這樣濫情何苦
我想來 一個吻別 作為結束
想不到你 只說我不許哭 不讓我領悟



都已經唱完了..我朋友還在幹外星人





這次經驗讓我得了酒店恐懼症

往後有人提起要去酒店..我就會開始發抖..抖的很厲害

千萬別  再找我  去酒店!!!

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網友有貼天上X間的照片

跟我當年去的不太一樣

他有換位子嗎

還是我記錯間了

我跟台南不太熟,找計程車司機帶路

一開始就提天上X間、還有兩間兩個字的

我一直是記得是天上X間

所以是我記錯當年去的店了!?




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推 Dix123:靠杯喔xd                                                 04/09 12:30
推 napnoside:快笑死                                                04/09 12:30
推 killerduke:拜託 過年別去 順便提一下 要去天上X間的話 要有門路才  04/09 12:32
→ killerduke:好玩                                                 04/09 12:32
推 pa7711201:幹我笑翻了!!甲上                                    04/09 12:32
推 kfcisgood:真的很好笑                                            04/09 12:33
推 LonyIce:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                           04/09 12:33
推 redwaygg:感謝大大,天上人間就在我家隔壁原本想說要帶朋友去的XD   04/09 12:35
推 batschris:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          04/09 12:36
推 thiefK16:=============o                                         04/09 12:36
→ dogjk:你沒去過吧                                                04/09 12:36
推 daenvgil:幹你娘超好笑的                                         04/09 12:38
推 DahPo:haha                                                      04/09 12:39
推 blog2899:吸管般的奶頭也太噁心了...哈哈哈哈!                     04/09 12:39
→ lastdance723:台南的名聲不能倒,有誰想去C/P值高的,站內信!         04/09 12:39
推 saiulbb:XDDDDDDDDDD                                             04/09 12:40
推 hanhsiangmax:豪~~~~~~~~臭~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~啊~~~~~~~~~   XDDDDDDD  04/09 12:41
推 xxx761011:爆                                                    04/09 12:41
推 tea2009:會做惡夢吧....                                          04/09 12:42
推 qudjo13:決戰異世界xdddd                                         04/09 12:42
推 humaisme:1虎爛吧 天上人間是便服店 你的玩法都制服店玩法          04/09 12:43
推 BDSMan:幹  我大笑                                               04/09 12:44
推 ambrian:幹受鼻機的                                              04/09 12:45
推 twoKBOy:乾! 勸世文!!!                                           04/09 12:45
推 crazymark:真可怕…                                              04/09 12:46
推 scotting8:我快笑死了XDD                                         04/09 12:47
推 CCMg:豪臭哇!                                                   04/09 12:47
推 kevinli2001:我要寫個慘字...XDDDD                                04/09 12:47
推 jackjack135:就我所知,是跟樓上一樣的                            04/09 12:47
推 frankykick:從頭笑到尾XDDD                                       04/09 12:48
→ jackjack135:是制服店                                            04/09 12:48
→ jackjack135:便服店喇說錯                                        04/09 12:48
推 clancyr:天上便服店好唄 唬爛也要做做功課                         04/09 12:50
推 ALuBa13:同情推 好慘                                             04/09 12:51
推 mp3ooxx:ㄏㄏ推                                                  04/09 12:51
推 wilson78225:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDXDXD                            04/09 12:52
推 quagmire:推K歌之王哈哈哈哈 好好笑∼∼                           04/09 12:52
推 renyjojo:幹  辦公室裡憋笑好痛苦                                 04/09 12:54
推 hank11235813:所以到底多少錢?                                    04/09 12:56
推 nero71701:星際大戰                                              04/09 12:57
噓 zebra0422:在吃飯,有點想吐...                                   04/09 12:58
推 middlemonkey:太好笑了XDDDD                                      04/09 12:58
推 jc1031:站內哥吧 哥解救你 帶你去台北見識一下                     04/09 12:59
→ zebra0422:好笑推回來                                            04/09 12:59
推 kazff:我要寫個慘字                                              04/09 13:00
推 girl27052:幹 太好笑了啦哈哈哈哈!!!!決戰異世界還有吸管奶....     04/09 13:01
推 potato6202:呵呵                                                 04/09 13:01
→ girl27052:聽起來真的好慘內                                      04/09 13:02
推 mysteryuu:笑死XDDDDDDD                                          04/09 13:07
推 tse651155:坐車中,憋笑好痛苦XDD                                 04/09 13:08
推 joe11081:你確定去的是天上 台南天上市沒脫 過年確實比較醜         04/09 13:09
推 tsungmou1:請問 像吸管的奶可以釣魚嗎? 好奇問一下XD              04/09 13:12
推 BaRanKa:...只好淚推 你至少做好事促進經濟了                      04/09 13:14
推 Luciferous:我笑到肚子痛XDDD,原po對不起                         04/09 13:14
推 doodle888:XDDDDD                                                04/09 13:15
推 hitsukix:幹 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             04/09 13:18
推 jason0829:笑翻                                                  04/09 13:18
推 s10004031:上課笑到瘋掉                                          04/09 13:19
→ likeair:下次過年記得來高雄...我過年去的 起碼沒這麼恐怖XDDD      04/09 13:21
推 CowTortoise:幹快笑死我了XD                                      04/09 13:23
噓 reesion:天上人間便服店... 最好會給你現場處理                    04/09 13:27
推 jeff00277:我笑到翻掉了                                          04/09 13:27
→ reesion:要掰也是掰隔壁條的桃谷                                  04/09 13:28
推 colorsplash:XDDDDDD                                             04/09 13:30
推 bjxluc05:太有畫面惹∼笑死我∼                                   04/09 13:31
推 moto615:整個害我在捷運上一直白癡的笑 哈哈哈                     04/09 13:32
推 V6WOLF:這桶冷水潑的好!!!                                        04/09 13:32
推 vicc:幹 真的太好笑了   佩服佩服                                 04/09 13:37
推 lpbrother:警示好文                                              04/09 13:39
推 valentinos:有笑有推!!                                         04/09 13:39
推 z581105:有笑有推                                                04/09 13:39
推 angus4003:真的有那麼慘                                          04/09 13:40
推 j056237:吸管奶OP                                                04/09 13:40
推 h4352635:e04 快笑死 XDDDDD                                      04/09 13:40
推 ebao2709966:大蟾蜍不是比較便宜嗎幹嘛要自己找罪受?               04/09 13:40
推 justte23:幹XDDDDDD有笑有推                                      04/09 13:41
推 wqewwqew:幹 真的太好笑了    有笑有推                            04/09 13:41
推 chevalerie:幹上課一直笑                                         04/09 13:46
推 hororose:===o 這是什麼啦XXXD                                    04/09 13:47
推 willy87009:歪歪                                                 04/09 13:49
推 qscxz:有笑有推                                                  04/09 13:50
推 JECDong:上班狂笑XDD                                             04/09 13:50
推 tb19930511:笑死我了  大推                                       04/09 13:50
推 LucasChen:可以拍成 陰陽魔界 XDDDDDDD                            04/09 13:51
推 coolmanchen:憋笑抖到我同事叫我小心不要內傷......                04/09 13:52
推 kiobear:很有畫面 笑歪了                                         04/09 13:53
推 orz7887245:就在今天  就在今天!!   哈哈                          04/09 13:54
推 barry66:哈哈哈 決戰異世界                                       04/09 13:56
推 littleDP:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              04/09 13:57
推 houna:好好笑哈哈哈哈                                            04/09 13:58
推 srf811001:靠腰我笑慘了XD                                        04/09 13:58
推 t55020255:邊看邊笑 哈哈                                         04/09 14:00
推 icexfox:決戰異世界XDDDDD                                        04/09 14:03
推 SoDingDing:Yo go tsain                                          04/09 14:04
推 pime:我上課看快笑死了!!超推決戰異世界                         04/09 14:07
推 hiphopper18:這個好笑XDDD                                        04/09 14:07
推 Yogran:這種店自己去好玩嗎?                                      04/09 14:12
推 BBBBBBBB:滿好笑的XD                                             04/09 14:13
→ sunstrider:沒有  我都很小                                       04/09 14:13
推 coco100:XD                                                      04/09 14:13
推 yaopeng:硬奶===@                                                04/09 14:15
推 s854273:強者發強文+1                                            04/09 14:18
噓 RfTV:講海派的我笑了..........                                   04/09 14:19
推 LOXA0115:豪豪笑啊∼                                             04/09 14:23
推 lolQQ:你害我不敢用吸管了                                        04/09 14:24
推 linchosh:同情推                                                 04/09 14:26
推 webbkiller:太好笑了 推個XD                                      04/09 14:26
推 eeee123456:此女只應天上有,人間哪得幾回聞                       04/09 14:27
推 cery:天上人間素質聽說不錯阿                                     04/09 14:31
推 yuanzhong:幹太可憐了這樣還要3k                                  04/09 14:32
推 LENMAN:我要在你身上寫個慘字                                     04/09 14:35
推 IloveHsuan:超好笑XDDDDDDDD                                      04/09 14:35
推 crimxsun:好恐怖啊。。。                                         04/09 14:41
推 z8336099333:sex第一推了 幹笑死我                                04/09 14:42
推 Moan5566:幹笑翻XDDDDDD                                          04/09 14:44
推 ccb615064:不推 對不起自己 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈                      04/09 14:47
推 kurodz:看到金城武我整個大笑                                     04/09 14:48
推 ferrari6918:太可憐了…………悲劇                                04/09 14:50
推 liberating:XD                                                   04/09 14:51
推 e456541:A罩杯 C奶頭....                                         04/09 14:51
推 paul19940809:邊看邊笑啊  原po要寫好幾個慘字                     04/09 14:51
推 GhOsT1211:決戰異世界超靠北XDDDDD                                04/09 14:52
推 makiyoisgood:吸管奶太好笑了哈哈哈哈!!!                          04/09 14:53
推 stu328511:你害我在圖書館整個笑到無法自拔                        04/09 14:53
推 WhyNoSmoke:==================================================o  04/09 14:53
推 assman0224:推 笑到流眼淚                                        04/09 14:55
推 erenrush:星際大戰嗎xD                                           04/09 14:56
推 larry29929:真的很好笑                                           04/09 14:56
推 bigwesttt:幹笑到快昇天啦~~~~~~~~                                04/09 14:57
推 vingfing:哈哈哈哈                                               04/09 15:00
推 disremember:決戰異世界XDDDDDDDDDDD                              04/09 15:03
推 henry4621:今天的sex版都好歡樂啊XD                               04/09 15:03
噓 OOCCO:紅明顯~台南現在大多都制便吧~還好我也都去海派~哈哈哈       04/09 15:05
推 craze9517:哈哈哈哈哈   快笑死了                                 04/09 15:06
推 biography:...............                                       04/09 15:07
推 bill1790:Threeeeeeeeeeee                                        04/09 15:08
推 cancern:寫得真好                                                04/09 15:09
推 williebom:根本唬爛 天上是便服哪是這樣玩 你是去小吃部吧你        04/09 15:09
推 genius0107:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      04/09 15:11
推 j10310:同情  給推                                               04/09 15:13
推 gslkkimo:媽呀,笑翻                                             04/09 15:13
推 yuiop2567:快被你笑死                                            04/09 15:14
推 gn008112002:超好笑                                              04/09 15:17
推 candyclub666:這次最好笑XD笑到內傷                               04/09 15:23
噓 jaguarccu:虎爛阿∼天上如果這樣一定會先被客訴然後鴿子去翻掉      04/09 15:25
推 diabloex:有笑有推 xd                                            04/09 15:27
推 tuansam:天上不是台南最好最貴的嗎…                              04/09 15:29
推 bj129:去酒店還可以有這麼特別的經驗,你賺到了!                  04/09 15:29
推 hikerLin:天上人間如果茶你IP你就糗大了...                        04/09 15:32
噓 carbine:這文筆...                                               04/09 15:35
推 whyhsu:吸管XD                                                   04/09 15:40
推 henrysp9:有笑給推XDDDDD                                         04/09 15:43
推 SCYBB:不趕亂去酒店了                                            04/09 15:44
推 s752855:超好笑!大推!                                          04/09 15:44
推 Cardern:推這篇釣到很多專業人士                                  04/09 15:45
推 Heiken:你去的是夭上人間吧                                       04/09 15:47
推 eutectoid:大推XDDDDDDD                                          04/09 15:48
推 Darius1979:超好笑   對不起 XDDDDD~                              04/09 15:49
噓 pizzahave1:原來是騙人文                                         04/09 15:50
→ pizzahave1:用認真 結果全是豪小                                  04/09 15:51
→ duncan1015:民生路天上?不是這樣吧....唬爛                        04/09 15:53
※ 編輯: ericvvvb (27.52.79.43), 04/09/2014 16:03:45
推 greaso522:還好我上次沒去                                        04/09 16:01
推 waynehorn:超屌!                                                 04/09 16:03
推 t8754035:快笑死了~!讓你爆XDDD                                   04/09 16:04
噓 black823:豪小文!!                                               04/09 16:07
噓 pizzahave1:別在裝死了  就豪小文還用認真                         04/09 16:11
噓 eddie1209:拜託一下 便服店不是這樣玩的 你跑到制服店了吧 難怪     04/09 16:13
→ kawaku:釣魚文XDDDD                                              04/09 16:13
→ eddie1209:沒那個屁股 只玩的起制服的 不要裝闊寫便服開箱文好嗎    04/09 16:13
→ tsungmou1:版上專業人士太多.....原PO要不要改標題為【豪洨】XD     04/09 16:14
推 nonosmile:好笑推個                                              04/09 16:18
噓 amarni333:哭腰喔,又是豪洨文                                     04/09 16:20
噓 magicwu:你去的是天上陰間                                        04/09 16:23
推 dab2001tw:可惜當下你手邊沒有竹條                                04/09 16:23
噓 dale7969:唬爛文                                                 04/09 16:25
推 sam36388:三小XDDDDD                                             04/09 16:39
推 sam810626:CC~~~                                                 04/09 16:41
噓 ming9589:我聽你在"泉"∼顆顆                                     04/09 16:44
推 sinyao1213:推                                                   04/09 16:45
推 eeddded:哈哈哈                                                  04/09 16:47
推 pm8301104:笑到流淚XDDDDDDDDD                                    04/09 16:50
推 yawenopse:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                          04/09 16:50
推 jackqoo183:火星異種XDDDDDD                                      04/09 16:51
推 jms790607:上班從頭笑到尾哈哈                                    04/09 16:52
推 TimDuncan21:爆啦                                                04/09 16:54
推 sacrifice9:太好笑哈哈哈哈                                       04/09 16:55
推 z8523864:吸管奶是殺小啦  笑翻                                   04/09 16:58
推 zlexmark:快笑死了                                               04/09 17:00
推 ADIE2:雖然豪洨但是豪洨的超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD               04/09 17:03
推 f020488997:同情推!                                             04/09 17:03
推 CumCumCum:笑死了                                                04/09 17:10
推 alentek:XDDDDDD                                                 04/09 17:13
推 encina:我笑翻 整個停不下來XDDDDD                                04/09 17:14
推 analyzer:有笑給推,決戰異世界XDDDDDDDDD                         04/09 17:15
推 wei37018:有笑有推 哈哈哈                                        04/09 17:18
推 Kensony:勸世文.....                                             04/09 17:18
推 zaq1qwer:XDDDDDDD                                               04/09 17:22
→ allen2109:天上X間是禮服店 怎麼可能有制服的玩法 亂講....         04/09 17:34
推 leecoco:你去的應該是天上人煎                                    04/09 17:35
推 frankyiyun:笑翻了!!這簡直是個試煉                              04/09 17:41
推 DrAnderson:我內牛滿面啊                                         04/09 17:42
推 zszsdd:天上人間應該出來澄清                                     04/09 17:44
推 LarryLiao:幹!笑死我了啦~~~我想我以後去酒店前會三思啊XDDD       04/09 17:51
推 sky0812:拍拍  歡迎來到火星                                      04/09 17:55
推 vovovolibear:拍拍                                               04/09 17:55
推 yychuan:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈怎麼會這樣!!!                          04/09 17:56
推 virginbear:有笑有推~                                            04/09 18:20
推 z8512230:哈哈哈哈  幹外星人XDD                                  04/09 18:25
推 SAKUMA:有笑有推                                                 04/09 18:27
推 windcloud27:幹我笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          04/09 18:42
噓 N99:天上是便服店 沒有這種東西 你去到對面的店吧...               04/09 18:46
推 s310091:UCCU                                                    04/09 18:50
噓 wouldyou:台南現在要去W啦                                        04/09 18:56
推 nnftst:我笑死了                                                 04/09 19:02
推 ss7761101:真是笑翻了                                            04/09 19:08
推 chien003:你被婊了哈哈哈                                         04/09 19:08
推 saw6904:幹,真的是警世文                                        04/09 19:11
推 ttoommoo:XDDD                                                   04/09 19:14
推 Koonghuoy:推!!!                                                 04/09 19:18
推 ttoommoo:xD                                                     04/09 19:19
推 nttc601:笑到一個每丁噹XDDDDDD                                   04/09 19:21
推 LBJ007:1                                                        04/09 19:31
推 doritos100:還好沒去過 哈哈                                      04/09 19:36
→ tarutaru:金華路那間也叫天上人間,但消費不太像人間就是了         04/09 19:39
→ tarutaru:我去好幾次都進LV包廂,簽樂透都沒那麼準                 04/09 19:40
推 IkariD:真的是進到異空間了                                       04/09 19:47
推 anper:幹幹幹笑到岔氣                                            04/09 19:48
推 stone0428:有笑有推;但我覺得原po是去到了天上人間的小吃部吧      04/09 20:13
推 patrickgod:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                              04/09 20:13
推 knightsfu:笑死了,怎麼跟我去的差這麼多                          04/09 20:25
噓 knightsfu:不是唬爛,就是跑錯間                                  04/09 20:28
推 senrewd:只能推惹                                                04/09 20:35
推 timmy9349:快笑死了XDD                                           04/09 20:38
推 x007:XDDDDDDDDDDD                                               04/09 20:44
推 newne25:哈哈哈 有笑有推                                         04/09 20:46
推 qoo0527:你豪慘啊哈哈哈哈哈                                      04/09 20:48
推 bonbon77:超好笑                                                 04/09 20:59
推 awangya:哈哈哈                                                  04/09 21:05
推 ustart:XD                                                       04/09 21:10
推 hujenhuei:天上陰間?                                             04/09 21:14
推 wowkg21:決戰異世界XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                          04/09 21:19
推 sevenlong:太爆笑了!!                                          04/09 21:21
推 micdebate:我笑的肚子好痛啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       04/09 21:35
推 ImCPM:XDDDDDDD                                                  04/09 21:36
噓 kandycane:雖然好笑,但天上不是這樣的吧…                        04/09 21:37
推 moobary:笑死我了~                                               04/09 21:45
推 a99023029:你的文好好笑,這不推不行哈哈                          04/09 21:49
推 leo00134:我快笑死了  哈哈                                       04/09 21:50
推 angels:wwww.....                                                04/09 21:52
推 Biglottery:快笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                04/09 21:52
推 q13461346:酸梅女XDDDDD                                          04/09 21:56
推 xxxcristo:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             04/09 21:58
推 catherine9:幹,笑歪                                             04/09 22:09
推 jostara:超好笑+1                                                04/09 22:14
推 chengn1:我接任務載去的妹都很優阿                                04/09 22:15
推 youlin86:太好笑啦                                               04/09 22:17
推 csboy500:有靠憋到!! 要在腿上寫個慘字 XDDD                       04/09 22:37
推 mobile028:哈哈哈~~太好笑了 XDDDDDDDD  超好笑                    04/09 22:38
推 Seinfeld:有笑有推XD                                             04/09 22:39
推 kenro:真的好恐怖啊,警世文無誤                                  04/09 22:47
推 ruey1992:潮豪笑的                                               04/09 22:47
推 loveleexx:幹我知道在哪 怎沒去台南大舞廳XDDDD                    04/09 22:50
推 puib:推笑死                                                     04/09 22:50
推 ziggy:除了成大狗鼻哥的文章之外~就最愛你的文章了                 04/09 22:51
推 kenro:和麗晶大酒店一樣,去錯間了,你是去天上人間小吃店 XDD      04/09 22:53
推 dx987321:決戰異世界是三小啦,超好笑                              04/09 22:58
推 celtic1985:笑翻了!                                             04/09 23:01
噓 Kingshit:豪 小 阿   講的都是制服店玩法                          04/09 23:01
推 harimamomo:幹那還叫做朋友喔??  你人也太好                       04/09 23:06
推 pop1210:決戰異世界XD                                            04/09 23:06
推 zenohsu:XDDDDD                                                  04/09 23:07
推 raysking:豪~~~湊啊~~  哈哈哈                                    04/09 23:09
推 blue012749:TMD笑到翻掉,推到底了                                04/09 23:09
推 biicii:真的好好笑                                               04/09 23:09
推 baby1602:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈西斯第一推獻給你了哈哈哈哈         04/09 23:10
推 Vert1300533:幹妳媽的我笑翻                                      04/09 23:27
推 wei0019:XDDDDDDDD                                               04/09 23:39
推 obsky97613:太好笑了                                             04/09 23:40
推 peterfan0604:幹  害我笑到肚子抽筋                               04/09 23:42
推 jimmy3137:失主 請你節哀 阿彌陀佛                                04/09 23:44
推 princessnain:無間地獄                                           04/09 23:46
推 sinedielove:大半夜的害我笑慘了 尤其那個吸管!!!                  04/09 23:52
推 macinwould:外星人XDDD                                           04/09 23:52
推 urchiun:太好笑!給你大推!                                      04/10 00:03
推 lkk321:幹 超好笑的                                              04/10 00:06
推 cs4677:吸管   好噁                                              04/10 00:09
推 skeven07:我好幾年沒看ptt瘋狂大笑了哈哈哈哈哈哈                  04/10 00:28
推 paul3422:給你拍拍                                               04/10 00:28
推 amercedes:好笑哈哈                                              04/10 00:30
推 s3032526:怎麼跟上一篇洋蔥差那麼多啦XDDDDD笑到掛                 04/10 00:31
推 av012345610:去制服店才有保障                                    04/10 00:34
→ av012345610:說錯 是便服                                         04/10 00:35
推 item0919:怪了,以前我也在那間酒店當過小弟,妹都還不錯呀,你跑   04/10 00:36
→ item0919:錯間了吧?                                             04/10 00:36
→ mnoeboy19:對不起,雖然我同情你,但我笑的肚子好痛                04/10 00:45
推 zero549893:你確定不是遇到魔神仔?                               04/10 00:51
推 aylar:怕酒店也會怕酸梅吧~~~~~~~                                 04/10 00:55
推 Jk20086636:可憐推...                                            04/10 00:55
推 chevalier153:有笑有推                                           04/10 00:57
推 ChineseTeam:你應該唱墓仔埔也敢去     五種氣味喔                 04/10 01:00
推 andyshuang:幹他媽的快笑死                                       04/10 01:10
推 adam6693:有笑有推                                               04/10 01:17
推 kaoko777:天上人間沒那麼差吧哈哈                                 04/10 01:20
推 kids1991:哈哈                                                   04/10 01:25
推 dumbo426:XDDDDDDDDD                                             04/10 01:34
推 ichan78:笑到翻掉哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈        04/10 01:36
推 fun120182:大半夜上來看ㄧ下,現在笑到睡不著......有畫面從腦中閃   04/10 01:47
推 rigby:笑到一個每丁每當XDDDD                                     04/10 01:48
推 upu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                       04/10 01:49
推 ssun302231:真的太爆笑了  像白吃一樣一直笑                       04/10 01:50
推 zoozy:有搞笑                                                    04/10 02:33
推 moron823:幹XD                                                   04/10 02:33
推 KASUGAOSAKA:我狂笑                                              04/10 02:47
推 lynn0911:有笑有推                                               04/10 02:48
噓 ha09875978:唬爛                                                 04/10 02:53
推 su814021:笑瘋XD                                                 04/10 02:59
推 hwd6190128:笑到不行XDDDDDDDD                                    04/10 02:59
推 HuvoKu:豪臭啊!!!                                             04/10 03:30
推 applelife520:哈哈,快笑死                                       04/10 04:21
推 k5a:你該不會是敵對酒店派出來詆毀天上人間的吧, 大蟾蜍?          04/10 06:01
推 xx5244:笑惹                                                     04/10 07:58
推 rock0747:幹!有笑有推                                            04/10 08:13
→ qaz12453:天上 不就是月球或火星嗎XD" 覺得到火星的話..(符合店名)  04/10 08:15
推 TWisely:XD                                                      04/10 09:05
推 yeiloud: )===o  <-畫面清晰                                      04/10 09:28
推 Acrono:)=====O  我笑歪啦                                        04/10 09:41
推 lkh7788:強者都朋友                                              04/10 10:45
推 wjuiahb:幹我笑到手發抖.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/10 11:31
噓 brian0124:吃飯請勿服用                                          04/10 12:39
推 pttjason:推版主創作文,有用心                                   04/10 13:03
推 isaac1417:看到吸管的比喻直接崩潰XD                              04/10 13:13
推 ms0550834:笑到快崩潰XDDDDDDD                                    04/10 13:14
推 kevin6108n:有笑有推                                             04/10 13:36
推 design0606:幹 好悲慘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       04/10 13:45
→ finchtw:民生路那間嗎?                                           04/10 14:09
推 reallocust:(筆記)過年到南部只能弄假牙,不能上酒店             04/10 14:22
推 mochacha:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD                        04/10 14:44
推 loncx3:悲慘的故事                                               04/10 14:45
推 ptthks:有沒有那麼悲慘啦XD                                       04/10 14:46
推 comawu:惡靈古堡-陰陽界                                          04/10 15:02
推 zxc123519:決戰異世界XDDDDDDDDDDDD                               04/10 15:39
推 zxc70234:XD                                                     04/10 15:40
推 eugene9729:吸管奶已笑死                                         04/10 15:54
推 curcus56304:笑翻...                                             04/10 16:05
推 kaku216:啥小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD           04/10 16:41
推 zonppp:好可怕!!!                                                04/10 16:43
推 rinhakkai:我要笑死了哈!                                        04/10 16:50
推 Bugatti777:這間不是蠻有名的嗎?這種本來就很運氣XD                04/10 17:07
推 Lemmings:好吸管~~不用嗎?                                        04/10 17:20
推 dargon:笑翻天了!!!!  要不要考慮去一下林森北 幫你重整一下記憶..  04/10 17:29
推 olalaolala:你試跑去桃谷了吧 天上有散布這種事?                   04/10 18:25
推 sky511368:拍拍                                                  04/10 19:12
推 joywo:靠么 這篇超好笑 果然西斯才是真正的joke版!!                04/10 19:15
推 JOJOttt:笑慘XDDDDDDDDD                                          04/10 19:43
推 fifisix2:笑死                                                   04/10 20:18
推 freewillcoke:快笑死                                             04/10 21:25
推 cperry:好好笑給推                                               04/10 21:29
推 littlelaba:今年最好笑給你了!!!                                  04/10 21:43
推 TiLlVeGe:一個比你媽還胖,看到這我就忍不住了,太好笑             04/10 22:38
推 linbear1212:酸梅味 笑翻                                         04/10 23:50
推 laxii:XD                                                        04/11 00:21
推 zyot:幹XDDD這勸世文超猛                                         04/11 00:27
推 porterlevis:我笑到快斷氣了XDDD您文筆真好!                      04/11 00:37
推 jostara:每看一次笑一次∼∼∼                                    04/11 01:00
推 shonshon:話說小弟我最近也才第一次去,可是跟樓主完全是一個天堂一  04/11 01:59
→ shonshon:個地獄啊囧rz                                           04/11 01:59
推 blessu:從開始笑到推文尾XD                                       04/11 04:28
推 uonyang:買張機票吧,左岸的才是真的天X人間                       04/11 08:07
推 hermionetsl:XDDDD                                               04/11 08:40
推 changsir:笑慘了啦                                               04/11 10:20
推 kelly15798:有笑有推                                             04/11 11:12
推 girl33456789:這太扯了!是我就直接發飆了                          04/11 11:14
噓 Lio41:最好天上X間 這摸慘啦                                      04/11 14:35
推 bala73:朝聖推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  04/11 14:57
推 snacker:天上在台南蠻久了,話說有人提到兩個字的酒店,是萬x嗎?    04/11 15:31
→ jipin:可憐的原po                                                04/11 16:34
推 kevincookie:===o 笑死                                           04/11 17:03
推 johnny23:XD 比JOKE板還好笑                                      04/11 17:20
推 sky16118:吸管奶是極品阿!想看只能去非洲原始部落找,在台灣竟然   04/11 17:20
→ sky16118:讓你碰上!                                             04/11 17:20
推 jigsoso:遇過長奶頭被嚇到都不知道怎麼跟朋友形容,原來叫吸管奶呀  04/11 18:52
推 grass30630:===o 打打打…XD                                      04/11 21:01
推 ritaerythema:對不起 我笑了                                      04/11 21:28
推 WisiN:管他認真還豪洨,總之原po文筆好 描述生動就好了∼已笑死哈    04/11 21:39
→ WisiN:哈                                                        04/11 21:39
推 jor7382:到隔壁房間修幹~~俗稱散步!揪咪^.<                        04/11 21:41
推 zq1241:笑到快抽蓄了                                             04/11 22:44
推 picachuu:XDDDDDDD好好笑~~~                                      04/11 22:45
→ annie9762:天X是便服店 沒在脫也沒在秀的 你要不是抹黑就是記錯了!  04/11 23:31
推 abba0120:阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑到翻!!!                            04/11 23:36
推 arashikei314:哈哈哈∼你好可憐XDDDD                              04/12 00:19
推 OHMYJEHOVAH:你也太慘了吧兄弟…                                  04/12 01:38
推 evilture:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  04/12 02:39
推 shin5201314:海派根市政都不錯 有人去過以前的文南店嗎             04/12 03:33
推 AIdrawer:太好笑了  笑慘XDDD                                     04/12 11:56
推 dryada:被外星人強姦(?                                           04/12 15:08
推 cat454520001:哈哈哈哈哈哈我笑慘了大推!                         04/12 16:33
推 funky1221:靠!快讓我笑死了!                                    04/12 23:05
推 milk70183:1幹!決戰異世界!讓我笑到胃抽筋                       04/13 04:21
推 xyzpdq951753:用看的就讓我產生了恐懼XDDDDDDDDD                   04/13 14:59
推 lwind:你應該不是去天上人間,那邊沒有跳show的.我猜去了大蟾蜍~     04/13 21:18
推 cliff29:有笑有推∼實在太好笑了                                  04/14 13:22
推 suckpopo:XD~ 太好笑了                                           04/14 14:57
推 Bogy:超好笑的~~~天上人間這麼恐不唷!!                            04/14 16:37


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